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Diggin that pen name, yeah! XD
I have an imaginary friend named Floofy. .
A/N- Hello fans, and welcome to a new chapter of Layla's adventure with Link. This Chapter is Actually going to be a few explanations for some plot holes and/or weird things/characters you may have noticed in the story.
Layla: You could have at LEAST made a story including me sufficient!
Link: in a :cage: :sigh: :monotone voice: You get used to it.
Layla: …………………………………….O.o Why do you keep him in a cage?
Coolies: Cuz I loooooooove him!
Link: sigh
Layla: O.o Talk about kinky.
Coolies: ONWARD WITH MY CREATIVE GLORY!
Okay, the first we are going to talk about here is:
VESTA!
Yes, the crazy, curly haired Gerudo that appeared in chapter one complimenting Layla's breasts and hasn't appeared since!
She was mostly for comic relief. I though it would be a funny way to reveal to you all that Layla has abnormally large breasts for a girl of her age and ethnicity, (even though Gerudo's aren't necessarily FLAT, either) and also, I thought it would be pretty weird to have a Gerudo that seemed to be a lesbian. I'm not exactly sure myself whether she is or not. Hm.
Vesta's hair was another pretty cool thing. Have you ever spotted a Gerudo in that crazy fortress of theirs with curly hair? Usually hey have it up in a bun, so you can't really tell, but the ones dressed in white have their hair cut all short and it's VERY straight. Meanwhile Nabooru has a long, straight ponytail that hangs freely. God, do I love that ponytail. I wish I had straight hair. sniffle
Why did I name her Vesta? I know, sounds like some crazy, fat, farm girl's name, doesn't it. Well. The fact of it is, I had been playing Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life a lot lately, and Vesta is this really fat lady that watches over one of the cuties you're supposed to marry. Her name is Celia. I always marry her, cuz she's easy. I mean...er...she's just the cutest little innocent farm girl you ever saw! Yeah! Haha! Anyway, I'm getting off topic. So yeah. After actually finding pretty names for the other characters like Layla (meaning rain) and Zara (meaning care) I decided to name this girl Vesta...meaning...uhhhhhhh...a name I used off of a video game!!
Next, we're dealing with the fact that Layla doesn't have to ask the lady at the top to raise the fence to get to the desert.
Hmmm, well, that was a tough one. I guess I just thought, hey, Layla's got some random crazy Gerudo passness...and she can do it without help. Yeah. I don't know, I was gonna put it in, but I totally forgot, and I apologize.
Okay NEXT!
Nextiz…ah…Oh yeah! How did Layla get across the river of sand without some of those crazy hover boots like Link has?
Uhhh...she's...a Gerudo? And light on her feet? Wait...no neither of those work. I DON'T KNOW! Maybe in some crazy fashion she went around it. I mean, I know in the GAME you get lost if you try, but in the real world of Hyrule, if you got lost, you would never end up back at the fortress, you know?
Anyway, so yeah, that's another. Wow, most of these are in chapter one. feels dumb
Okay, another one is How did Link get into the Desert?
Well, he actually decided he was truly too pussy to go through the Gerudo Training ground (XD) and so he magically stole off in front of our Main character. Mysterious ways, I tell you. Mysterious ways.
Okay, the fact that Layla admits she doesn't wear any panties in the first chapter! Well...that was...I wanted the fanboys to respond, eheheh! Can't do without them fanboys, you know.
WHY did Link run off with Layla's weapon? To give her incentive to follow him of course! You can't really have a story without or co-leads being together, now can you? So yeah, she had to go get it and...yep...
And that was only chapter one! AHEEHEEHEE!
I Have a feeling this random chapter is actually gonna be one of my longest.
Alright then, On to chapter two.
Layla's Ripped Shirt.
I think its pretty obvious that most of Layla's exposure of her chest is for comic relief. I mean truthfully, what honest, calm, valiant hero can say that he can resist a girl like Layla with a bod like that? XD Yeah. Thought so. So It's also for like…the beginnings of ATTRACTION between her and Link. Yep.
Yep.
Iknow sometimes when Layla hasn't been given her scythe by Link, she magically has it and uses it. Also other times, Link doesn't take it back and she doesn't have it. Well, it happens. It's just not RIGHT THERE in front of your nose. It's more implied. It would get repetitive if it were like
Layla was given her scythe
They fought
Link took the scythe back.
No! That's now what us...professional amateurs do! Geez! XB
SO yeah. That's just...
And why doesn't Layla attack him when she has the scythe? Usually she's too preoccupied with something else to think about it, and plus, if she kills Link its not much of a story now is it? Didn't think so.
Another thing
That WHOOOOOOOOOOLE traverse through the Spirit Temple is missing a HUUUUGE chunk and I realize that. But have you ever experienced how hard it is to rewrite a WHOLE CHAPTER like that after it's been deleted by one of your brother's IDIOTIC FRIENDS??? AGH!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WAS GOOD! ITS NEVER AS GOOD AS IT WAS THE FIRST TIME! sobs uncontrollably
Those Hover Boots…hehe…to me...they just look like a pair of brown shoes with bunny ears put on them. Like link finally got some niiice comfy bunny slippers. XD But those Kokiri boots actually look pretty damn comfortable if I may say so myself. And they'd look so cute with like a red schoolgirl skirt and a nice white shirt...YEAH...ANYWAY! Enough with my fashion. secretly plots to design those boots for herself in the future...all copyright infringement is denied
Yes. Anyway.
