BRAINSTORMAGE:
Where great ideas are born.
"Why should you love me? He's PRINCE Cameron! He's got money and fame and good looks and he can make you the happiest girl in the world! And I'm just a petty warrior…" Link's voice trailed off. Layla stared at him.
"Oh Link…" she said quietly. "Link, no, don't say that! Nobody can make me the happiest girl in the world except for you!" she exclaimed. And with that she kissed him so passionatley that she felt like she had melted into him and that she could stay like that forever, frozen in time, however…that was when Prince Cameron walked in.
Alright, so this was pretty early in the story, yeah? I liked the fact that Cameron walked in on them. Don't know why. Now that I think about it, Link was kinda being a pussy. 'I'm just a petty warrior..." oh, suck it up you big pansy.
"No, stop it, Cameron, you're hurting me!" Layla complained. "Please, don't!"
"Be quiet, wench. I need an heir to the throne and YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO HIM!"
"No, please, cameron, stop it!" Layla pleaded with the the Prince as her tugged at her clothes.
Ah, yes, The famous rape scene. This is a very vague image of what I had in mind, I just knew I wanted Cameron to rape Layla to make eeeeeeveryone hate him more. I still used it in my story. I'm such a loser.
Layla sat on her bed, laying her cheek on her fist and staring as the fish swum around eachother in the aquarium. Well, she had nobody else to talk to.
"Oh, fishies. I just don't know what to do. I mean, I LOVE Link, he's the love of my life, but...I'm obligated to marry that BASTARD Cameron, and every time I see him the pain that he's not Link gets worse and worse. I miss him, fishies. What do you think I should do? ...Of course. I'm an idiot. You are FISH, you cannot TALK." Layla sighed and laid on her back on her bed, a small sliver of the window showing. Suddenly, a darkness covored the window, and Layla was going to sit up when she saw a gauntletted hand too small to be Cameron's come through the window, working at the bars.
"Link?" Layla whispered, backing up from the bed and standing up. Link looked up and stared at Layla, looking very apprehensive and a little surprised. He smiled at her and pulled at the grate covering the window, with a final hard tug he pulled it off and told Layla to stand back as he landed, catlike, on the floor in front of her. With no hesitation, Layla grabbed Link and hugged him, swiping off his hat and hugging him, running her hands through his slightly long, golden hair. She squeezed her eyes tightly closed as if that were sealing the feeling of him inside her forever and she would never have to let him go. Link grabbed her hands and kissed every fingertip, afterwards softly putting them to his face.
"Layla, I've missed you. How is he treating you? Are you alright? He hasn't…you know…done…anything to you, has he?" Link attacked Layla with concerned questions. Layla laughed, happiness in her eyes.
"I'm fine, Link, but what about you? I'm sure I missed you just as much as you missed me, but I mean what are you doing to your time?"
"Oh, I don't know. Going around getting stuff, shooting at the gallery, you know. Finding something to do to get my mind off of this. I even got something for you from our old friend Malon." Link swiped out a condensating bottle of ice cold Lon-lon Milk. Layla gasped.
"Oh, THANK you Link! I haven't had anything to drink except for WINE for such a long time, I was beginning tothink I'd be permanently drunk." Layla said, taking a small drink of the Milk and putting it under her bed. She hugged Link and put her chin on his shoulder, standing there swaying with him, so comfortable in his arms. She suddenly heard a noise outside. She gasped.
"That must be cameron. Quickly! Go back out the window!" She warned him, Link gave Layla one last, firm kiss before getting out the hookshot and shooting out the window, replacing the grate just in time. Cameron came in and called to Layla that he was back. He turned to hang up his coat when Layla noticed she still had Link's BRIGHT GREEN hat in her hand! She quickly stuffed it into her pillowcase so that Cameron wouldn't see and resumed her former sitting position on the bed.
Once I read this in the story, I realized I liked alot of stuff about it, but also hated stuf about it. Layla's a-talkin' to the fish. What the hell? But I like the part where Link kisses her fingertips. Awwww, how romantic!
"But they're telling the TRUTH!" Nika argued with Nabooru. Nabooru crossed her arms.
