Hey. I'm back! And I said I never update... anyways. Here's the second instalment af a very hilarious just-for-kicks story-ness. Knock your socks off.
Dislaimer: Harry Potter and co. are not owned by me. I wish. Unfortunatley they belong to Warner Bros. and Scholastic and J.K Rowling.
For those of you who are kinda forgetful (me included), here's how the people go. Angelina italicised, Fred and George normal, Harry bold, Katie underlined, and Alicia bold and italicised. And again, tell me if I spelled stuff wrong. I'll try and fix it.
Dear Oliver,
There ya go.
That's much better Angelina.
Off to a good start, eh chap?
Most definitely, my good man.
Stop it you guys.
You'll go on for hours.
Great. Quiet. Perfect. Continue if you will, Angelina?
Thank you Alicia. We know that we said there's nothing interesting going on this year,
Interesting?
Are you kidding me?
The Triwizard Tourney's about as close to interesting as you can get!
They do have a point there.
Whatever. The whole reason we're writing to you again is that Harry has something he wants to tell you.
Go on, Harry.
Oh all right. The first event was stealing an egg from a female dragon, so I summoned my broom and did it that way.
Good job making it as boring as possible Harry.
It wasn't boring!
It was bloody brilliant!
You have to admit Wood, it was splendid flying.
Our seeker's getting practice, anyway.
I still don't see why you guys think it was that cool.
Always the modest one, our Harry.
For sure George, for sure.
Hey Angelina, speaking of practice, how come we haven't had any?
Yeah. I mean, even if we're not having games or anything, we should still practice, shouldn't we?
No.
We haven't had any practices because Fred and George are gits and won't come.
Hey!
That's not fair.
We have a lot going on!
We have to study for our NEWTS
And work on Weasley's Wizard-
Shut up Fred! You prat, no one's supposed to know about that!
But you told me-
Know about what?
Told him what?
Oh, nothing.
We've just gone insane.
That's all.
Okay then…
Anyway…
Hey Oliver, you haven't told us what's going on with you! You should write us back every once and a while.
Suck up.
Shut up.
That's getting old you guys.
Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
What's that got to do with anything?
Can't teach stupid prats anything…
Nice comeback, Katie.
Sure took you long enough.
Why do you always get in fights while we're writing these?
To entertain Wood, of course.
Without us, he'd be bored out of his mind.
Bored to death.
And we can't have a dead ex-keeper captain, can we Fred?
No sir.
I think we'll end this here, else they'll go on forever.
Until next letter,
Harry
Fred
Alicia
George
Katie
Angelina
P.S. Write back fast!
Suck up.
SHUT UP!
Well now. That was entertaining. I think the next one migh tbe from Wood. He has to write back sometime. I'm gonna be gone for a week, and me being the pessimist that I am, am assuming than none of you will care or notice. Oh well. Review if you want.
Anidwen