Disclaimer: I do not own FMA I only own myself and the flaming cow
Flaming cow: My bologna has a first name
Ed: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyy
Winry: -throws boomerang wrench at everyone she sees-
Ed: whatever happened to the maze?
Winry: -eyes Ed evilly and smiles-
Ed: EEP! Save me!
Winry: -throws many boomerang wrenches at Ed-
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAH -faints-
Winry: -nudges Ed-
Ed:-wakes up- what day is it? -gets whacked-
Al: mm I love peanut butter. -smears peanut butter on his metal- yummy in my tummy
Flaming cow: BITCH WHY WONT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Everyone runs outside to see the flaming cow and Envy fighting a bird sits on Envy's hair and lays an egg
Flaming Cow: THAT WOMAN DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Envy: I'M A MAN DAMMIT
Ed: okay, calm down you two. If you don't want to be noticed by Winry
Both the cow and Envy shut up
Flaming Winry of Death: MUAHAHA! FEAR THE AWSOME POWER OF… MY WRENCHES OF DOOM!
All hide
Winry: Edo, Edo, come out come out wherever you are
Barry the chopper: I want to chop you!
Winry: -kills him with a wrench- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO come out come out wherever you are!
Ed: eep
Gluttony: you food. Me hungry
Winry :-eats Gluttony- ooh I don't feel so good -collapses-
Ed: -goes to see if she's alright- NOOOOOOOOOOO WINRY
Winry: -knocks him out with a wrench and flies away-
Ed: um…she flew away?
Author: yes and you'd better follow the script or Ill hit you with a wrench
Ed: um…eep?
Flaming Cow: My feet smell like your hair
Ed: eww
Thank you Assassin, yay Winry scares me.