"CHAMBERMAID!" she snapped, pointing to the spot next to her. Everybody gasped. Nabooru NEVER called Nika 'Chambermaid.' Nika got tears in her eyes, turned to Link and Nathaniel, and apologized before shuffling over to stand next to Nabooru, head bowed and hands folded in front of her.
THAT scene is soooo kickass. Can't you just picture it? I know I could. I don't know what it is, but something about the whole domineering power of Nabooru over Nika made me so, like, excited to write.
Link and Nathaniel stood at the enrance to the grounds, and Layla stood with Cameron's large hand on her shoulder. She wrenched herself away suddenly, with yells of reprimand from everyone back there, but disregarded them and ran up to Link.
Link looked down at Layla as she pressed her face into his chest. He fought back tears as she sniffled into his tunic and patted her head. She looked up at him and put her soft hands on his cheeks.
"I'm sorry, Layla." he said.
"No, don't be Link...I...I love you!" she whispered.
"I know...I know..." he said, hugging her. She pulled away and looked up at him.
"I know what I said and I know this is irresponsible, and I KNOW Cameron, Nika, and Nabooru are all watching, but..." she began. Link looked down on her kindly and knew.
"One last kiss before I go?" he suggested. Layla nodded and stood on her tiptoes, reaching up towards his face, as he bent down a bit to reach her. Their lips met and fingers laced, and after a few seconds, they seperated and Layla squeezed Link's hands before shuffling back to Cameron and the others.
Link turned and left with Nathaniel, wishing that they could have at least gotten Zara out of solitary confinement. He didn't see Cameron grab Layla to his saide and whisper savagely into her ear: "How dare you?".
When I was writing this part of the story, I actually wen thome from school one day because my fingers itched with the need to write...yeah, I know. Sad, yeah?
Layla smiled.
"Link, I have been waiting so long for you to come for me. This night has been meant for us since we met." Layla said, carelessly wiping tears off her cheeks. "I...I know it's the first night we've been reunited and actually together LEGALLY, but for that reason...I want it to be special." she blushed.
Link smiled the beautiful crooked smile that fit him so perfectly, and—Layla thought she could almost narrate this moment herself, and there was really no other way to put it, he kissed her. It was beautiful. During the kiss, they backed up against the wall, and Layla threw her arms up in right angles against the stone, her palms facing outward, as thier lips contnued the bond. Sometime during this traverse, Link's hand has found it's way into Layla's loose-at-the-bottom top, and had slipped underneath it, working parts of her that were VERY excitable.
He hitched one of her legs up over his hipbone, and for a moment they were motionless, not wanting the moment to end, ever. But after that moment, Link shattered it and completely pulled Layla onto himself, hitching the other leg up as well and spinning around backwards, so that he was facing his bed, and Layla, with her calves on his waist and her arms around his neck, was facing away.
He smirked a smirk that just screamed "Spark!" (And yes I meant to type SPARK! It's just like...you know a spark of feeling, a spark of looooove a spark of...DESIRE) and moved his hands from Layla's backside to her ribs, lifting her off of him and tossing her onto his bed, she emitting a small "Wyoo!" of surprise as she hit the bed, and pounced onto the bed after her, giggles eliciting from them both.
And the night was beautiful.
Pshhh, look how early I wrote this! See, I was plotting it from the beginning.
She felt a bit guilty snooping, but she couldn't help it. Free food cooked by Nathaniel in exchange for almost effortless-to-get information was a sweet deal! Kunti looked high and low for anything, just to see how Layla was faring, and she was snooping under the end-table by Layla's bed when she caught sight of a stack of paper. She sat up and reached under the bed, pulling the stack out from underneath.
"Hmmm and what do we have here?" Kunti said to herself. She looked down at the stack again and picked up one sheet, and then another and another, The sheets seemed to be repeating the same thing over and over and over again. She Read the first page. "Dear Link," she began. She read the rest in silence, one, two, then three and four pages...they all said the same thing. Looking at it made Kunti's heart break. She couldn't believe that Layla could only express her sorrow this way. She left the top page and took four pages, stuffing them under her arm and shoving the pile of papers under the bed again and stole away towards the entrance to the grounds.
