Okay, now this one was preeeettty random. Yaoi references, obviously, and so on, so forth...bear with me, it was very late at night/very early in the morning, done by an insomniac on caffeine. But I would like to thank my reviewers((gets sentimental)) Without you, this could have never happened! ((sniffles))
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Knives: -dancing lightly to party music- Hey, Vash, you should really drink this stuff.
Vash: Oooh...what is it?
Knives: It's just punch!
Vash: I don't know...-looks suspiciously at liquid-
Knives: Oh, come on, just try it! It's JUST punch, you baby!
Vash: I guess...-takes cup, sips lightly at punch- Hey...wait! This stuff IS good!
Knives: I know!
Vash: -wanders off into the crowd of dancers, chugging his punch-
Midvalley: Uh...Knives...err...
Knives: What? Did something happen?
Midvalley: Umm...Wolfwood kinda-sorta...well, you see...uh, well, he had alcohol, and...uh...
Knives: He spiked the punch, didn't he?
Midvalley: Yeah.
Knives: Ohhhh...-realizes- Oh, Christ! Vash just chugged that stuff! -fights through crowd- VAAASH! VAAASH, WHERE ARE YOU? Oh, God, where is that idiot!
Midvalley: -groans- Uh, Knives...-points to center of dancefloor, where a large circle has formed-
Knives: What? -looks- Oooohhhh Myyyyy Gooooooddd...-nearly dies-
Vash: -breakdancing in middle of floor- Whooo! Check this out! Hey, Knives, look!
Knives: -covers eyes- Could this get any worse!
Legato: -sees Vash- Hmm...he has good moves...-moves through crowd as Sex on Wheels- Vash! Oh, Vash! I have a surprise for you!
Vash: -gets up- Oh, hey, Luh-Gatah! Hey, you got more punch!
Legato: Yep...and these...-pulls out handcuffs- Vash...could you follow me, please?
Knives: -groan- NOOOOO!
NEXT MORNING
Vash: -wakes up- Huh! Where am I?
Legato: -wakes up, yawns- Hey, Cutie-Pie.
Vash: WhatthafuhappenedidIwithyoudo-
Legato: -smiles- You, me...yup. All night. -pats Vash's hand comfortingly- You were awesome, though. Even better than Knives. -flexes hand- I think you gave me psychic powers!
Vash: -screaming- I'M NEVER DRINKING EVVEERRR AGGAAINNNN!
Knives: -bursts in- LEEE-GAAA-TOOOO! -is so pissed he's going blind- I WILL DESTROY ALL YOU HUMANS!
Legato: -looks around angrily- WOOOLLLLFFFWOOOOD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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Wolfwood: -gulp-
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This Has Been A Production of: THE REASONS WHY KNIVES IS A GENOCIDAL MANIAC, WHY VASH CAN BE SO TIGHT-ASSED AT TIMES, WHY LEGATO IS PSYCHIC, AND WHY WOLFWOOD IS ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.