Disclaimer: I do not own FMA I only own myself and the flaming cow

Kawaii kitten of fruit loops: THANK YOU

redraven012698: I will write more whenever I get sugarhigh

Ninja Rosette: yes I make Winry scary and thank you for the edtorture idea

Ed: -walks out of barbershop-

Flaming Cow: FWEEMOS ALA PLAYYA!

Ed: oooookay

Roy: you finally cut yout hair now you and your hair are both chibi

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORT LITTLE MOUSE WHO ISN'T EVEN TALL ENOUGH TO TOUCH THE TOP OF A SPECK OF DIRT YOU JERK!

Winry: -throws wrenches-

Author: okay Winry that's getting old

Winry: -whacks author on the face with guess what...a wrench-

Author: Owww

Winry: That's more like it

Flaming Cow: I'm here to spread the word! New CHIMERA FLAKES are out! They're more then goooooooooood! They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT

Al: MMMMM peanut butter

Author: is it just me or is everything being repeated again?

Lust: Gluttony! Gluttony!

Flaming Cow: my bologna's name is... OSCAR

Wrath: Must..not...jump...on...trampoline...

Quent: what am I doing here?

Greed: mmmm Vodka

Quent: GIMME -kills Greed and grabs his vodka- I'm such a drunk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vodka

Author: -backs away from Quent-

Black Hayate: -proffesional looking- This fanfic is retarded

All: we know

Ed: What is Quent doing here?

Flaming cow: I have a pet copying toilet

Winry: -knocks out the cow with...guess what...-

All: Thank you

Ed: Hey why doesn't the cow have to follow the script?

Author: Because she's Hindu -sticks out tongue-

Ed: damn gets angry and goes to sulk in a corner