Look at that. THIS is after it. Come on! I'm still waaaaay early in the story! Anyway, about this scene. ...Hmmm, this whole letter thing seemed pretty cool, but I didnt want to have to think up a big long letter eloquently written...So I made up a boring one. Ah, well.
"Here, read it." Said the strangely gloomy Kunti said, handing Link a few pieces of paper. The hero grabbed the papers and Nathaniel watched his eyes run across the paper over and over again.
"Th...this is Layla's handwriting..." he said, holding a hand over his mouth.
"Mm-hm." Kunti said, biting her bottom lip. "The first page said 'Dear Link,' but I left that, because if I took she'd know somebody was there." She was met only with silence. "...There's, um, 576 pages, not counting those..." she whispered. Link handed her the paper, in shock, hastily wiping away a tiny tear.
Layla had written 580 pages of 'I miss you, I love you, I miss you, I love you, I miss you, I love you..." over and over...all because of him.
"Nate...we have a situation." He said. "Show him."
"Okay." Kunti obeyed and handed the papers to Nathaniel, who took them and read over the paper quickly.
"...Layla wrote this, huh?"
"Yes. 580 pages."
"...Damn." Nathaniel plopped himself on the floor. "...I...I don't know what to say except, Link...I agree."
"Well, uh, I guess I should go." Kunti said reaching for the paper.
"No!" Link said, tearing it out of Nathaniel grasp before Kunti took it. "I, uh, want to keep it." He said, quietly, weakly.
"...I understand. Goodnight." Kunti said, walking away backwards, quietly.
Things just couldn't get any worse.
Ah, so saAaAaAaAd! Poor Link, I put him through so much torture...
Gerudos were everywhere. Link gulped.
"L-look...I don't want to fight ANY of you. I'm just here…because I want to get Layla back from Cameron...and...I don't have a problem with anybody but him. Please." He stared deep into the eyes of the frontal Gerudo. "Please." She glared.
"Knaive! She'd never love you again if she had the chance! She's accepted her life with Cameron and you can't stop it! He's packing her up to go to HIS kingdom RIGHT. NOW." She said.
"Oh, for Din's sakes!" Link cried. He took a great leap and held onto a pole in the ceiling, shifting his weight and flipping into the hole in the ceiling of the room. He smiled and waved before taking off as fast as he could towards the Great Hall.
"AFTER HIM!" called the gerudo. Her reinforcements took off and she did as well, coming up behind them.
I love the part where he smiles and waves. Haha. You can see in the story I added Grasshopper to this scene. Yeah, I always wanted this story to be an anime. Because then it could have all kinds of gags that stories cant really express in the way anime can.
Cameron stood, gasping and losing blood, sweating and smiling triumphantly, if a bit weakly, and raised his sword.
"Go on. Do it, Cameron. I don't think you have the guts..." Link smirked.
"What?"
"Yeah, you know I've got five or six friends that'd love to slice your brains out if they had the chance, including Layla. So if you want to, kill me, but I'd try to figure how to escape before you do anything." He narrowed his eyes.
"How dare you?" Cameron said dangerously, still bleeding profusely from his left shoulder, where there used to be an arm. "You think you can scare me with words? HAH!" He brought back his sword and almost sruck forward, but before anybody saw anything, Link was staring at a metallic, blood-covered sword, pointing straight at the tip of his nose.He backed up as far as he could when he saw the blade begin to turn, and it turned full circle and then went back before sliding away, out through Cameron's stomach. His pupils has shrunk to the size of pins, and he was gasping for air as he grabbed his torso and fell, face first, to the floor.
There, behind him, stood a seething Nathaniel, breathing heavily and glaring fire at his brother. "See you in HELL, Cameron." Link gaped. Nathaniel? The last person he expected to actually come up and slice Cameron in two had…done it? Nathaniel composed himself and sheathed his sword. "The deed is done."
Layla came up and ran straight past Cameron's corpse into Link's arms and hugged him before putting one of Link's bloody fingers into her mouth and sucking on the cut for a while.
"He didn't get you bad, did he?" she asked despeartely.
