Twisting Dimensions

Chapter 2

I looked up at my screen and my freaky (okay, I admit, my eyes are kinda freaky, but don't make me a less sexy beast.) violet eyes widen as I see what exactly was pulling my Gundam so violently. It was a black hole. One you could see in sci-fi movies. Well, they really existed, THAT I knew, but they didn't appear this close to the earth! All funny remarks I was going to say before I was sucked away left me as I closed my eyes in fear, seeing there was nothing I could do to stop myself from being pulled in it. I heard the concerned voices of the other booming though the speakers but the radio went dead as soon as I entered the hole.

But nothing scary happened. I wasn't sucked in some vortex that would take me to an other time and space (for as far as could see). In fact, I soon as got in, it spat me back out! Why! Do I taste that bad! I don't worry about remarks just yet as I try to regain control over my Gundam, but once I was well out of reach of the scary black hole I could finally stop my Gundam from twisting and turning. The radio went on again and the first thing I heard was Heero voice, slighter higher then before... awww, was he so concerned? I grin like an idiot while he asks if I'm okay.

'I'm fine guys, still the same ol' me.'

I heard some sighs of relief and one of annoyance, I guess WuFei wasn't all to thrilled with having the ol' me hanging around him... But who really cares! I have Heero.

'What happened man?' I ask, not really sure how I was suddenly sucked in that hole.

'A mobile Doll used his last strength to push you into it.' Quatre explained calmly.

'And where is the poor son of a bitch now?' I want to take revenge. Nobody PUSHES Shinigami and his mecha of doom! ... i didn't just say that...

'Look around.' WuFei says.

I look on all my monitors and finally find a burning piece of scrap metal slowly drifting away from us. Pity I couldn't blow it into oblivion myself but I'm glad someone was that mad he just felt like he HAD to totally mutilate it. I keep my fingers crossed that it was Heero!

Speaking of which, he tells us we should go back to earth to the platform that I, the mighty shinigami, had provided with my strong connections! Mwuha! Beat that!

We fly back to earth, though the atmosphere and get back at the platform in the ocean I could use with Howards graces. You gotta love that guy, his shirts are a little to blinding for my liking but I could live with it... I had sunglasses.

We walk our gundams inside the hangar so we wouldn't draw an audience and open the hatches. I get out and stretch all my limbs loving the way how they pop, it give me new, awakening feeling. A careless feeling. Don't ask me why, I'm just weird.

Well AWAKENING wasn't the first thing on my agenda. It was 1 am and I need my sleep otherwise I'll be sleeping in, and drooling all over, my Gundam as I dream about the chagrin Heero. Okay, so angry is the only expression, besides I blank one, I ever saw on his face and I had a really hard time imagining how he would look like laughing. And I don't mean the maniacal laugh when he blows up a carrier with dolls and humans in it because that just screams: Strap-Me-Up-And-Drag-Me-To-The-Loony-Bin, such a turn off.

Speaking of Heero, were is the object of my frustration?

I walk over to his Gundam, apparently it took a blow, the right leg is in pretty bad shape, well, the outside at least. Mechanics that Howard so eagerly provided were working on like little work bees working for the queen bee. And no, I didn't call Howard queen bee, forget it. But, fortunately for Howard, he isn't the one I'm looking for to annoy his ass off. I walk around his gundam and not succeeding in finding him down here, i look up. But the hatch is open and the cockpit is empty. I was about to ask one of the guys when something caught all my attention and it DESERVED all my attention.

At the right foot of Wing Gundam, kneeled in front of it, helping out the mechanics, was a girl. I couldn't say the most beautiful girl since her back was facing me but damn! She must be in the lead for a first place! I must have looked like an idiot, a guufus, as Quatre so sweetly called me, but that's nothing I'm not used to and I shamelessly ogle her ass which is just barely covered by a SHORT black skirt. She had a thin waist, which curved perfectly into slim, but feminine hips that supported the ass I was all but drooling over. Forget about Heero for desert! I want THAT! Yummy, a bit of wipped cream, a cherry on top and this Duo Maxwell is game! I shook the sexual thoughts out of my hentai mind and walked towards her. It might be handy introducing myself, ne? I stand about a foor or two away from her and take my take to look at her upper body, covered with a green top that was wrapped around her like a second skin.

She probably noticed me being her, or a drop of my drool must have fallen on her back for she looks up at my shadow that lays upon the surface of the Gundanium foot.

Turning around, Prussian blue eyes looked at me sparkling and the next line comes out of my mouth before I knew it.

'Hey Heero.'

HEERO! My grin falters but I am indeed right, the face that looks upon me with a sweet smile, even though it is hard seeing Heero smile, there is no mistake. The face belonged to one Heero Yuy. One very attractive Heero Yuy! One very... feminine Heero Yuy...

Okay, I DO realise that should be awarded for The Biggest Crap Ever, but hey, that's what I write, that's what I do.

Crimson Waterfall at your service.

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