Author's Note: Hello everybody! I think I should explain something very important right now and get it over with... This fan fiction is pretty much all the seasons of Sailor Moon condensed. This means if you haven't seen up to season, five you aren't going go understand some parts. It is mostly based on the first season though. The reason I'm doing this is because I needed certain characters in the fanfic now instead of in chapter 74. I use some of the dub, a.k.a. EVIL, names, and some original names. The relationship parings go as so, Usagi/Mamoru, Rei/Seiya, Ami/Tiaki, Minko/Yaten, Makoto/Andrew, and Haruka(Uranus)/Michiru(Neptune). Read Sohmas4me! If it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be reading this at all, since she types it all up.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. And that sucks ass big time.

Chapter 1

"Usagi, USagi, USAgi, USAGi, USAGI, USAGI! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU SPEDIFIED REJECT!" Shingo screams.

Usagi opens one eye, blinks, and falls asleep again. Luna jumps on the bed, and bites Usagi on the ankle.

Usagi jumps up and screams, "Why the fuck did you do that? I was having the bestest dream about Andrew."

Luna, shaking her head, says simply, "You're late."

Ohmygod! I only have 10 minutes before my bus picks me up! AHHHHHHH!" Usagi screams and proceeds to run about the room, screaming her head off, and getting nothing done. She finally runs to the bathroom, grabbing clothing along the way, and washes her face and gets dressed. All the while berating Luna that she should have been woken up earlier.

Luna looks up and Usagi, shakes her head, and says, "It's not my fault that you didn't get up when the alarm clock went off."

"Really? Then why was I up until 2:00 in the morning? Oh, I remember. You made me go and fight a Yoma!" Usagi says in a sarcastic voice.

Luna is so surprised that Usagi has a good comeback, that she is speechless.

"Err! I don't have time for this!" Usagi exclaims, and runs off to the kitchen to eat breakfast, and to take her pills.

Just as Usagi is about to take a bite of toast, she hears a loud horn beep in front of her house.

"Shit! She's already here! And I didn't even get to eat any breakfast!" Usagi wails, grabbing her bag, and running out the door.

Once in the cab, the driver starts rambling on about all her gross problems. Usagi immediately grabs her Discman, puts the headphones on, and My Chemical Romance starts blasting her eardrums.

"Well they're never gonna get me. Like a bullet through a flock of doves! To which, this war against your faiiith in meeeee. Your life will never be the same!" Usagi sings along to her favorite song. And the ride to school continues this way for about half an hour.

Once she gets to school, she realizes that she forgot her lunch. Again.

Oh, shit! I didn't eat any breakfast, and now I have no lunch! Errrrrr! She thinks.

But before she completely loses it, a low voice says her name.

"Yo! Usagi! How's it going?" the voice says.

Usagi spins around, and is greeted by a tall, dark haired, young man, with mischievous eyes, and a mocking, but easygoing face. It's Seiya, one of the best looking guys in the school, who just happens to be Usagi's partner in crime.

"Hey! You up for a dance party in Nunnan's office third period?" He asks. (AN: This is what the students do to piss the teachers off, and to have some fun.)

Usagi gives him a big grin, and says, "Oh course! You got the 'stuff'? Or did they confiscate it?"

"Nope. I got 'em." He replies.

"Good. See ya there third!" Usagi says and happily skips off to math.

But as soon as she enters the room, her good mood is shattered. The annoying, little, fucktard, Walter, meows at her as she enters the room (that's how he greats people).

She gives him a glare that could kill him if glares could.

He goes, "Eep!" and starts to apologize a million times. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I forgot! I'm sorry! I'm not supposed to meow at you!"

"Shut the fuck up. You meowing little freak!" She says through clenched teeth.

Walter immediately goes silent.

"Good. Now leave me alone." Usagi says.

The teacher, Mike, says, "Usagi, you can ask Walter to do that in a more... nice way."

Usagi gives him a look and says, "I'm not in the mood, Mike. Okay?"

"No. It is not okay. You have to be respectful and appropriate. And you know that."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever Mike." Usagi says.

She goes to a desk, sits down, and waits for Mike to tell her to do her work.

Mike walks over and says, "Usa. What should you have out on you desk right now?"

She looks at him with a playful smile on her desk and says, "I don't know Mike. What should I have on my desk right now?"

Mike walks over to a shelf, selects a folder and puts it on her desk. "That." he says, point at the black folder.

"Oh all right!" Usagi says, "If it makes you happy, Mike."

He sits down, and a few minutes later, a loud beeping noise comes from Usagi's watch.

Usagi groans, "This sucks!"

Mike looks up at her and says, "Usa. Language!"

Usagi smiles sweetly at Mike, "Oh, but the word 'suck' isn't a swear, it's an action." She informs him.

Mike blushes, and says, "Okay, so what's the problem?"

"Oh, nothing. I just need to go to the bathroom. I really need to go." Usagi says. "So can I go? Can I?"

"Yes, but you have to promise me that you're gonna come back..."

"Yeah, yeah, I know. No wandering and no, as you put it, 'jumping on the party train'." With that, Usagi runs to the bathroom.

Once she is sure no one else is there, she opens her communicator and yells at Luna.

"What the fuck do you want! I'm at school!"

"I know you're at school, but there is another Yoma at the park. You need to get over here right now!"

"No Luna! I can't leave again! If they find out, I'm gonna have to go to summer school!" Usagi whines.

"Innocent people could get hurt or even die. And you're sitting there, worrying about summer school?" Luna yells, "You have to get over here NOW! People are getting their energy sucked out of them!"

"Okay. But you're gonna have to give me at least 40 minutes. I don't have a car you know!" Usagi says.

Not waiting for an answer, she shuts off the communicator, and stomps off back to Mike's class, where she proceeds to get kicked out of class.

She then runs to find Seiya and tells him, "Sorry, I can't come to the party after all. I gotta go."

"You got guts, kid." Seiya says.

Usagi blushes, then runs out of the school. She ditches the security guards that are following her, and transforms into Sailor Moon. She runs to the park so fast that she's just a blur.

Once she gets to the park, she sees unconscious people everywhere. She gasps when she sees Luna fighting the Yoma and losing.

Author's Note: I know you didn't get to read about Usagi fighting the first Yoma but in the next chapter, she will fight the Yoma and you will be able to read about it. Sorry about the cliffhanger. I really don't like them. In fact, I hate them so much that I yell at people when they put them in their fanfics. But Sohmas4me made me do it. So, you can go and yell at her. I live for your reviews! I'd like to thank TropicalRemix and Sohmas4me for reviewing... It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside that someone is reading my fic. I will always give a shout out to whoever reviews. Bye! See you next week!