We is back!

A: Damnation, we almost lost them.

Yami: We were so close : ( sobs histerically

Sorry, what was that pulls out uzi's

M: What did you guys do this time?

A: We're innocent! You can't prove anything!

Adele smirks and pulls out film camera Oh, really?

K: Can we start the story sometime this millenia, or is that beyond your feeble human and Egyptian minds?

Kaiba, your not human? AH he's an alien. pulls out scapel Let's experiment.

K:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leave him alone you big bully!. Anyhow, on with the main event...

Disclaimer. We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but we do own the rights for experimentation on supposed aliens. That means you Kaiba. hehehe

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"Seth I think we have a problem." Yami announced. The brunette looked up at the Pharaoh from his chair.

"Why?" He asked cynically.

"That girl, Neftis, is here in the palace that's why." The spiky haired boy snapped. For once in his life Seth looked startled.

"Why would she be stupid enough to enough to come to the palace?" He demanded as Yami started to pace up and down the room. He stopped and slammed his hands down on a table.

"Anubis be damned if I know." He replied, in frustration. Someone knocked on the door.

"What?" Yami demanded angrily. Malik poked his head around.

"Hi guys." He said cheerfully. Yami sank into a convenient chair and put his head in his hands.

"Not now. Of all Set damned times." He muttered mournfully. Seth got up and walked over to his friend and patted his shoulder.

"There there." Seth then switched his gaze to his brother.

"Apart from eavesdropping what do you want?" He asked. Malik snapped to attention.

"Reporting, sir."

"What about?" His brother asked lazily.

"Neftis." Both boys straightened.

"We know she's in the palace." Yami informed him.

"And I know why." The platinum blonde said proudly. The other two gaped at him.

"Tell me everything." Yami ordered.

"What's in it for me?" Malik asked innocently.

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Lilita was walking to the girl's dormitories. Once arriving there, she entered several and promptly dismissed some of the girls then left. While she was leaving, one of the other girls, accosted her.

"My lady I must inform you of a grievous lax in security." Lilita stopped and, turning to the girl, demanded to know who she was.

"I am Aryarchic, my lady. The sister of a thief is one of the ladies that you let in."

"Which one?"

"I'm not sure, but I had to warn you my lady." The girl left silently. Lilita decided to remember that name. The girl might have potential.

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"See you guys later." She called cheerfully to the servants as she left the kitchen and bounced away. She now had allies and friends to turn to who she could rely on. She'd established her connections, now she could focus on the competition. She was so happy about this news that, unfortunately, she didn't concentrate on where she was going. She quickly sprung up from where she hit the floor. She looked down to see who she'd hit. Damnation, it was the Great Royal Wife. Begging seemed like a good option.

"My lady I'm so sorry! I didn't see you! I wasn't concentrating! Please forgive me!" While saying this, and various other apologises, she helped the Royal Wife to her feet, then winced at the overly dramatic tone she'd used. Apparently the Great Royal Wife hadn't noticed.

"What were you doing?" She demanded.
"Bouncing." Neftis replied instantly, then hit her head against a wall. Why did hse have to be so, so, she couldn't think of the term. (Sorry). The Great Royal Wife looked at her.

Lilita was having conflicting emotions. She was angry that this girl had knocked her over, but she couldn't help being amused about the girl's reply.

"Before that?" She asked patiently, trying not to smile too broadly. The girl looked up at her.

"Before the bouncing?" Lilita had to smile, and nodded.

"Oh, I was talking to the servants." Lilita considered her reply. The girl was new at court and therefore probably one of the few ladies I the palace that could actually mean that reply. Lilita examined her. She looked about her age, and carried herself with a small amount of dignity. She also had a hidden air of authority. Lilita saw the girl shift uncomfortably under her gaze.

"Who are you?" Lilita asked for the second time in five minutes.

When the Great Royal Wife asked for her name, Neftis couldn't stop herself.

"Ask your husband and his friends." She replied snidely, feeling exposed and betrayed. Neftis saw that her reply had hurt and shocked the Royal Wife.

"I'm sorry." Neftis whispered.