"No, really. I'm fine." Link smiled weakly. Zara came up and put a hand on Nathaniel's chest and another on his back, kissing his cheek as he grabbed her hand with his own. They smiled at eachother and Grasshopper came shooting over with Nesira and stopped right at Cameron.
"And this is for calling me SHORT! " said Grasshopper, plunging a sword into the corpse and ripping it from the neck down. A quiet and labored groan was heard from Cameron as blood shot from the inside of his body and seeped onto the floor. NOW He was dead.
"Dude, that's totally GROSS." Said Link, staring. Grasshopper shrugged and sheathed his sword.
"He called me short. Nobody insults my height."
"Oh! Oh!" Layla said, gripping her scimitars. "Hold on! Hey, Link…Nathaniel…Grasshopper, you might want to look away for this." She ripped his pants down the middle a bit and a great splurting noice was heard as she and Nesira giggled wildly. She told Link and Nathaniel to keep their eyes hidden and her retreating footsteps were heard. You heard a faint "INTO THE WASTELAND WITH THEE!" before she came running back and flipping the corspe over and telling the guys they could open their eyes. Everybody who didn't see could guess what had happened to Cameron's groin area from the fresh pool of blood there.
"Okay, now this just isn't fair." Said Link. "Nesira, you got his arm, Zara, you got his toes, Layla disposed of his…er…man parts, and Nathaniel got to kill him and Grasshopper just totally ripped him in half. They guy's MY nemesis, I believe I deserve a part, too!" said Link, pouting.
"Take your pick…" said Layla a little uneasily. Link smirked and brought down the Master Sword on the Prince's neck and ripped his head from his shoulders. He threw his head back and cackled a bit before composing himself.
"Youuuuuuuu suuuuuuuuck!" he said to the bloody thing that WAS Cameron.
"Okay, can we get rid of him now? He's totally starting to gross me out…" said Zara, they all giggled a bit and called over 5 or 6 gerudos to dispose of his body.
Nobody knew where they put it…but they didn't really care, either.
Yeah, notice the earlyness of this one, too? Yaah, I know. Pretty early, hm? This was actually when I had my big long period of writers block.
"You know." said Cameron, thoughtfully. "I'm thinking we should move away...to my kingdom."
"What? No, you...Cameron you...you know I love it he--"
"WRONG!" said the Prince, glaring powerfully at his wife. "You love Link, who lives here. This needs to stop, do you hear me? You are my wife and the wife of Prince Cameron is NOT going to be having an affair with another fucking man. You understand?"
"Oh yes, just how you're NOT having an affair with slutty Miss Anne Marie?" Layla spat. Cameron gasped.
"How do you know about that?" He asked in surprise.
"I have my sources Cameron. Yeah. Nice. FIRST you rape me, and you find out 'Oh! Gerudos only give birth to women! Fuck!' So you go and find another woman to impregnate, and who is it but little miss purple wavy hair and short white dress with the palestskin I have EVER laid eyes on, LITTLE MISS SLEEP-AROUND OF HYRULE, ANNE MARIE!" Layla screamed in indignation. "You know, I used to almost respect you. I regret it now." and she walked out.
"But...Ganondorf chose her for me..."
Now, I have to admit that Cameron is waaaaay out-of-character (OOC) in this scene. All...meek-like. Anyway, I didn't realize how cool it was for Layla to mention how pale Anne Marie was until I put this part in the story. Cuz, you know. Layla's real tan. She's a Gerudo. I also like the way Layla says "I have my sources Cameron." So powerful, haha.
Small deleted scene here. Okay so I just forgot to put it in the story. But its quite obvious that this takes place in the Cameron Falls chapter and I was soooo stressed out during the chapter it was like whoa whoa whats going on whats happening. Yeah. Trouble in the mind of Coolies Anyway. Please enjoy this frighteningly familiar scene.
As Nesira jumped back, away from the attack of the Gerudo she was currently fighting, she hit a suit of armor and grimaced.
