Disclaimer: I don't own anything of Nintendo, except for the name of Captain Heron Sataro because I made up that name. I also don't own anything of the history of Caeser, and I also don't own anything of Abbot & Costello.
Note From Author: This story is another second attempt of making a new Super Mario RPG2 story in my version though. So I hope that you all enjoy this 1st Chapter of mine, which has alot of funny stuff and also battling as well Smiles
Note From Author Part2: The
original story was in script form (Which I'm still working on by the
way), but since I can't put it up here in script form... I now
have to go through the whole thing and put it to normal form (I think
that's stupid though, because it's much easier to read by script and
you can tell of who is talking).
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Chapter1-1: The Meeting of the Two
It was another nice day in the Mushroom Kingdom as usual, because nothing bad has happened lately just yet. Mario and Luigi were busy playing Badminton, while everyone else was busy doing, whatever the heck that they were doing. Then all of a sudden, the intercom had come on and Toad was talking in it.
"Everyone, we have some breaking news to tell! Bowser's place is being under attack by some type of flying ship, which is no doubt a normal Frigate with a complete of 32 guns, with a lot of fire power! Mario Bros, we need you to come into the Throne Room immediately at once."
So Toad was over in out, and the Mario Bros had went to the Throne Room immediately. The Chancellor had looked at them and said,
"It is with out no doubt that, Bowser's place is under attack…"
"Yeah, we know that because Toad just told us and…"
"Shut up you at once!"
Luigi had then shut up and he was now angry. The Chancellor had continued on talking.
"Anyways, the place is being under attack and Bowser here needs our help."
Mario and Luigi had looked at Bowser, and he seemed fine except some could tell that he actually wanted to go and cry.
"I need you guys to go and help me to go and fend off my home, so what do you guys say?"
"Help you? Why should we?"
Mario then looked at Luigi and said,
"He's our friend, and not to mention that he got us out of a pizza of a problem."
"Hey remember, I wasn't there, so it didn't happen at all!"
Bowser then looked at Luigi and said to him,
"Oh yeah, well you were the leader of the Celebration Parade."
"………
Fine, we'll help you then."
"Hey, I was the one who said that he's our friend and so, friends help each other out.
"And then they backstab each other, just like what happened to Caesar…"
"Yes, but Bowser is not Brutus now is he?"
Luigi then had a blank face, and he was completely quiet. Bowser had said to them,
"I want to thank you both for helping me out."
"But we haven't done anything yet."
"I know that Luigi, but that's just incase that might end up dead later on today."
The three of them were about to leave, but then the Chancellor had said to them,
"Wait a minute!"
They all had looked at him, and then he said,
"Our fate is in your hands now."
"What do you mean by that?"
Mario then looked at Luigi and said,
"What he means by that Luigi is that, if we don't save Bowser's place, then our Kingdom might get what's coming to it from that flying ship, which is no doubt a normal Frigate with complete of 32 guns with a lot of fire power."
"Oh, I liked it better when you still were stupid from our last trip into the past!"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you go back into time, well for me that is "
Luigi then gave him a dirty look, and so… The three of them were off and they had went outside of the castle. Luigi had looked at Bowser and he asked,
"So, where's our ride?"
"It's up there."
Bowser had said to him while pointing up into the air.
"HOLY CRAP!"
"Oh cool, it's a Ship-Of-The-Line with a complete 50 guns instead of a normal 48 guns I think if I'm not mistaking."
"Yes, it sure is indeed Mario."
Luigi had looked at Bowser and asked,
"Where on earth did you get this?"
"This ship was built in Seaside Town."
"Hmm, I would've guessed about that one, but if it's here then who's protecting your place?"
"The General Guy is."
"But who is the general guy that is protecting your place?"
"The General Guy."
"Why won't you tell me who the general guy is?"
"But I am telling you who he is!"
"No you're not! You keep on telling me that a general guy is protecting you place, right?"
"Why yes of course."
"Then let me ask you this… The general guy is protecting your place, am I right?"
"Why certainly of course."
"Okay then… Now who is this general guy?"
"He's a General Shy Guy."
"Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Okay now, this general guy is a shy person then why is he protecting your place? I mean, if he's shy then how did you get him to do such a thing?"
"………. ROAR!"
Bowser had then let out a huge ROAR/GROWL! Bowser had looked at him in discuss and he explained once again.
"The General Guy isn't a shy person, and he is a General Shy Guy! I know him, because I asked him to help me fend off my place. Now then, do you understand now you stupid Jackass?"
"……… You've lost me at the part of him being a general shy guy…"
"……… Oh I aught a beat the crap out of you for being so stupid!"
Luigi had then turned to Mario and asked,
"Do you even know who he's talking about?"
"I would've told you sooner, if only you hadn't led Bowser into doing a complete Abbott & Costello sort of Who's On 1st routine."
"Oh, so that's what it was……… Who's Abbott & Costello?"
"……… You should really get out more often, but never you mind that now. We still have to go and help out Bowser."
So then, the three had went on Bowser's ship by climbing on the rope-ladder that was hanging off the side of his ship. Bowser went to the helm of the ship and he had pressed a certain button and then they had set sailed off. Hours had passed on and they had finally made it to Bowser' place. There were to flying ships that were bombing the crap out of each other. The one that was mentioned earlier was indeed a normal Frigate, with a complete 32 guns with a lot of fire power, but there was one other one.