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No one had ever spoken to her like that before, not even her parents or Yami. Lilita was stunned. She felt hurt and confused. Why would Yami or any of his friends know this girl? Lilita couldn't help it, she stood there and hugged herself on the verge of tears. Conclusions jumped into her mind. She felt lost and alone. The girl came over and hugged her.

"I'm sorry," She told her softly, "I am truly sorry."

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Neftis hadn't realised how young the Royal Wife was. She went over and apologised while hugging her. After calming her down, Neftis stepped back and curtseyed.

"I'll leave you know your ladyship, and my name is Neftis." She turned to take her leave.

"Wait." Neftis turned back to faced the Royal Wife, who had regained her composure.

"I am Lilita. Neftis, answer me truthfully, ho do you know Yami?" Neftis looked around the hall.

"Perhaps this isn't the best place to discuss such things." She ventured. Lilita nodded.

"Follow me." She ordered. "We're going to see the Pharaoh." Neftis gulp. What have I got myself into?

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"So she's here to make sure I don't send soldiers to wipe out the thieves." Yami asked. Malik nodded his attention fixed on the gems that filled his hands (don't you just love bribery). The Pharaoh leaned back in a chair.

"So far I don't see a downside." He told the brothers. Malik dropped the gems.

"You mean you're going to do that?" Seth asked. Yami opened his mouth to reply but the door flew open. The three looked up to see two girls. The Great Royal Wife and Neftis. The latter's look changed from nervousness to barely contained fury, when she saw Malik. The former looked angry and upset. Yami stared at them in shock.

"What's wrong Lilita?" He asked cautiously.

"You tell me." Lilita snapped, "I've just been introduced to Neftis." Who stepped in better view. "And she told me you and your friends know her. Explain right now!" The Queen glared menacingly at her husband. Neftis took over. She swiftly walked over to Malik, and pinned him to a wall with her knife at his throat.

"And you will tell me what you told them." She hissed viciously. Seth, wisely, got up and left, closing the door behind him. Leaving two irate women, and two cowering men.

"Well Lilita, you remember when I went to the Lower City," Lilita nodded curtly, "Well I met Neftis and her brother Akeifa at an inn called Set's Claw." Lilita looked confused.

"But in the throne room the herald said her brother was called Se-Horus." Neftis released Malik, who began to gasp for air, and turned to Lilita.

"His real name is Akeifa. Se-Hours was just a cover name." She said simply. Lilita nodded, slightly startled, and then turned back to her husband. Yami dutifully continued.

"We sat with them and they saw through our cloaking spells. After being introduced I asked Seth to find out more about them using magic. Akeifa had a gem that stopped Seth's magic, so I was left completely in the dark. But after we left Malik told us the truth." Neftis turned back to the platinum blonde.

"Why?" She demanded.

"Hey! He would've found out anyway and Joey made him promise not to act on it." He protested freeing himself from her grip and then darted away from the knife. Lilita looked at the three of them.

"What's the truth?" She demanded. Neftis looked down at that question, and began to edge towards the balcony.

"She and her brother and the Queen and King of Thieves." Yami replied. Lilita looked at Neftis.

"That girl knows you're here." She told her. Neftis looked up.

"Huh?" She asked stupidly.

"Aryarchic." Lilita chided, "She told me the sister of a thief was in the palace." Neftis laughed.

"Oh she's one to talk," She scoffed," Her father's trying to usurp Akeifa's throne and her mine."

"Told you so." Malik told Yami smugly.

"I paid you didn't I?" Yami muttered, "What am I supposed to do?" He asked the two girls. Neftis shrugged, trying to remain calm.
"Whatever you want." She replied nonchalantly.

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E fini!

Y,Y,A,M,K: Huh?

KQ sighs It's French, you know a forgein language.

K: I don't do languages.

Y,M,A: Hey, we speak Eygptian.

Yugi: Ah! Parlez vous Francais?

Adele and KQ hug Yugi Oui monsueir. Certainment.

K: We're doomed guys, doomed.

Y,M,A: You noticed.

We will start updating our Harry Potter story soon.

Fred, George, Cedric and Oliver RULE!

A: Malik, you are now last week's model.

M: No fair! hysterics

Honey, it's okay. Calm... Calm... Fine don't calm.

Wierdo. Anyway, see yah later.

DITTO!