"OW!" She cried, not having enough time to realize anything else before she and the Gerudo fell into battle again. Nesira ran at the citizen of her half-kin and finally killed her, but that wasn't the surprise of the moment. There was a ringing clatter that rang throughout the hall, sounding of metal, and everything seemed to stop as over 300 heads turned in Nesira's direction, most prominently the men's. And Layla's because she's weird like that.
Nesira's breastplate had fallen off due to the string that held it on being cut in two by the spear held by the suit of armor. Nesira reveled in her victory before finally noticing the silence and looked over in our main character's directions, before noticing that nobody waslooking at her, but more correctly certain PARTS of her. She looked down and indeed found out that she was naked from the waist up.
"Whoa..." Grasshopper marveled at the wonderful view he was getting.
"Just like somebody I know..." said Link, casting a look at his lover. Layla however noticed none of this.
"AAAAHAHAAAAA! She's, like, not even HALF my size! BWAAAAHAHAAAAAAH!" she fell to the ground and held her stomach, amazed at the size of Nesira's...truly...normal sized...chest. But in Layla's case this is indeed very tiny. As is aforementioned...and aforementioned...and aforementioned...again...and again...and again...
"AIIIIIEEEEEK!" Nesira let out an uncharacteristicly girly scream as she covered herself and blushed, falling to the ground and looking for her breastplate before tying the severed string yet again and putting the breatplate back on.
And NOW! Alternate ENDING! Well okay its more of a deleted scene. Its vague but you guys will SO know who I'm talking about if you're smart.
She left with 200 more rupees in her money bag and blew a kiss to her cutomer. She walked out into the Kakariko Village sunlight and wrapped a strand of her newly-bleached blonde hair in front of her face, discontent with the color. She looked at her arms and noticed that they were tanner than she ever thought possible, a little darker than most residents. She walked back home and kicked off her tall heels. She walked over to the mirror she had next to her bed and leaned forward, placing her hands on either side of it. Her hair was straight, shoulderlength, and blonde. Her skin was getting darker, and her makeup was getting lighter. No more burgundy and purple for her. Pink and blue were now her normal colors. She looked nothing like she had a couple years ago.
She had lost all contact with her suitor, and was promptly kicked out by Ganondorf after a couple of months of no hearing from Cameron. She had gone around asking anyone who would still speak to her, and finally when she went to the shop in front of the old hag's potion shop, the guy who ran it, one of her frequent customers, had apparently heard from Anju who had heard from Malon who had heard from Link and Layla that there was a large battle with Cameron and he was killed. So here she was, still in her risky business, the child she had birthed given to her cousin, so much her opposite.
She sat on her bed and laid a discontented chin on a discontented hand and sighed. Life was SO dull. She watched a couple people pass her window and didn't give it a second thought until she realized she didn't recognize that face. Well, she'd seen it, but she'd never seen it screaming in pleasure. She trotted over to the door and saw that the brunette boy had parted with the Green-haired girl he had been walking with and was walking away from the house she seemed to have entered.
She HAD to get to that boy. She HAD to get in his pants. First timers were usually big payers. First timers meaning she'd never been with them before. She was running low on them nowadays.
She rushed over to her mirror and wiped off the makeup she ws wearing. She put on fresh, bright red lipstick and caked on the purple eyeshadow, walking outside and leanign on the wall. She watched the boy make his way towards the exit and took a shortcut to get in front of him. She walked at a swift pace and then bumped into into him, "accidentally".
"Oh, gee, I'm sorry!" she said, with that small pout in her voice. He looked at her and smiled a sweet smile.
"No, no, it's my fault I wasn't looking where I was going. ...I don't think I've seen you around here before...I'm Gasshopper. Who are you?"
"Oh, me?" the blonde flipped her hair. "I'm Annie." she grinned, using her less-famous name, hoping he wouldn't recognize her.
"Did you just move here, Annie?" Grasshopper asked with innocence in his voice.
Bingo. Anne Marie had him hooked. "Nope, I've been here a while, actually, I'm just usually a fly-by-night kinda gal. Anyway, I'm just on my way home..." she spun and leaned on the wall, in front of Grasshopper. "Wanna come with and I can cook you something?"
Grasshopper couldn't put his finger on it, but there was something familiar about this woman. Oh well, it wasn't his place to discriminate just because she looked a bit dangerous. "Sure."
