I don't own stargate.

I don't make money from writing about Stargate.

I don't own nor did I create any of the characters

I don't know why this hurts so much but I do know that if I did own the characters there would have been a lot more hanky panky and a lot less crying in a hanky.

(hanky handkerchief)

(ok so I'm not a poet.)

Thanks again to Englemyer

Chapter 5 A little Ditty – You don't know Jack.

"Shhh Sam it's been coming for a while and don't worry I won't bum off my wife I've got a civvie position all lined up training SG teams."

"Jack, I love you so much. I want nothing more than to marry you. But I have to ask you why?"

"You stormed out when I told you that I was pregnant and you obviously did not believe me when I told you that you were the father."

"What's changed your mind?"

Jack closed his eyes like in prayer for a moment before he pinned Sam with his eyes.

"Sam I realised that I don't care who the baby's biological father is.

You told me first. You want me to believe that the babies mine and I'm willing to believe that if it gives me you and believe me any child you have will be treated like mine.

He started to continue when he noticed instead of Sam staring lovingly and with gratitude into his eyes she was grinding her teeth.

"Jannnnet" Sam yelled

Janet came running in sure that after the kiss she had witnessed everything was under control.

"Sam Colonel what's going on?"

"Janet get this well meaning" and then sarcastically "martyr out of here and get him tested before I kill my fiancée."

Janet smirked. "COM' on Colonel into my office" and marched Jack into her office.

"Doc what did you give her I know and you know that I am sterile."

"Colonel" Janet said handing The Colonel a sterile container.

"Cubical six is vacant and private!"

"Doc if you think that this is possible your nuts, and if you think I'm gonna… gonna" he gulped too embarrassed for once to come up with a fitting come back.

"Colonel" Janet said taking pity on him.

"If you had not had a vasectomy would you still think that Sam's baby wasn't yours?"

Jack looked up and shook his head.

"Do you think Sam is really likely to run from your "bed" to someone else's?"

Jack looked a little more interested and shook his head again.

"Well then take a leap of faith go get me those specimens and I'll let you know five minutes after you hand it to me if you're going to be a daddy."

(a/n lets give Jack his privacy – lol)

"Well Dad" Janet said smiling at the Colonel "Congratulations"

Jack bounded into Carter's cubical.

"Sam I'm going to be a Daddy again"

Sam smirked and said "I know I told you. Now you've just told the rest of our team."

Jack jerked his head around and noticed Teal'c and Daniel leaning up against the wall.

He put on his shit eating grin puffed out his chest and rocked back and forwards on his feet feeling very pleased with himself.

Daniel piped up with "So Jack didn't know you were seeing anyone. And how come Sam tol…" Daniel broke off realising that if Sam had told Jack then in all likely hood she was the mother.

"Ohhh!" Daniel squeaked.

"Congratulations Major Carter" Teal'c intoned.

"O'Neill I believe it is customary with the tuar'ee to enquire of the father of the baby his intentions!"

"Teal'c old buddy I have already stated my intentions and the lady said yes."

"Then O'Neill I will not have to beat you to a pulp."

Daniel was trying to get his head around everything when Jack swooped on Sam and kissed her with surprising fierceness.

"Sam I'm sorry I did not believe you."

"But how do you think it happened."

Daniel cleared his throat giggling. "Don't mean to interrupt you there but I know a little of how "it" happens!"

"F crying out loud Daniel Teal'c out" Jack pointed the way.

Janet walked in concerned at all the noise in her domain.

"Daniel, Teal'c could we give the Colonel and the Major a little privacy." Janet enquired.

Janet turned to follow the boys but Jack motioned her back.

"Janet don't go help us out here. How could this be?"

"Well Janet said I think Sam's got a good idea of how. Why don't you let her explain?"

Jack looked at Sam inquiringly.

Sam reached up and whispered into her lover's ear "One word Sir 'Sarcophagus'."

Janet took over the explanation "The number of times that you have been in a Sarcophagus one time might have been for slightly too long accidentally "fixing" your vasectomy."

"Yeah ok" Jack admitted. "But what about the shots the you gave Carter doc?"

Janet responded "Well I can't be sure but Sam has naqudah in her blood and I think it reduces the effectiveness of the contraceptives I've injected her with."

Sam reached up and pulled down Jacks head cradling his face in her hands.

"Jack does it matter? All I know is I love you and if the offer is still on the table I want to take you up on it."

Jack gazed into Sam's glistening eyes. Then gathered her in his arms.

"Sam let me repeat this. I love you will you marry me."

"Yes Jack"

The rest of her response was swallowed by Jack as he leant in to seal her answer with a passionate kiss.

The pair were oblivious to the applause coming from out side their cubical where the whole staff of the SGC stood waiting to congratulate the happy couple.

The end.

a/n

Hope you enjoyed this it was my very first attempt at Fanfic.

I know I've enjoyed it and hopefully will get to write more. Review and let me know where I let the side down.

But now I have to study study study as I have an assignment due in (looks at watch) 72 hours and I haven't even read the text book yet. Yeah me. Duh.