A/N- Hello all and welcome to yet another chapter! ...I'm eating pocky right now and I'm hyped up! Anyway, so, just to warn you, the beginning and most likely main part of this chapter will indeed be a lemon between Link and Layla. So if you don't want to read sexually explicit content, skip it. Once you see the bold lettering again, it's over.

Although I don't know why anyone would want to skip this beautiful moment in our favorite teenage lover's lives, I understand that some people don't really agree with...this...kind of stuff. So. Yeah.

And now I'm off.


The two lovers were breathing heavily, lying on Layla's bed, kissing passionately, not holding back. Layla was possibly the more dominant of the two, holding Link's face in between her hands and not allowing him the freedom to pull away. Link had to breathe through his nose most of the time, until he rolled over on top of her, finally pulling away and smirking down evilly at Layla.

The flushed face of his wife was glorious, she was looking sexier than ever, her long hair still slightly curled, her eyes flashing with desire. He dipped his head down towards her neck and kissed up towards the nape, his hands snaking up to grab the strings the held her top on. He lifted his head, though, when he heard Layla let out a long sigh.

"What?" she asked quietly. "Go on." she smiled softly, and Link, with a silent giggle of glee, pulled on one string, causing the knot to be become undone and the top to loosen, exposing more of Layla's tanned skin to him, not yet the breasts, but definitely close.

Link dipped again and began to plant chaste kisses on Layla's neck and chest, and when finally he got to the offending piece of clothing, slowly, tantalizingly, he pulled it down with his teeth. He looked up and Layla was watching him, a look of desperate anticipation on her face. He just slowed his pace. Layla's saddened look turned to anger, and she growled, wrenching Link's face up to look at her.

"Hurry. Up. Damnit." she said, fire burning behind her pupils. Link smiled nervously and quickly got done with the deed, the loose top finally coming to rest at her hips, at which time Layla wiggled her hips to get it down to her knees an finally kicking it off to one side from her left foot.

Link playfully worked his way back up, still planting kisses in irregular places such as her navel, her ribs, and he even ventured so far as to come close to Layla's nipple with the shortest kiss she had ever experienced. Layla gasped and waited for Link's face to come full into view until she grabbed his face and began kissing him fiercely. One of her hands pressed down on the back of his head, the other working with ties on his shirt, then going to his belt, swiftly pulling it off of the pants he was wearing (remember, he's still in his wedding outfit). Then pulling the shirt off from the bottom, leaving him in just a pair of pants that were just a little too big, exposing his hip bones for Layla's viewing pleasure.

Once that was done with, he stood up and nervously pulled his pants off, leaving him naked except for his trousers (X3 aka undies or boxers...you can choose...Link always seemed like a boxers sort of guy for me... 3) He also pulled off Layla's skirt, leaving her naked.

"Oh, yes, that's right. No underwear for you." said Link with a tint of pink in his cheeks, although with perfect confidence and cockiness in his voice.

"Yeah, and?" Layla said, narrowing her eyes.

"Nothin'. Guess I have to compensate, huh?" Link pulled off his undergarment, finally exposing his complete, slightly tanned body to Layla. Layla made it a point not to stare, but she guessed that it wasn't really a bad thing to do now, since they were together and, she noticed, Link was staring too. She surveyed him.

His beautiful face, of course. Deep, fiery blue eyes and golden locks that brushed his manly neck, leading into his broad, but not very broad shoulders, as he was a bit skinny next to some guys. His chest was muscular, but still soft looking, his pectorals leading into his abs, and from there, (Layla held her breath as she reached here) you could see a bit of a happy trail (X3) leading to his most intimate part. Layla couldn't help but put her hands to her face, peeking between her ring finger and pinky at Link's manhood. ...He WAS well hung, she thought. She didn't focus so long to guess the length, but she knew it was pretty big, but not obscenely big, like others she could mention. She winced at the thought.

From there, toned legs led into feet, nothing much to say there. Still, Layla was amazed at the sight before her. Link was...Link was...

