Hello! Its us! I will now grovel on behalf of both of us for not updating as much. grovels Please forgive us!!! Homeowrk/coursework can be a real bitch.

So can having a bad memory and being completly and utterly lazy.

Back off will ya. Akeifa I want to apologise to you too.

Akeifa: Why?

I have something of yours.

A: What?

A pair of your underwear. They were a great flag at Steph's L latest anime day. grins

A: YOU!! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU FREAKING PHSYCO GIVE THEM BACK

Are you sure you don't want a thong instead? They seem to be the latest fashion.

A: Says who?

Adele and KaibaQueen smirk and point at Malik, Yami, Duke, Joey and Tristan, who are wearing said items.

M, Y, J, D, T: Shakin' that thang. Skahin' that thang. I see you baby. Shakin' that thang.

A: Shudders, collapses and starts twitching So horrible.

Kaiba: KQ where are you? You still owe me that favour. looks around room Oh my...

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!! KAIBA STOP DANCING THIS INSTANT! YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE.

Things can actually get worse?

But hey. turns back on crazy boys here's the disclaimer

Disclaimer: Adele and KaibaQueen do not own Yu-gi-oh. I mean if we did I would have stopped their dancing by now.....

"You will pay that." Neftis told the man in a low tone.

"He will." Neftis looked up at the brother, who was smiling predatorily.

"I will make him pay. You get ready for your fight." He told her.

Reluctantly Neftis nodded and moved to one side of the yard. She seethed quietly. "Mangy son of Set. Of all the Ra damned brothers I could have been cursed with, it had to be him."

She wanted to hurt that lowly thief so badly. She sighed; she would have to content herself with the wench that he and his companion had brought with them. She would make her suffer for the blood her friend had spilt. She would bleed. Neftis would take blood from her and then, she'd die.

Akeifa winced at the look in his sisters eyes. So cold and merciless. He was glad her anger wasn't aimed at him. Maybe he should let her have the man who was, currently, struggling to his feet. Nah. That would mean going back on an order, damaging his control and reputation. He just hoped that she'd calm down later. His arm throbbed sharply; he ripped off part of his cloak and bound up his arm. BY OSIRIS he was mad! Cold fury built up inside of him. He was defiantly fighting this guy. All other arrangements were cancelled. He had a score to settle. A blood debt. Fun fun fun.

"Hey, you two", Malik fought his way over to the sober, Joey and Duke. "How's the fight progressing?" Duke started to answer Malik's query.

"Well the girl wanted to murder the thief, Akefia stopped her and is about to kill the guy."

"And then you showed up." Joey observed. Malik rubbed his hands, "Look, their about to begin."

"Draw your weapons fool." Akeifa ordered. "No-one who makes me bleed, leaves with his life."

"Or her life." Neftis interrupted.

"Women." He muttered scathingly under his. Then he turned his attention back to the fight.

"I will survive this fight," Akefia's opponent threw at him," You don't deserve your kingship, you stole it you..." it was at that; point that the man seemed to lose the thread of his insult.

"Thief?" Akefia supplied helpfully. His opponent looked flustered but glared at him, and then began to curse the thief king colourfully. "Mind your language in the presence of a Queen." Akeifa taunted gesturing to Neftis. Said girl began to yell, "IF YOU'RE REFERING TO ME AS A RICH SOFTY OF A WOMAN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Akefia winced. His opponent began to laugh. "You cower before a woman. Some King you are."

"Why don't you test that kingship." Akeifa suggested as he lunged at the man.

His opponent skipped away dodging the Thief King's blade. "So decided to put up a fight have we?" Akeifa asked innocently. "Well it means more fun for everyone but you." He slashed swiftly at the man's chest. Blood flowed sullenly from the new wound. "One cut dealt, four to go."

"But I only cut you once." The man protested.
"True," Akeifa replied. "I'll give you two cut for my sister, one more for me and another one for the hell of it."

"So I'm only worth two knife cuts." Neftis called, affronted.

"Two large knife cuts, like the one on his chest. But that one was dedicated to me." Akeifa dodged a knife blow to his arm.

"Oh I feel sooo much better." Neftis replied sarcastically.

"So you should." He yelled and darted inwards to come hilt to hilt with his opponent's blades.

"Come on Akeifa." Joey yelled.

"Slaughter him" Neftis screamed.

"Get him." Encouraged Malik.

"Wahoo!" Duke cried as more satin red blood began to show through the man's clothing, Akeifa's most recent cut.

