Patetented Daydreams
By: Momentous
Disclaimer: Not mine, I only wish it were!
This would be the "funny" ending! I hope you agree!
Fred Must Die
Hermione was furious! She stormed out of her dorm, through the portrait hole, out onto the grounds, straight to the foot of the Whomping Willow. The Willow sprang to life but not quickly enough, Hermione stomped on the knot that stilled it. The tree snapped back into stillness, the tree nearly seemed frightened of Hermione in her wrath. When she reached the shrieking shack she apparated to the twin's store.
With a loud crack Hermione was standing face to face with Verity, who had just dropped a large armload of something, Hermione didn't care what. "Where's Fred!" Hermione growled.
"Um, I'm not really sure which Mr. Weasley is which at the moment, I can't usually tell," Verity squeaked. "One of them is right there," she said as she pointed to a shocked Fred at the front counter.
"Fred!" Hermione shouted.
"Looking for me," Fred said, swallowing the lump in his throat. He reluctantly came out from behind the counter. "What's up?"
"YOU MONSTER! YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THE DAY DREAMS! HOW COULD YOU? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO MAKE EVERY GIRL AT HOGWARTS FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU?" Hermione's tirade made George emerge from the back room and take cover behind the counter. Fred was just staring at Hermione with a look of confusion and fear. He would have liked to know what he had done that was going to get him murdered. "I DREAMT OF YOU! YOU WERE KISSING ME! HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT! THERE WAS A BALL AND I WAS IN A RED DRESS AND YOU PRACTICALLY ATTACKED ME!"
Realization spread across Fred's face. "THAT ONE WASN'T FOR YOU!" He gasped. "Merlin, Hermione, I'm so sorry! I made that one specifically for Angelina, but some one shelved it accidentally," Fred explained as he shot his twin a dirty look. George was biting his lip to keep from laughing at his brother. "Shit Hermione, I'm almost glad you got it! At least I'm not going to have some idiot girl thinking she fell in love with me. Merlin, Hermione, please don't kill me, and if you must, kill George too, he was the one who shelved it. Here, want a free Pygmy Puff?"
Hermione was still smoldering, but it appeared that there would be no fatalities in the store today. She just turned and apparated away leaving the shopkeepers to themselves. Verity was literally hiding behind a shelf. Fred took a deep breath and turned towards his brother. George had collapsed to ground laughing. He stopped laughing when Fred hit him with a bat bogey hex.
Fin
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