Tenma: O.O wow, six reviews…
Yasha: That's a whole lot more than I expected.
Tenma: Me too… and thanks to our wonderful reviewers:
yugirules: I'm glad you thought it was.
K Moon: I'll try harder to describe their surroundings more… but I can't promise about the humor thing…
Thief-Joelle: I'll see what I can do.
Xionsuntamedwold: Here's the next chappie!
Ryou VeRua: As log as ppl like it, I'll continue!
LoveLifePain: I'm not sure about this being a fantastic story with a plot, but as long as Bakura is in it, what can go wrong… 0.0 scratch that last comment.
Dark Magician Girl Hikaru: "since Yu-gi-oh king of games, then Ba-ka-oh king of idiots" You got it! ;)
Tenma: I own nothing.
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Mokuba stopped running in front of Kaiba Corp. to catch his breath with Yugi right behind him. Yugi looked at Mokuba and asked, "Just why are we going to Greenland again?"
"Bakura told us to… Yeah, why are we going?" Mokuba frowned, looking extremely puzzled. Instead of going up to the building's front door he turned around and pulled out his cell phone. "I'm gonna call that white-haired psycho and tell him that he can't boss us around anymore!"
"Umm… you do that Mokuba, but maybe you should call on an actual phone…"
"Huh?" Mokuba looked down at his hand and saw a candy bar. "Hehe…" They walked down the busy Domino street, trying to get good reception.
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Tea lowered the turkey-baster full of cotton candy smelling knock-out gas and grunted in disappointment. Mokuba and Yugi hadn't come in the front doors, or otherwise they would have seen Tea in full camo, pink camo, with a turkey-baster in one hand and a spatula in the other. She had dubbed the hat ugly, so instead she wore a pink chef hat with camouflage stripes on it. The gas mask was the same as the hat.
Ding!
"Yea! My cookies are finished!" She walked through the foyer and past the receptionist's desk, who was tied up in pink ribbon at the moment, and to the kitchen. "It was so nice of Kaiba to donated his building for my cause." She proceeded through the swinging doors and walked over to the apron hooks on the far left wall. The whole kitchen was blue, so she stuck out like a sore thumb.
She set the spatula and turkey baster down and pulled off a pink apron which said 'Queen of Cookies' on it from the hook. She slipped it on and walked over to the stove where rancid black smoke poured from any and all openings. She grabbed a pot holder and opened it up.
Smoke billowed out even more as Tea plunged her arm inside and grabbed the tray. Putting the tray on the oven top, she slammed the door shut and turned the oven off. The only reason the smoke alarms didn't go off was she had already taken care of those…
Scraping some of the blackened crumbly abominations, or 'cookies' as they were suppose to be, Tea shove what she could into a zip-lock baggie and headed off toward the pantry. Putting the gas-mask on a counter she gripped the 'cookies' in one hand and used the other to swing open the door.
There, tied up in some hot pink ribbon and a similar colored gag in her mouth was a young assistant to the cook. Surrounding the poor girl was what appeared to be charcoal cookie crumbs. Tea cleared her throat and the girl looked up, terror in her eyes.
"Okay, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. I can either force-feed you these tester cookies I have made, or you can swear your alliance to me and the Cookie Conquering Campaign, or CCC for short." She smiled at her cleverness.
The girl was making some strangled noise, so Tea pulled off the gag. "I'll do anything! JUST KEEP THOSE CHARCOAL CHIP COOKIES AWAY FROM ME!"
Tea smiled a half-crazed smile and said, "I'm glad you see it my way." Clapping a shock collar around the girl's throat, she untied her. "For your first job, you will go online and order pink paint from okay?"
"Fine."
"I can't hear you!"
"Yes, oh mighty cookie queen."
"Much better, NOW GO! FLEE FROM MY BREAKFASTY SELF!
The girl race off and Tea went back to the cookies that were left on the tray.
"Hmm… maybe if I frost them…" She reached to her left and grabbed a turkey-baster full of pink frosting and gave it a squeeze.
Thick pink gas started to drift out from it.
"Oops… I forgot about that… at least I have my…"
Her hand drifted to her face to feel the mask.
"Shit."
Tea dropped the turkey-baster and made a dash to the counter where her mask lay, but before she could reach it she started to twitch.
A giggled formed in her throat and she let out a high-pitched peal of laughter. Doubling over on the ground she was immobilized by the laughing gas.
"Shit…hahahah…I-can't believe…hahahahahahahah…I'll-get-you…hahahahaha…. E-BAY..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……."
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Yugi and Mokuba had finally gotten good reception, and by that time they were only a block away from the Game shop.
"Yugi, what phone number should I call?"
"Umm… does Bakura even have a phone?"
"Good question…" Mokuba sighed and pondered their predicament. "I know! I'll call Seto!"
"Great idea Mokuba!"