"Magnificent." said Link, speaking Layla's thoughts for her. Her eyes shot back to his face, and he was very red, as he stared back at her. She smirked. She threw her arms out wide.

"Come here, Link." she said. He crawled onto the bed next to her, and they embraced, the hug accompanied by yet another kiss. "So...time to get...ah...down to business?" she questioned. Link's eyes flashed sneakily.

"Ah, no, not without foreplay..." he said, moving down slowly, bringing a questioning look from Layla briefly before she gasped and arched in pleasure as she realized what he was talking about. Link had leaned down to her chest to take one of her dark nipples into his mouth, and she sucked briefly before switching to the other to pay it the same attention. Layla groaned at the loss of contact, but finally realized that now was the time. She looked down quickly at Link's hardened member. She brought him up forcefully, flipping on top of him. Link looked up at her with wide eyes, at the sudden dominating nature that he had invoked in her.

"Now." she said. Link nodded, closing his eyes slowly. He waited about thirty seconds as he heard and felt Layla shift around, until finally, he felt himself enter her, and with a groan, arched his back in pleasure. He heard Layla breathing above him. She had to get adjusted to his size. She stayed motionless for a while until grabbing his hand. "I love you."

"I love you, too." he squeezed her hand. She let his hand drop back to the bed as she gripped his shoulders and began to move up and down upon his length. Her breathing was loud and uneven, as she bounced up and down, doing all the work. She watched Link writhe and twist beneath her, finding this dominance to be quite exciting. She finally adjusted her position to a point where she felt intense pleasure. She moaned loudly at the contact, and began to move faster as she heard her lover let out a hiss beneath her.

She kept moving at a very fast pace, finally recognizing what were most reasonably the beginnings of an orgasm. This was her first, since Cameron had not evoked any pleasure whatsoever in her. She was breathing raggedly and loudly, enough to rival Link's gasps from his lack of air. She finally felt what she thought must be all the pleasure in Hyrule bubble inside of her, and she let out a scream of pleasure, followed by a yell of Link's name. She moved a few more times, just enough to get Link to call back to her, as she felt him shoot his seed deep inside of her, and she fell forward, both of them breathing heavily. She felt like she was one with Link, and that they were connected eternally.

"I love you, so...so...much." Layla gasped out. She fiddled with her nose a minute and plucked out the nose piercing, setting it on the dresser beside the bed.

"Yeah," Link paused with a gulp. "Likewise." was all he could get out. They were both exhausted from the day's escapade, but definitely happier than either had ever been. And they fell asleep.

KAY. THE LEMON'S OVER NOW :D I HOPE YOU LIKED IT. IT WAS MY FIRST. And yeah...it wasn't as...you know...BAD as others can be, unless you feel that way. Whatever. Now back to actual content.


The next day, Layla and Link left for the Great Hall, hand in hand. They sat down near Nesira, Grasshopper, Zara and Nathaniel, like always, and ate their breakfast grinning ear to ear and, from time to time, whispering sweet nothings to each other. Nesira rolled her eyes and make a noise of contempt every time they did.

"You're acting like you had sex or something!" she said when she finally got fed up.

There was silence.

"Oh, my god you did!" said Nesira.

Layla and Link just blushed, as their grins grew wider.

"...So?"

"It's just...a surprise!" said Zara slowly. There was yet another moment of silence.

"It is?" Link asked. The rest of them pondered for a moment.

"No, I guess not." said Nathaniel, along with the others, murmuring similar comments.

"Hmmm...Hey, Nathaniel..." Grasshopper narrowed his eyes and shifted them towards Nathaniel. Nathaniel looked back. "I think we need to have a talk with Link, don't we?"

"..." Nathaniel said nothing as he pondered what exactly Grasshopper meant. The usually very conserved prince's instinct showed through as he figured out what Grasshopper meant. "Yes...we do. Come on, Link!" all three men walked out the great hall.

The girls sighed in unison.

"Men. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"Are great."

"I don't know what to think."

Nesira, Layla, and Zara's (respectively) statements overlapped, completing what they exactly thought of "men".

