Author's Note:

Tenma: Okay, my Yami and I decided that stories with plots weren't working out for us, so we came up with this.

Yasha: So in other words, this one is plotless as well as pointless.

Tenma: Is plotless even a word?

Yasha: Less of plot? Hehe

Tenma: whatever, anyways, the whole point of this Note is to let anyone who reads my pathetic stories know what's going on. I am going to leave the other stories up for now, but with all the changes this site has gone through, they probably look pretty messed up. I'm too scared to check on them right now. So if you decide to read them, you've been warned.

Yasha: She might fix Yu-gi-oh characters vs. Coffee, but that's a maybe.

Tenma: Umm.. Yeah, that's about it…

Yasha: pokes readers You can wake up now.

Tenma: Be nice to the readers and they just might review!

Yasha: That'd be a first.

Tenma: I own nothing

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The whole Yu-gi-oh gang (Including Marik, Malik, Kaiba and Mokuba) were hanging out in the Game Shop, doing nothing. It was a sunny, yet cloudy summer day and there was nothing to do.

"Big brother, what are we even doing here?"

"That's a good question" glares at Authoress.

"Hey! Don't blame me!"

Joey got up yelling, "Kaiba! I challenge you to a duel!"

"Wheeler, we've been through this five minutes ago, and I beat you."

"But…"

"And the forty-eight times before that!"

"Wanna make it fifty?"

"NO!"

Bakura yawned and got up. "Ryou, we're leaving."

Tea bounds in with a tray of cookies "Look everyone! I made FRIENDSHIP COOKIES!"

The room grew quiet as everyone shuffled to the door.

"I've had it up to here" Bakura raised his hand above head. "with your friendship crap! I'm leaving this series!"

(GASP:o)

"Y..you can't do that!" Tea cried out.

"Watch me!" He walked over to the TV set and disappeared.

"You know what, I think he has the right idea, I'm leaving to." Yami walked into the TV as well followed by Yugi.

"I'm with the Pharaoh on this one." Marik left with Malik in tow.

Kaiba blinked in surprise. It was only him, Mokuba, Joey and Tea left. He shrugged, "It beats having to listen to you all the time." Joey followed after him and then Mokuba ran afterwards.

Tea blinked. She blinked again. An evil smirk spread across her face. "Let the best show win." She set to work dialing phone numbers.

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Bakura looked around the white empty space, no walls, no floors, nothing, except them and a TV. "Umm… is it suppose to be like this?"

"Hey guys, I'm STUCK!" Joey was on the ceiling watching TV.

Marik looked up, "Oh shit." THEY were on the ceiling. Everyone fell down into a pile on top of Joey.

"Oof."

"Well Bakura," Yugi said, "What's your TV series going to be called?"

"Bakura the Ancient Evil Tomb Robber Thief King..." People glared. "…and minions?"

"Uh-uh, no WAY are you getting all the fame!" Marik said. "I DISAGREE!"

"Well, let's at least agree to disagree."

"I will never agree to disagree agreeably!"

"I disagree to agree to disagree agreeably too!"

"Well I…"

"Baku…oh…" Ryou tried to change the subject, but seeing Joey swimming through thin air caught his attention. It was like there was no gravity in the room.

"THAT'S IT!" Bakura said, flinging his arms wide and making himself do back flips.

Marik had opened his mouth to ask 'What' but Bakura's foot flew in his mouth. The gravity turned back on.

Yet again everyone was kissing the floor.

"I AM A GENIUS!" Bakura jumped up and down, unfortunately he kept landing on Marik's arm.

"Is that why you failed your finals?" Kaiba sneered.

Bakura decide to ignore that comment and continued, "The name of the show will be.." A dramatic pause for effect and drum roll "…Ba-Ku-Oh!"

Kaiba at first thought Bakura was joking, but when he realized that he wasn't he had issues keeping a straight face, "How original."

"Now we need a magical paintbrush and neon lights!"

