Hehe, I actually like this :D
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Oh yes, the smelly GELFs flew by,
In their evil looking ship,
And the poor old crew had no idea,
And Cat was taking a kip,
The first of the missiles the GELFs did fire,
And they barely made a scratch,
It seemed that Lister's hairy wife,
Still thought he was her perfect match,
Rimmer was humming some crappy tune,
And naturally irritating Cat,
Even when he was dead, he still had a head,
For being an annoying prat,
"Did you feel something?" Lister said jumping up,
"I think something big just hit us,"
"Nope, I didn't feel a thing,"
Said Cat, "What's with all the fuss?"
"My gosh, I believe you're right sir!"
Kryten said, a little surprised,
"There's a whopping great big ugly ship,
Attacking us from behind!"
Cat groaned, "Would you guys just shut up?
I need my damn beauty sleep!
If I don't get enough rest," he said,
"I'll look like a flea-bitten sheep!"
Said Kryten, "I think it's a GELF ship!"
"A GELF ship?" Lister said with some fear,
"Yes sir, I think it's you're wonderful wife,
And it looks like she knows that you're here!"
"Oh Listy Listy Listy," said Rimmer
"It looks like you're in for a treat!
She'll take you away, and there you'll stay,
And later you'll massage her feet."
"No smegging way!" cried Lister,
"There's no way I'm going with her!
She's ugly, hairy, smells like gone off dairy,
And she grows her own ear and nose fur!"
A big ugly GELF's head appeared on the screen,
And Rimmer promptly ran out of the room,
"Give us the human!" the translation bellowed,
"Or face your own smegging doom!"
"We pick the doom! Right guys?" said Lister,
He'd rather be dead than wed,
Cat looked at him with one eyebrow raised,
"Not a chance bud!" he said.
"But what about the posse?
We stick up for each other – right?"
"Yes, but I worry for my gorgeous suits,"
Cat grinned, "So get out there and fight!"
"Too late, we'll get you and kill your friends!"
Boomed the voice on the display,
Then it fizzled out and Cat had a shout,
"So we're all going to die anyway!"
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Review please! Next chappie coming soon lol x.x