The girls sat in silence for a moment, trying to find something to say, when finally Layla looked up at Nesira and Zara and said, "We're just gonna do exactly what they went out there to do, aren't we?"

"Well, there's not much else to talk about!" Zara said excitedly. The three of them squealed excitedly.

"Soooo?" Nesira asked mischievously.

"Awesome! Wonderful! ...Orgasmic?" Layla laughed, describing the experience.

"Is he...big?" Zara asked, curious of our hero's size.

"Oh, he's HUNG like you wouldn't believe!" Layla said, ecstasy showing in her face.

"Did it hurt?" Nesira asked, being a virgin, herself.

"Nuh uh." Said Layla.

"Huh? Why not? I heard...the first time..."

"Nesira..." Zara said, warning the half-Gerudo.

"What? I heard that the first time it hurts, is all!" she said aggressively. She looked over towards Layla who was looking at the stone floor, seeming to be lost in thought. She then took a deep breath and looked up at Nesira.

"That's right, you don't know, huh?" she said. She sighed and put an end to Nesira's curiosity. "Link wasn't my first, Nesira, Cameron was."

"What? But you HATE Cameron! And, you weren't even…pregnant!"

"No, I was."

At this point, Zara spoke up. "Zamayla's not mine, she's Layla's."

"What? Really? But...I can't even tell...why did you give your child to Zara, Layla? Don't they always say a mother can't give up a child? And you still haven't told me why you and Cameron got it on, so to speak...what's up with that?"

"Nesira, don't be so aggressive, this is a touchy subject for Layla. Please." Said Zara.

"But I don't GET IT!" cried the half-breed, shaking her green hair out of her eyes. "Why is all this so new to me?"

"Alright, if you promise to SHUT UP, I'll tell you the whole thing! Geez, Nesira!" Layla growled in frustration at the half-breeds confusion.

"Okay." Said the girl, frightened into submission.

"A little before the wedding, Cameron came home, smashed, and, just like that, he raped me." Said Layla, biting her lip. "The next morning, I went to see Zara, and found out, she's infertile. So...since, I do love Zamayla, I do, but I love Zara too, and Zamayla is a bit of a reminder of a bad memory to me, I gave her to Zara, so that she can have a child, because she wants one so bad."

"I-I'm sorry..." said Nesira, obviously very angry with herself for acting so very angry with this subject. The opened her mouth to say something else.

"Yes, Nesira, it hurt with Cameron." Layla answered without having to be asked, exasperatedly. "If course it did, he's, like, ten frickin feet tall!"

"That's impossible! He must have been...oh, Layla!" Zara said, realizing that the prince's organ must have been in proportion to his body.

Layla looked at the ceiling thoughtfully. "Well, now that I think about it, he was, I mean, he was huge, but...uh, not much bigger than Link, meaning..." she looked back down, a new light in her eyes. "That means..."

"For his people..." Zara continued.

"He was TINY?" Nesira cried. The girls burst out laughing at Cameron's expense. "No WONDER he came here to harass you, Layla! No one where he lived wants him, he's too small! That's SO GREAT!" she stopped short. "But Nate's our size. What's up with that?" (A/N-Yay! Cameron bashing! He might as well be a woman in respect to his maidens in Cyrin! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!)

"Nathaniel's adopted." Said Zara, matter-of-factly. Nesira's eyes sparkled with curiosity again. "Yeah, Nesira, Nathaniel's endowed, as well. Geez, you're too interested in this topic!" Zara assured the green-haired Gerudo.

"Well, pardon a girl for being curious! It's just that Grasshopper and I, we haven't been that far, not real close at all." Nesira pouted.

"Aw, well that's cuz you two are only 16!" Layla said, patting Nesira on the head. "You're too young to go all the way, like Zara and I!"

"SO FUCKIN' WHAT? YOU'RE ONLY 17!"

"And I'll be 18 in two months. (A/N-October 9th, if anyone cares. Lol. And no, it's not mine, my birthday's in August.) So you're still gonna be 16 when I'm 18 and a half."

"When you're 18 and a half, I'll be turning 17 in a month and a half! And you—" she turned to Zara.

