Part one of my Student Counselor chapters. Not exactly meant to be funny, but to satisfy me and my Trigun-addict friends. Chelsea is one of them, who was lucky enough to be picked by me to be used with Knives. ((You owe me, Murphetti!))
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Chelsea headed towards the counselor's office, curious. She had been told by the girl who delivered the counselor notices that today her normal counselor was gone, and they had a sub. She wondered who it was.
She gave a light knock on the door, and heard a crisp, almost icy voice say, "Come in." Chelsea opened the door quickly and stepped inside, shutting it behind her. Then she looked at her counselor.
He appeared in his twenties, with pale blond hair and sharp hard blue eyes. A shudder went through her when she saw the "Hello, My Name Is" sticker on his shirt, which read "Knives" in neat red letters. A guy with a freakish name like that was her counselor!
"Sit down," he commanded, and she automatically obeyed, taking the chair across from him. "What is your problem?" He had one leg crossed over the other, and his head rested on his crossed fingers. He looked very sophisticated, and slightly scary.
"Well, lately I've been pretty depressed," she began.
"Then kill yourself," Knives replied calmly.