Author's Note: I'm glad some people were not scared away by reading my summery. This is gonna be a romance, humor, and action Sailor Moon fan fiction. I'm not sure about the humor though; I'm kinda slow at that... This is only the prolog to the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. And that hurts me deep.
Prolog
It was a sunny day. Usagi decided that she was going to skip school. Because who needs to go to school when its sooo nice out and you get distracted by Hyperactive SpEds? But to be fair, she is one herself.
She has emotional problems, major mood swings, little slow on the uptake, and a hopeless romantic. Baaddd mix.
Counting on her fingers Usagi says, "Okay, so, first, breakfast, then comics, then ice cream, then the arcade, then lunch, and –"
CRASH!
"Owww! What is your frickin' problem man? I skipped school so I could GET AWAY from bakas like you!" Usagi screams.
He looks down at her scornfully, but with a smirk, "You're the one who ran into ME, remember? And skipping school isn't such a bright idea, seeing that you aren't so bright as it is..." He says, and turns away, without giving poor little Usako a chance to shout colorful profanities at him.
Very pissed off, and very annoyed, she angrily marches down the street, to McDonalds, which just happens to be where she was heading in the first place, while muttering incoherently about stupid people and what should be done with them.
As she walks, she hears a loud, angry, noise coming from behind a dumpster. Fearfully peering around the edge of the dumpster, she sees a small, black, cat, struggling to get a band-aid off it's forehead.
Being the animal lover that she is, she captures the distressed cat, and peels the band-aid off its head.
The cat looks at her, and then a loud beeping noise emerges from Usagi's watch, interrupting the moment.
"Shit! It's 10 o'clock already! I was supposed to have breakfast by now!" Placing the cat down, she takes off at a sprint, that could get her in the Olympics if she tried, and runs off to McDonalds to start her day.
Later on, at the arcade, Usagi is feeling much better, with her stomach full of ice cream, and her bag full of manga. She sees the tall, handsome, arcade dude, Andrew, who smiles and goes to meet her.
"Hey Usa, playin' hooky again?" He teases.
"Yup!" Usagi says, smiling.
"Usagi... you don't wanna have to stay back? Do you? I mean, you're already in a special school as it is..."
"Yeah, but I'm there because I misbehave, not because I'm stupid." Usagi replies.
Just then, the guy from this morning walks in.
"Oh, really? You'd never know..." he says.
"Hey Mamoru! How's it going? Do you two know each other?" Andrew asks.
"No and I don't want to know an arrogant asshole like him anyways!" Usagi growls, and stalks off to the counter, and waits for her chocolate milk shake that she orders every day.
Andrew looks at Mamoru, "Looks like you do know each other, what was that about? Usa's usually a nice kid."
Mamoru glares at Andrew, "That stupid odango autama ran into me today. She was muttering about coming here and then she ran into me. She fell on her ass, started yelling, and I walked away. That was the first time I ever saw her."
"Falling on her butt seems normal, but I've never known her to be so violent." Andrew responds.
Usagi, still sitting at the counter, over hears this, and screams, for all to hear, "I DO NOT FALL ON MY BUTT ALL THE TIME, YOU BASTERD!"
Realizing what she has done, Usagi blushes, and hangs her head in embarrassment.
Both Andrew and Mamoru are utterly shocked, and Andrew goes to make her an extra large and extra thick milk shake just like she always orders.
When he sets the huge drink in front of her, she smiles a huge grin and says "Thanks! Sorry about that... But I'm feeling much better now!" And starts reading one of her new manga.
Once she is finished, she plops a five-dollar bill on the counter, and, waving goodbye, heads home. On her way out the door, Mamoru, who's sitting in a corner, can't let her have the last word and says, "Watch where you're going next time, odango autama! Who knows, you might bump into some pervert and get kidnapped or something!"
Usagi spins around, stalks up to Mamoru, and innocently says, "Oh, you mean a nasty pervert like you?" ands turns around and skips out of the arcade.
Usagi goes home, eats a huge lunch, and goes to her bedroom to relax and read manga. When she opens the door, she notices a breeze, and sees that the window's open. Which is strange, since she lives in a bad area of town, and she always locks her windows. She suddenly notices the black cat from this morning sitting on her bed. She stares at the cat dumbly and then notices a cresset moon bald spot where the band-aid was, while the cat looks her up and down. This goes on for about three minutes.
The cat opens it mouth, and out of nowhere, a young women's voice says, "Hi there Usagi! Thanks for this morning, that band-aid was messing with my radar."
"You have radar. I must be dreaming..."
"No Usagi, you aren't dreaming. You're the one I've been looking for."
"You've been looking for me? Why?" Usagi asks, confused.
"I've searched for you because you are Sailor Moon, Champion of Love and Justice. And I'm Luna, your advisor."
Usagi walks past Luna, lays down on her bed, says, "Goodnight Luna." and buries her head in the pillows.
Luna walks over to Usagi, jumps on her back and yells in her ear, "Usagi, you are not dreaming! Get you're ass up NOW!"
Usagi jumps up, and Luna jumps off her just in the nick of time. "Listen you baka nekko! I do not want to be your stupid champion of 'Justice'. Leave me the hell alone!"
"But Usagi, you have to do it! You're the chosen one. There's no one else." Luna says, and does a flip in mid air.
A lovely, pink and sparkly brooch falls onto the bed.
Usagi, with stars in her eyes says, "If I be you're 'Champion of Love and Justice' can I have that?"
"Yes, of course, you need that anyways to transform."
Usagi snatches the brooch, puts it on, and starts admiring herself in the mirror.
"Usagi, this is not a game. You have to be serious."
Usagi ignores her.
Luna bites Usagi, who stops admiring herself to glare at the cat, and Luna says, "Just repeat after me, 'Moon Prism Power Makeup'."
"Um, okay, 'Moon Prism Power Makeup!"
She starts spinning around, glows a pretty pink, and ribbons cover her while she transforms. Once the transformation is complete, she instinctively strikes a pose. Looking in the mirror, she says, "Oh. My. God. You were telling me the truth?"
"Of course I was telling you the truth."
Usagi hears people screaming in her head, and has a vision of the park in the middle of town. She tells Luna what she hears, and Luna jumps and says, "An Yoma! We must go!"
"Huh? I don't wanna!"
Author's Note: So, how did you like it? Please read and review. Every little bit helps, since this is my first fanfic. I'd like to thank my handy, dandy, scribe, Sohmas4me, and please read her fan fiction 'True Heart Of A Fan'. It's really good! Stay tuned for Chapter one, coming to computers near you next week!