coincidence

by: darkestbeforedawn

summary: some things were merely coincidece. vaguely implies watanuki x yuuko & doumeki x watanuki. poor watanuki... xD

warning: disjointed one-shot/drabble tha wrote itself at 3 AM.

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"I...", Yuuko thought very fondly, "...remembered being in love once."

This prompted a rather sudden stop in the well adjusted framework of reality. Heck, if one listened carefully enough, you could practically hear the wheels jerking to a stop. Feeling that he too, should sympathize with reality, Watanuki dropped the towel he was holding and gave a a well-deserved; "buhwuh?"

Maru and Moro gave a delighted laugh and imitated him, "BUHWUH!"

Watanuki scowled, and picked up the towel he had dropped. He then returned his gaze back to the woman that was currently drapped over a sofa, a perfect, pale hand placed under her chin, and the other holding a glass of wine. "What was he like?" he inquired, for the sake of inquiring.

There was a pause, and she delved back into her memory, conjuring up her first love.

"A bit clumsy, I guess you could say. Never very graceful. I adored his Kansai accent," gushed Yuuko, giving a very disturbing squeal that could rival Doumeki's fangirls. Watanuki shivered.

"He wore glasses too, y'know..." she supplied, taking another sip of the reddish liquid in her glass. This interested him a little, and he almost gave a smile. "Yuuko-san... he almost sounds..."

"... normal." Watanuki felt himself get goosebumps after saying it. Yuuko shot him a lopsided grin.

"Although..." she began, placing her glass down. There was silence for a moment.

"Although what?" he asked.

"He wasn't nearly as cute as you are," replied Yuuko, suddenly very close to him, her voice edging on sultry. Her arms came about his shoulders and she gave him a quick, peck on the cheek. Watanuki yelped, blushed and scrambled away. The woman smirked.

Doumeki chose tomake a well-planned entranceat this time, and after giving a quick glance to Yuuko, he spoke.

"Hands off the goods lady."

Watanuki screamed, and woke up sweaty.

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