"Oh how interesting, a Brig-Of-War with a complete 32 guns! Am I right?"
"You certainly are right Mario, and that over there is… General Guy."
Bowser had said to Mario. Luigi had then pointed out something to them.
"You mean that guy who's trying not to get run-through, by that Mushroom guy?"
"Oh, crap………."
Bowser had said and then he spun the helm and so now, his ship was broadside and was ready to fire. The Frigate was facing front and so, Bowser had took out his cell phone and he had called up his gunner and said,
"Fire the Frigate's haul now."
And so, the gunner had told the crew to fire off the guns and so they did. Guns had hit the haul of the enemy's Frigate, but they had all bounced off!
"Ah crap!"
Bowser had exclaimed and then Luigi had asked him,
"What's wrong? Why couldn't we break through the defenses?"
Bowser had looked at Luigi and he said,
"That Frigate has iron scantlings, and I don't think that our guns are strong enough to do any damage."
"Then we'll just have to ram it through then."
Bowser's face had went into fear, and Mario had then looked Luigi and said,
"Luigi Y'know something………. That just might be the case of a good plan, which I have quickly come up with."
Mario had explained everything to the two and then he got done, and said,
"Now you both understand right?"
The two had nodded their heads, and so Bowser had steered the ship. They were now getting closer to the Frigate, but then the Frigate had fired on them!
"It's time to dive!"
Bowser had exclaimed once again, and then he pressed a different button, which then the ship had dove down. After that, Bowser had then turned the ship on it's side, and he then had called up his gunner.
"Fire now!"
The gunner had told his crew once again, and so they had fired off the guns. The guns had hit underneath the Frigate, and it did do a lot of damage! On the Brig-Of-War, the Mushroom guy had noticed that his ship was now burning in flames. Still sword fighting, General Guy had asked the Mushroom guy,
"Isn't that your ship, that's getting blown to crap by my ally?"
The Mushroom guy had looked at him and then General Guy had slashed his sword out of his hands!
"Now what are you going to do?"
General Guy had smiled off and asked him. The Mushroom guy had smiled evilly and he had used Hyper Beam! He had blasted General Guy into his own quarters in his ship! He had looked at his now burning ship, which was taking a lot of damage, and so he had used Hyper Beam once again. Luigi had quickly looked and then he had pointed at the Hyper Beam, which was coming towards them.
"OH CRAP! PULL THE DAMN THING UP NOW BOWSER!"
Bowser had tried to pull up, but at the last second his ship was hit! His ship was about to blow up and so, Bowser had called up the gunner.
"………. ABANDON SHIP!"
He had put his cell phone away, and then whole crew and the gunner had all shown up. They all had jumped to get onto the enemy ship, and at the last second……… BOOM! Bowser's beloved Ship-Of-The-Line had blown up… Bowser was so devastated, and then he exclaimed out loud,
"Where's the Bastard who shot a Hyper Beam Attack into my ship!"
The Mushroom guy had looked onto his ship and so he ran, and jumped back onto his Frigate. Bowser continued on talking.
"That ship cost me 150,000,000 gold coins! If I ever find out who did this to me, I'm going to go and Flamethrower their Ass!"
"Uh Bowser……… You can go ahead and do that now."
Luigi had pointed out to him that, the Mushroom guy was now on deck. Bowser had looked at him and said,
"How dare you go and blow up the only war ship that I had!"
"Say, who are you anyway?"
Luigi had asked, and then the Mushroom guy had snickered off and he had said,
"Why, I'm Captain Heron Sataro, and if I'm not mistaken… Aren't you the ones who fired upon my ship first?"
"We certainly did, because we're here to take you down!"
Luigi had said with a cool looking smile on his face. Captain Sataro had then rolled his eyes and said,
"Oh I don't think so, for you see………. I am unstoppable, and I am way too powerful for you all to take me, even if it is three against one."
"Make that four then…"
Captain Sataro had looked behind him and there, General Guy had stood on deck. All ragged and tired, and still he was persistent to stop Captain Sataro from his evil plans.
"I thought that I had destroyed you!"
"Well, you thought wrong."
He had taken his sword out and Captain Sataro had raised an eyebrow.
"You want to fight me, after I defeated you once before?"
"I wasn't defeated, because I wasn't dead."
"Hmm, I see. Well then, if you want a fight… Then a fight it is."
Captain Sataro had took out his sword, but he then called up three of his crew members. The first one was his first mate, the second on was his lieutenant, and his third was his gunner. General Guy had looked at Bowser, Mario, and Luigi and they had all nodded their heads.
"I'm taking revenge upon my ship!"
"I'm willing to sacrifice my life for a friend."
Mario had said and then Luigi was about to say something, but there was complete silence right there.
"………. I don't really have much to say really."
And so, the four of them had grouped up in fighting formation, and they're now ready to go and fight for vengeance!
What will be the out come of the four? Will they survive the deadly battle? What will become of the ships? Why is Luigi such a smart-ass? Why is Mario so smart? Is Captain Heron Sataro English? Will Toad actually be included in this story? And does General Guy even have a real name? Find out next time on… Super Mario RPG2: The Tides of Time
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Thank you for reading the first chapter of this story that I'm still typing. Please Review... You know that you want to Smiles
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