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Bakura had recovered from his shocking experience and was pacing around the totally white space. The only difference from when they started was the bright neon sign. Not only did Marik and Joey not get a 'u', but they also got different colors. 'Ba-ka' was red and the 'Oh!' part was neon green.
Bakura paced further and suddenly hit something. He started to feel around the area, wondering what in Ra's name was going on.
Joey saw Bakura and exclaimed, "I want to be a mime too!"
"I am not a mime!" Bakura straightened up and turned around to glare at Joey.
"Well then what's that white stuff all over your face?"
"Huh?"
Ryou looked at Bakura and blinked. " 'Kura! Your face is white!"
Bakura ignored Kaiba's annoying laughter in the background and wiped his face off with his hand. "This is flour!"
"Honestly?"
"No, I'm just saying that because I thought it was funny."
"Really?" Joey started to laugh.
"NO YOU RETARD!" Bakura held up a bag of flour. "I found a wall!"
"Where?" Marik ran over to Bakura and hit the wall. "Oof"
Malik came over shaking his head, "I'm embarrassed to be your Hikari."
"Then that means I'm doing my job!"
Bakura looked at Marik and said, "Since we have a wall, we should paint it red! Go steal rich boy's laptop over there, I'm sure he's keeping it in that coat of his!"
Marik sprung up, saluted Bakura and waltzed over to Kaiba, trying to be inconspicuous, but doing a poor job of it.
Before Kaiba could become suspicious of Marik's actions, his cell-phone rang. He reached into his coat and answered it. Then he grunted it and handed it to the nearest person without thinking, which just happened to be Marik.
Marik tossed the phone over his shoulder uninterested. Kaiba's eyes grew wide as his cell-phone sailed through the air, but luckily Ryou caught it.
"Hello?"
"Hey Ryou, it's Mokuba."
"Oh, hi Mokuba, what's up?"
Kaiba looked up, "It's Mokuba? Is he okay? Where is he?" Marik made a reach for in an opening in Kaiba's coat while he was distracted. "I wanna talk to him! I…GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
Marik tossed Kaiba's laptop to Bakura who immediately set to work ordering paint.
Kaiba made a snatch for his phone, but Marik was to quick. Wrenching it out of Ryou's grasp he pulled out his millennium rod. "You are going to go to go to Greenland to hunt for the Magical paintbrush that is in the greenest place there. Talk to the fairies and threaten them with 3,000 year old socks if they don't cooperate. Once you've secured the paintbrush, return back to me."
"Yes Master Marik."
The phone went dead as Kaiba pulled it out of Marik's hands. Kaiba glared at Marik
"Hehe…"
"Why you… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MARIK!" Kaiba grabbed a wooden spoon off the floor and started to chase Marik.
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Tea had almost completely recovered from the kitchen incident and was now waiting for her order of pink paint to come. She had paid double the price for same day delivery, but it didn't matter because Kaiba had lots of money.
Lounging on one of the many blue couches in the foyer, Tea thought up many different ways to re-decorate the room.
"Hmm… maybe if I buy a big picture of one of Pegasus's adorable funny bunnies and put it over there." She mused, looking at the wall directly across from her at where Kaiba's picture was displayed.
"Umm… Miss Gardner…."
"It's COOKIE QUEEN!"
"My apologies cookie queen, but here are your teddy grahms and milk as you requested."
"Excellent, excellent."
Just then the mailman came.
"GIVEMME GIVEMME!" Tea lunged at the mailman and he ran away, throwing the mail up into the air. Tea raced over but was disappointed that it was just bills.
Then two girls came through the doors. Both were 14-ish in appearance and had nameplates on. The first one's name was Tamara. She had tan skin and shoulder length black, blonde, and brown hair and black eyes. The other one's nameplate read Joëlle and she looked pretty similar to the other one, except no black in the hair.
Tea eyed the pair dubiously and waited.
Tamara pulled out a package.
Tea forgot her suspicions. "MINE!" Reaching out she grabbed the box and tore it opened.
The two mysterious girls quickly left, Tamara laughing quite evilly as she walked outside.
Tea screamed.
Meanwhile….
Bakura had stopped Kaiba from killing Marik long enough to open the package that had arrived. Humming happily to himself, he used the chef's knife Kaiba had chased Marik with after breaking the spoon over his head to open the box.
He looked inside the box and stopped humming.
Marik's eyes bulged and a strangled sound escaped from his throat wich had nothing to do with Kaiba.
Kaiba stuttered, "Wha…what the Hell!"
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Tenma: Ouchies, I went rafting yesterday and got a sunburn… I'm having issues sitting on my hard chair and typing.
Yasha: Hahahahahaha
Tenma: kiisama, it was YOU who said it was cloudy enough that I wouldn't need sunblock! I believed you!
Yasha: 'believed' does have 'lie' in it.
Tenma: Grr… we'll settle this later, for all of you who read this story, THANK-YOU SO MUCH! If you like this one, then you might like my other story Yu-Gi-Oh characters vs. Coffee. Then again, you might not….
Bakura: R&R!