"Ah, sorry, I'm 3 years older than Layla, even if I may not look it." Said the Gerudo, holding up a hand in innocence.

"You BOTH suck." Said Nesira, folding her arms and pouting. Suddenly, a loud clap of thunder came from outside, and the guys ran in a few seconds later, soaking wet.

"Uh?" Layla questioned.

"It started pouring right after that thunder." said Link, squeezing water out of his hat.

Grasshopper and Nathaniel shook their heads of water, since they had no hats to protect it, and Grasshopper's hair went back to its perfect, spiked-out-crazily-at-the-bottom style. However, Nathaniel's red locks hung in front of his face and he had to swipe it out of the way by running a hand through it, pushing it back. He glared at Grasshopper.

"Curse you and your quick-dry, straight hair." He said. His curly, thick hair was much harder, and took much longer, to dry. (A/N- AND I KNOW! Damn thick, curly hair…FEEL MY PAIN NATHANIEL! FEEL IT!)

"Come on, we better get back to our quarters, Layla. You and Zara better go too, Nathaniel. And Nesira and Grasshopper, how bout you lodge next to me and Layla tonight?" Link suggested. "My room's empty."

"Hey, thanks, man!" Grasshopper offered his gratitude for not having to run in the rain across Hyrule Field.

"Let's go!" said Layla. She grabbed Link's hand and pulled him out of the Great Hall at breakneck speed. They ran out into the rain and Layla lifted her head to catch a few raindrops on her tongue.

"Bring back memories?" Link asked wrapping his hands around her waist from behind. Layla closed her eyes and nodded, her long hair already soaked. She turned and kissed Link, and he swooped her up into his arms and ran with her into her quarters, setting her down once they were in. He stretched his arms.

"I need a shower." He said. He began to walk towards the bathroom when Layla grabbed his hand yet again.

"Wait up, eh?" she said mischievously. Lnik's eyes narrowed, and the couple ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind them.


Grasshopper and Nesira walked into Link's old, unused quarters and sat on the bed, all wet.

"I'm so cold..." said Nesira, shuddering.

"Aww, come here." Said Grasshopper. He pulled her into his arms and they sat on the bed, cuddling, for a bit. They began to kiss, but their heads jerked up and away from eachother when they heard some suspicious noises coming from next door. Layla's muffled laughter came from the shower, and a low rumble of Link's voice followed it, and then Layla moaned, very loudly. "Aw, man! They just did it yesterday! Boy, are they horny, huh, Nesira?" Grasshopper changed his gaze from the cracked stones in the wall to his girlfriend. But nesira didn't look sarastic, like he did, she looked...frustrated. "Uh, Nesira?" Grasshopper said. The girl lunged at him.

"Don't you, 'Uh, Nesira?' me." Said the girl. "You and I are here in Link's quarters, on a bed, soaking wet, alone, next to a couple who are getting it on in the shower, AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW HORNY THEY ARE?" she roared.

"Well, I, ahhhhhh..." Grasshopper began squeakily.

"HOW ABOUT ME, HUH?" she growled.

"I'm sorry?"

"You bet you are." Said Nesira, forcing Grasshopper's body up and pulling him into a passionate kiss, then pushing him up against the headboard and pressing both of her hands against the 16-year-old warrior's chest. Grasshopper wrapped his arms loosely around Nesira's waist, and pushed back, submitting to the girl's passion. This went on for a few minutes, the lovers fighting for dominance, but Nesira always winning, until she finally broke away, flipping over and laying her head in the crook of Grasshopper's neck, panting. "Kay. Thanks." She said between gasps of breath.

"Er, yeah?" said Grasshopper, also panting.

"I love you."

"I love you, too." the couple exchanged a phrase of affection, and, soon after, shifting into laying positions, fell asleep.


A/N- Yay! Everyone gets action! Passion, comic relief, sadness, comic relief, passion! Now THAT'S what I call a CHAPTER! (smile) Stay tuned for the epilogue!

This is your resident evil genius, Coolies, signing off.