He was starting to feel the effects of blood loss. He moved more slowly, as if weighed down. The King of Thieves got two more hits on him. He slumped to the floor gasping. He watched, helpless, as the white haired boy walked over to him and kicked away his knives. He crouched down beside him and pulled his head up by his hair. "This is for Neftis." He told him, and then lashed at him, and he felt cold steel slice into his guts.

"Finally." Neftis announced as she walked over to her brother. She dragged him over to one side. Pulling out a bandage, she unwrapped the strip of cloth and replaced it.. After tightening it she pointed to the inn's back door. "Tell Ramses to give you a Blood Lust. It'll help, I promise." He nodded.

"Don't start until I get back." He warned, "or I'll chase you into the middle of Set's domain."

"Got ya." She watched him walk into the crowd. She didn't want to wait. She walked towards the inn's back door. "Where's the wench!" She demanded. Some of the thieves pushed her forwards. Neftis backed off to give her more room. "You're boyfriends are dead." She told her simply, gesturing to their bodies. "You should have run while you had the chance."

"Ah ha!" The girl cried triumphantly. "You're scared of me! You know I'm better than you so you're trying to get out the easy way by trying to get me to run. Well I'm not going anywhere. Give me your best shot." "Akefia's head popped out of a window. Neftis looked up at him. Good. I can start. Drawing her sia's she settled into a fighters crouch. "Come on then bitch. Dance your way to the realm of Osiris."

The girl stared at Neftis. Why doesn't she attack me? Is she thick or, was I right, about her being a coward.

Neftis tried not to laugh as she saw more confidence grow in the wench's eyes. Her opposition also settled into a fighting crouch. "Two can play at that game." She taunted. They began to circle, watching the other for movement. Any movement to betray their next move. Neftis got bored, and attacked.

She swiftly landed a single cut on the girl's wrist, it bled sluggishly, but it wasn't serious. The fight picked up. Neftis landed two light wounds for each swipe the other girl took at her. The girl's desperation mounted as more and more wounds began to cover her body. Her lunges became more frantic, wild and increasingly inaccurate.

At this point Neftis was in the most danger. A desperate fighter was unpredictable, and this wench was defiantly desperate. Neftis jumped backwards as the girl lunged at her. As her opponent stumbled, Neftis took the opportunity to wipe blood away from her cheek. She dodged backwards again then leapt at her attacker stabbing at the web of muscle on the top of her arm. Her sia's sharp point easily penetrated the light clothing that her advisory wore.

Her opponent screamed in pain and staggered. Neftis cleaned of her sia's and turned her back on the girl, in order to give her the chance of a come back.

It came as a metallic whirr that whispered through the air. The Queen of Thieves spun and caught the in the middle of its flight. She reversed its flight pattern, sending it to bite into the neck of its owner.

Neftis looked around and, remarked to no-one in particular. "Someone cleanup that knife. Scrap that. Someone clean up myknife." And then she walked through the crowd into the inn.

Akeifa clapped her on the shoulder as she entered. "Start running." He advised cheerfully.

His sister looked over her shoulder at him, confusion showing in her eyes. "Why?"

"I said I'll chase you to the middle of Set's domain if you didn't wait for me, sooo. Start running."

"But you stuck your head out of the window."

"I was checking that you hadn't started without me."

"Oh! I thought that I could start."

Akeifa shook his head. "Lack of communication strikes again."

"Sorry."

"Doesn't matter. I forgive you." He reassured her. Seti came up to them and tossed Neftis a knife. "Thanks."

Akeifa raised his eyebrows. "The bitch threw it at me," She told him in a matter-of-fact tone. "I kept it."

Akeifa nodded, "Now let's get a drink." He said enthusiastically.

A while later a trio left the supporting a fourth figure. "Why did he have pass out?" Duke whined.

Malik death glared him. "Do you think we want to be in this position either?!"

"If we don't get back soon their going to notice we've gone." Joey chimed.

"Then can we please hurry up." Malik asked. "I don't want to be killed."

"He's gonna deserve the hangover he gets in the morning." Duke muttered.

"Here here." was the sullen chorus as they continued towards the palace. There was silence for a while. "A respectable place, huh?" Malik commented.

"Time to go." Neftis stated loudly. Akeifa dragged himself from his table. "See yah lads!" He yelled over the din of the other customers. Ramses nodded his farewell. The duo entered the inn yard, mounted their steeds and headed home.

Nobody panic, we go the boys out of the thongs and into bikini's. Its not much of an improvement but hey its a start.

We will actually try to update so until them. KAIBA GET OUT OF MY BRA!!!!

Manic laughter Chow bellas! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE