These are rather random, and were made pretty much for my own humor, as well as to keep me entertained until I get off my arse and update my "To Be The Greatest". And some of these contain very slight yaoi references, but nothing descriptive. So, read and review.
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun...I have to keep saying that...I don't own Trigun...Or Knives...grrr...
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"You called for me, Master?" Legato said quietly, as he knelt on the floor. When there was no reply, he looked up, then stood. Master Knives stood near the wall, staring at it as if he were reading something. Finally, Legato ventured, "Master?"
"Yes, I did," Knives said coolly, and turned around. Before Legato respectfully lowered his head, he caught sight of his Master's eyes, which were slightly puffy and rimmed red. Was Master not sleeping properly again? He raised his head again, and watched. Knives stood there, staring at his hand, which was randomly tracing patterns on the back of a chair. "So, Legato," he began, an overly casual tone to his voice. "How's Midvalley?"
"Good, Master," Legato answered, puzzled and slightly worried.
"And Wolfwood?" Knives continued.
"He's been with Vash a lot lately, more than I would rather," Legato replied, then caught himself from wincing. Knives paused, then looked straight at him.
"Am I...not good enough for you, Legato?" Knives asked, sounding offended. Legato's eyes widened.
"No, Master! Never! Why would you think that?"
"Don't pretend like you don't know," Knives choked out, his voice becoming strangely high-pitched. He crossed the room, and slapped Legato in the face. "I know you've been with them, you bastard!"
Legato stumbled back slightly, clutching his reddening face. "Master, it's not like that!" He started. "I just get, well, bored sometimes, you know"
"So now I'm not satisfying?" Knives shrieked, tears filling his eyes. "I bore you?"
"Of course not, Master! Those two are nothing, mere...playthings. You mean so much more to me!" Legato started forward, arms outspread, but Knives stepped back.
"Do I?" he asked icily, and sniffed. "You told me you loved me! Did you just say that to make me happy? I heard you tell Midvalley and Wolfwood and Vash the same thing!"
"But, Master, I was just telling them that"
"Were you just telling me that, too?" Knives turned away, sobbing.
"Master" Legato said desperately, moving towards him.
"No! No, Legato! It's over with us!"
Legato dropped his outstretched arm, and sighed with despair. He lowered his head, then turned to leave. Just before he reached the door, he called back, "I still love you so much, Master. I always have, and always will."
There was a startled sniff. "Rreally?" Knives asked, and Legato turned back. There was a hopeful look to the Master's wide eyes.
Legato smiled. "Really, Master." This time, when he spread his arms, Knives dove into them, and they embraced.
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"That was great," Knives breathed, smiling up at him. Legato smiled back.
They lay in Knives' huge bed, with the Master snuggled up tightly against him.
"With you, it is always the most wonderful," Legato replied.
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Yes...Knives is Legato's bitch for this one...oh, well...
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