Grasshopper and Annie were walking to her house when Annie grabbed Grasshopper's hand. "So, what's your favorite food?" she asked. Grasshopper hoped this was just a FRIENDLY hand-holding. Oh but how he was wrong.
"I...uh...I like chicken..." said Grasshopper, blurting out anything.
"Isn't that convenient!" Annie said, backing Grasshopper up against a wall. "I just bought a chicken. She leaned closer to him. "You're really cute, you know." she said.
"Uhhhhh...thanks?" Grasshopper was really uneasy.
"I could just kiss you..." and she did so, Grasshopper having nowhere to go because he was caught against the wall. He looked around for any sign off help.
"Gee, I hope he's not too far by now..." came a voice from around teh corner. And in a flash of green, Nesira turned the corner and saw Grasshopper backed up against the wall, being kissed by a blonde. She looked and him and he looked back at her, a look in his eyes like 'OH DEAR GOD HELP ME.'
Nesira fumed, and stomped over to the woman who was seducing her boyfriend, pulling her away with one hand. The blonde looked at her in surprise.
"Yeah, hi. I'm Nesira. That's my boyfriend. Explain yourself, bitch." she said, trying a non-violent approach. Out of her peripheral vision she saw Grasshopper desperately wiping bright red lipstick off of his lips and onto the inside of his sleeve.
"But I didn't know he was taken! He's just so cute!" the girl said. She gave Nesira an observatory look. "He needs someone BETTER than you."
"Oh, that's it. Don't act like you're fooling me. Yeah, Nicely done, ANNE MARIE." said Nesira angrily. Grasshopper got really desperate at this comment and began spitting everywhere, in attempts to rid himself of Anne-Marie's "germs". (A/N- Lord knows how many she has! Lol.) "You bleach your hair blonde and cut it and expect people to not recognize you? Hahaha, yeah. YOU WISH."
"I don't care if you know who I am, girlie, because you can't do anything about it, because I just seduced your boyfriend within the span of a few minutes. You go do whatever you do with your pathetic life, and I'll take him home and provide for him better than you ever--" Anne Marie was cut off by a fist in her stomach. She felly backwards and landed on the ground.
"How DARE you. You think you can just waltz in here and take Grasshopper? EVEN IF HE WAS SINGLE, he wouldnt want you! LOOK AT YOU! You're...You're...UNPROPORTIONAL!" Anne marie got up and got ready for a catfight.
"Oh bring it on, girlie. Let's fight for him, eh?" she advanced on Nesira and the green-haired girl smirked.
"Oh, you just MADE MY DAY!" she ran at Anne Marie and just started punching and kicking any part of the pleasure princess she could see. Anne Marie went for the more catfightish style of fighting and scratched, bit, and pulled hair. Nesira finally got fed up, backed up from Anne Marie, and took a running start at Anne Marie, flipping over her. She plunged both of her fists into Anne Marie's back and heard her weak spine crack. She landed and turned around, seeing Anne Marie fall to the ground. She turned and saw that a crowd of residents had come to see what the commotion was about. She walked over to Anne Marie and saw that she stillhad some life in her. She kicked at her with her boot and Anne Marie coughed up some blood. She groaned and Nesira watched as her eyes rolled up in her head. Her breathing stopped. Nesira's jaw dropped.
"That was DISGUSTINGLY easy." She motioned to Grasshopper and he walked in shock towards her and alongside her.
The commoners watched the green-haired Gerudo and the brunette boy walk out as if nothing had happened. They left and so did most villagers. Except two brothers. The older of the two looked atthe younger.
"Uhm. ...You want I should call Dampe?" he asked. The younger one looked athim and nodded.
"Please do."
And thus, Anne Marie was killed. The end. :D
FOR MORE ON NESIRA AND GRASSHOPPER'S HISTORY, PLEASE HEAD TO CAPTAIN GAMER'S STORY, SHACKLES OF MEMORY. THEY ARE HIS CHARACTERS, NOT MINE. PLEASE. READ AND REVIEW HIS STORY WHILE WAITING FOR MY NEXT ONE.
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