Author's note: Hi peoples. Sorry about the lateness. My wonderful scribe person, Sohmas4me, has been in trouble lately. Her father was very angry at her, and when he's angry, he's über scary. Hides behind desk Oooh, I hope he didn't hear that! Oh yeah, if you're reading this, please review, I feel so0o0o0o unloved. It's just not fair! When I read any fanfic, I ALWAYS review. But here, only two different people have reviewed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. I do own the first, second, and fifth season uncut though… I'm working on the other two…

Chapter two

Oh no! Usagi thinks, Not Luna!

Without thinking about the consequences, Usagi yells, "Yo, Yoma! Over here! Get the fuck away from my cat!"

The Yoma turns, sees Sailor Moon, gives a wicked grin, and starts chasing her around the park.

"Energy!" It rasps.

Suddenly, a red rose speeds out of the sky, and stabs the Yoma in the arm.

A tall man, with tuxedo, cape, and a white mask is standing on a nearby tree.

"Sailor Moon! You can do better than this! I know it!" He tells her, while thinking, Wow, those are some nice legs.

Sailor Moon, with hearts in her eyes, looks up at him, and says, "Oh yes, of course Tuxedo Mask!"

While this exchange is going on, the Yoma is standing off to the side, looking back and forth between Sailor Moon, and Tuxedo Mask, not sure what to do.

Sailor Moon looks back at the Yoma, smiles sweetly, and says, "Okay, I'll pay attention to you now! Moon Tiara Action!" And turns the Yoma into dust.

She turns around to see what Tuxedo Mask thinks of her victory, but is devastated to find that he has disappeared.

Then Sailor Moon remembers Luna. She runs over to where Luna is and picks her up.

"Are you okay? You sure that you're okay? Should I take you to the vet? Are you okay?" She frantically repeats over and over and over.

"Yes! I am okay! But you should have gotten here sooner!" Luna scolds.

"I'm sorry! I'm sooo sorry! If anything happened to you, I'd go insane!" Sailor Moon yells. (AN: Either she would go insane, or return to sanity, it depends on how you look at things.)

All around her, people are waking up.

"This is out cue to leave." Luna tells Sailor Moon, "You should go back to school now."

"WHAT? I have to go BACK? Right after you made me ESCAPE? I'm going to the arcade!" Sailor Moon informs Luna.

"You are not going to the arcade!" Luna tells Sailor Moon.

"Yes, I am! And I'm gonna detransform now." Sailor Moon says and runs behind a couple of bushes.

Usagi pops out of the bushes, and heads towards the arcade all the while singing, "Chocolate Milkshake! Chocolate Milkshake! All for me! Chocolate Milkshake!" (AN: This is a little shout out to Fruits Basket. SHIGURE ROCKS MY SOCKS!)

CRASH!

Without looking at the person she crashed into, Usagi stands up and starts to explain what happened.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you, you see, I was just turning a corner, and I wasn't paying attention." She calmly explains.

"Yeah, whatever, odango atama."

"Oh. It's you." Usagi says.

"What's that supposed to mean, odango atama?"

"It means that you are an EGOTISTICAL BASTARD! And another thing, DON'T CALL ME ODANGO ATAMA!"

"I'll call you whatever I want, it's a free country, odango atama."

"ERRRRR!" Usagi screams, stalks off to the arcade.

Mamoru calmly walks off in the same direction.

Usagi turns around, sees Mamoru, and screams, "Jerk-wad! What are you doing following me?"

"I'm not following you. We just both happen to be going in the same direction."

"Yeah, right, you nasty stalker!"

"As if anyone would want to stalk YOU."

By this time, they are already at the arcade.

Andrew sees them arguing out side, and comes out to greet them.

"Hey guys! How's it going?" He asks. "Usagi, did you skip school again?"

"No, no, no, no! I went! I swear I went! But then I left." She says.

"Same thing, Usa." Andrew tells her.

"Nope its called cutting school, not skipping." Usagi says.

"You shouldn't be doing either of them, odango atama." Mamoru points out.

"This is none of your business, ass-wipe!" Usagi screams.

Andrew glances around nervously, and stage whispers, "You guys, you cant fight today! There are little kids at the arcade today. No swearing, no fighting, verbally, or physically, and most of all, NO DEATH GLARES! First time I see any of this, you get a warning, second time, you're kicked out for the rest of the day."

"Andrew, he's the one who starts it. He's always calling me names!" Usagi wines.

"Oh, grow up!" Mamoru tells her.

"You're the one who needs to grow up! Calling girls names and all…"

"First warning, both of you!" Andrew says.

They grumble and walk inside.

"How about I treat you guys to a racing game?" Andrew says.

"Yay! I love racing games!" Usagi says.

"Sure, whatever." Mamoru says.

They sit down at the game, and pick out their cars. Mamoru picks a red Ferrari, and Usagi picks a pink Mustang convertible.

"On your mark! Get set! Go!" The game says.

About a minute into the game, Seiya pops his head right next to Usagi, and says, in a suggestive tone, "Hey! Usa! So… why'd you leave? The party was no fun without you. So I decided I'd leave too."

Usagi jumps, the car crashes, and she almost swears, but stops her self, last second.

"Seiya… you made me lose! And I was… not finished yet!" Usagi says.

"Either way, you would have lost." Mamoru points out.

Usagi chooses to ignore him. But Seiya, on the other hand…

"Dude! What's your problem? Don't be mean to m-… Usa." Seiya says, almost saying 'My Usa.'

"I'll treat odango however I want!" Mamoru says, not sure why Seiya pisses him off so much.

Seiya chooses to ignore this comment, and instead asks Usagi, "Want a milkshake? I'm buying!"

"Course!" Usagi tells him, trying not to be too obvious that she's madly in love with him. (AN: Or so she thinks…)

While they are sitting at the counter, happily chatting about all the crazy people in their school, Mamoru sits in a dark corner, drinking a coffee, brooding, and thinking Why do I have the erg to kick that guy's ass?

Author's Note: This was a very hard chapter to write, seeing that Sohmas4me was über hyper, and I wanted to kill her for being so fucking annoying. I also hate Seiya, but he's essential to the story…

Okay, here is a little addition to the author's note section… You get to hear what the characters think of my fanfic!

Mamoru: How dare you Sailormoonhannah! That scoundrel and my beautiful Usako!

Usagi: Why are you making me fight with my love!

Seiya: I really like this chapter! Please write more like this one, maybe Usa and I can visit all the bases… (Usagi screams, "PERVERT" and Mamoru warns Seiya, "Don't even think about it.")

Andrew: Sailormoonhannah, please keep them from fighting… I'm loosing all my customers.

Sailormoonhannah: Andrew, I feel your pain. Mamoru, sorry, but its part of the plot. Usagi, stop whining, it's gonna be all happy in the end. Seiya, one more hentai comment from you, and you're gonna be killed off in the next author's note!

All other Sailor Senshi: Hey, when is it our turn to come out and have some fun?

Sailormoonhannah: You'll get your turn, I promise. (In the background: 'World Shaking!') NO! DON'T KILL ME! AHHHHH!

I know I'm crazy, but please comment on my craziness. REVIEW!