:D Lol, cheers to: Sunrise over the tango factory, Zombie Kitty and Br1de-of-fr3ddy!
Here's another load of rhymes, hope you enjoy:
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Rimmer squealed, "I hope you know,
"We blame this all on you!"
Said Lister, "oh well, I don't give a smeg,
Were only going to last for a few,
More seconds 'til they nick me,
And smash you into bits."
Rimmer shouted: "Before they do, I'd like to say,
That you're all smegging gits!"
And so the horrid GELFs came aboard,
Much to the horror of the crew,
"Ah bugger," said Rimmer with a sigh,
"And I was about to think of a good plan too."
"Oh sirs," Kryten sobbed, "If it'll help,"
I'm willing to self-destruct,
And take those evil GELFs with me,
But I'm afraid I won't be here to clean up!"
"Don't be stupid man," Lister said,
"We can get through this, you'll see,
It'll take more than a ship full of murderous GELFs
To bring down the red dwarf posse."
They trembled in their boots,
And Cat in his green and black pair,
When they saw the hairy things come through the door,
It was time for some clean underwear!
The wife came straight up to Lister,
Bending down to pick him up with a grin,
No time for farewells or goodbyes,
This time she was going to have him.
"No wait!" Lister cried "Before you go,
There's something you have to try!"
"What is it?" asked the ugly GELF
"Pot noodle!" Lister replied
Now everyone knows that pot noodle,
Is enough to make people cry,
Just one nibble, can make you dribble,
Give you stomach pain, or make you die,
So Lister was being quite clever,
If he could trick those GELFs into trying,
Pot noodle then they could get away,
But it was going to take some lying,
"It tastes amazing," Lister lied through his teeth,
"You've got to try it before,
You haul me back, and I've still got to pack,
And then we can walk out the door."
"I don't believe you," the GELF said,
Fluttering her long eyelashes,
"I love you, but you're a cheeky little git,
We'll probably come out in rashes."
"No I swear," Lister screeched,
As the GELF gathered him up in her arms,
"Eat it, eat the smeg,
I promise it'll do you no harm!"
The GELF pondered for a short while,
Then she made up her mind,
"I'll eat it so long as you do too,
Honey, if you'd be so kind."
'Smeg, smeg and smeggysmeg smeg!'
Is what ran screaming, through Lister's brain,
Now the only way to get out of this mess,
Was to go through that pot-full of pain,
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