"And just where in the world will you get a magical paintbrush?" Kaiba asked.

Bakura looked at Marik and Marik shook his head. Bakura sighed, "Greenland."

"Greenland? Why Greenland?"

"IT JUST IS! Mokuba and Yugi can go get that."

Yami and Kaiba sputtered as Mokuba and Yugi disappeared through the TV.

Joey muttered, "Next he'll be saying that fairies are real."

Bakura decided to explain his choice for Greenland. "The paintbrush has to come from the fairies that live in the greenest part of the world., In other words… GREEN-LAND. Land of Green."

"Dude, even I know that Greenland is the icy one."

"Oopsie."

O.O;;; Kaiba to Yami, "Did he just say Oopsie?" Yami to Kaiba, "I think he did."

"Hmph, then why call it Greenland? Oh well."

Ryou spoke up, "They probably won't freeze to death, if that's what you two are worried about, Mokuba probably has lots of money to keep them well supplied…"

Bakura decide that since he DID make a mistake, he should add some words of comfort as well. "Yeah, if the ice doesn't get them, the ice pigmies will."

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"Yes, that'll be all, Thank-you." Tea spun the big chair back to the desk and picked the teddy grams up again. The one she held had tri-colored spiky frosting hair. "Now where was I… oh yes!" In a different voice, "Oh Tea, don't hurt me, I promise to be you're humble slave forever!" She moved the gram so it was face-side down on the desk, bowing. In normal voice, "Aww…" She broke off one of it's arms and ate it. "Yami, you're too sweet!" other voice, "Thank-you oh kind one, eat my leg next!"

She switched voices again, "don't mind if I do…" She raised the cookie to her mouth, but ate the whole thing.. "So..good…" Lunging for the box she shoved fistfuls of the grams into her mouth at a time.

A sound came from behind her.

Slowly she turned the chair around towards the door.

A person was there.

Tea glared. "What do you want?" she asked, bits of cookies flying from her mouth.

"Umm… the new sign for Kaiba… I mean cookie corp. has arrived."

"Good, replace the old sign with it." Silence. "NOW!" The girl scurried away. "AND BRING ME MORE TEDDY GRAHMS!"

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Joey was whining, "I want to help!"

Bakura looked at Joey. "Would you like to go get the neon sign?"

"Oh boy, oh boy!" Joey jumped through the TV.

Marik and Bakura had a staring contest, neither blinked. Bakura passed an envelope to Marik and Marik left via the Television.

"Umm.. 'Kura, what did you do?"

"Business my dear Ryou."

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"Umm…I didn't say that."

Kaiba snorted, "whatever."

…… some time later

Bakura was looking in the bag Marik handed him. "what is this."

Joey smiled proudly "A make-it-yourself neon sign."

Bakura eyed it dubiously and then positioned the letters. "Why is there no 'u'?"

Marik answered this time, "Because they were all sold out and 'a' was the next closest letter."

Bakura glared at the pair. Kaiba saw the letters and raised an eyebrow.

"Ba-Ka-Oh?" He started to laugh.

"SHUT-UP! Hmm…maybe if we cut the top of the 'a'…"

"Umm.. Bakura… that wouldn't be such a good idea…" Yami held up a Yellow and black book.

Bakura put the scissors on the letter and…

ZAP!

Bakura's hair was sticking straight up. He looked at Yami who was holding up the book, 'neon signs for dummies.' "They have a book about neon signs?"

"Yes, and Rule number two is don't try to cut the sign."

"What's rule number one?"

Marik plugged the sign in.

ZAP!

"Don't plug the sign in while touching metal to it."

"Now you tell me." Bakura fell down onto the ground twitching, right under the sign.

Ba-Ka-Oh!

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Tenma: Thus, the creation of Ba-ka-Oh. Lame and boring, I know, but it should get better. If you have any helpful suggestions, then review plz.

Yasha: We are random people, so don't complain about things not making sense.