Uhhm...Layla's weirdish split personality. She can be a kick ass bad ass or a pussy. She's extremely chlostraphobic and afraid of heights. When the Like-like swallowed her. She obviously couldn't breathe and got scared...and it was just another way for Link to be all valiant like. XD
The Reference to Link's Lens of Truth as the Pretty Microscope
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You have to admit. That thing is pretty damn fruity lookin. I mean its all purple and red. If I saw Link, as pretty as he already is...with that pretty little instrument, I would SERIOUSLY think he was gay.
Haha...I love that pretty little Truth Lens…
Uhmmmm what else lets see…
Note onething: I SUCK AT BATTLE SCENES! I know that the Iron Knuckle scene was unrealistic and badly written, but I mean what can I say, I HATE THE THINGS and I suck at battle scenes. All that stressed crunched up together is too much to handle and my brain becomes clogged and…..yes…….
You know a hand grabbed your heart when you thought Link was dead. You know you felt a lump in your throat.
XD
YESSS! MY BROS FRIEND DELETED MY CHAPTER FOR A SECOND TIME! SO I HAD TO WRITE BOTH OF THE CHAPTERS! TWO AND THREE!!!!
……..When Link and Layla are fighting about girls that Link's supposed to attract………I realize there are no young pretty girls out therein that village. But are there ANYWHERE except Gerudo's Fortress?
When Layla's all confused about Link being INSPIRED by her…
HEY YOU READER! YEAH YOU RIGHT THERE! IN THAT SHIRT OF YOURS!
You: …..? Me?
YEAHHHHHHHHHH YOU! YOU'VE JUST INSPIRED ME!
You: …………………………………
Yeah see you feel awkward. It's just a human reaction.
You: -.- I HAAAAAATE you.
But you love mah stories!
You: hangs head Yes...
LINK IS A LEFTY!
I don't care what anyone says! Even if he DOES care a lot about his defense, he'd STILL hold his sword in his dominant hand! Not like your dominant hand will do much good behind a shield! Really. Arms have the same strength, but hands and non dominance do not. Really, your dominant hand is about twice as strong.
HE'S A LEFTY I TELL YOU! A LEFTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Don't you hate that shifty wall? I HATE that shifty wall…
I can never figure out the right way to go up it. I mean I know to use the hookshot, but I like to take a walk on the...unsafe retard side once in awhile. XB
Yes…
Man. If Link had Layla with him all the time. So many things would be so much easier, don't you agree! Holding down a switch, timed switches...EVERYTHING! But then again if she couldn't help you in battle she'd probably end up like Ruto in Jabu-Jabu's belly. Ohhhhh I hate that fishy fishy girl……..
The Lizalfos are the most ANNOYING creature in the game to deal with. Their STUUUUUPID screechy noises and their STUUUUUPID creepy jumping around! I JUST WANNA DICE THEM WITH MY MASTER SWORD AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER!!!!!!
cough Yes.
This Leads up to Chapter 4!
The Battle With Twinrova.
Yeah...Link's signal is a little gay but I don't feel like thinking up a cool one.
I know Koume and Kotake don't really talk that much but I have so much fun with those characters and I LOVE fighting that boss! And it's so pretty too! I love that boss!
Sorry the battle isn't described in much detail, but you can't really do much with Link repeatedly absorbing power and shooting it at opposite sisters can you? Even when they merge, it's pretty hard to prolong it.
When they get ahold of Link.
………………..I apologize for my sex slave perverseness…uu I just think things like that are hot. Along with yaoi. Because two guys are better than one. XD
Layla calls Link her man because at this point...she has to have something witty to say and I think it would be funny for her to say that in any case. .
And after the battle when they're done and I keep describing Link in his entirety as soooo very sexahhhhhh with my poetic writing...I'm sorry...I was depressed.
I also apologize for the whole ripping of the shirt thing but this was planned from the beginning. Because poor Link never gets even close to any. I mean how many of you guys could last SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS with no action! Yeahhhhh don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!
So all Link needed was a little glimpse and he's cured of sexual frustration.
I wish it was that easy in real life. holds up list of yaoi art pages XD
I'm a pervert and I admit it. . Got anything else to say?
Hahaha.
Okay when Link and Layla are suddenly getting along and then they don't and they randomly had a fight...I understand that it was abrupt, and before they were talking about this just fine, but...I had a touch of writers block, so I just tweaked it a bit.
I apologize for the simplicity of it.
THE RAIN! OHHHH THE WONDERFUL RAIN! I LOOOVE he rain! I don't know why but I do! I do I do I doo!!!!
And...it's always so romantic when people kiss in the rain.
Besides. Layla's NAME MEANS rain. Can't beat the coincidence can ya?
Didn't think so.
OKAY IM DONE! If theres anythingI missed I probably skipped it on purpose! But if theres any BURNING things you didn't see that you'd like to, feel free to Email me or review about it and I'll be sure to explain it.
Goodnight, good night my sweet readers. I will most likely kill you in the morning. Unless you review. Then you will find chocolates and flowers.