Disclaimer: I do not own FMA I only own myself and the flaming cow
Kawaii kitten of fruit loops: THANK YOU
redraven012698: I will write more whenever I get sugarhigh
Ninja Rosette: yes I make Winry scary and thank you for the edtorture idea
Ed: -walks out of barbershop-
Flaming Cow: FWEEMOS ALA PLAYYA!
Ed: oooookay
Roy: you finally cut yout hair now you and your hair are both chibi
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORT LITTLE MOUSE WHO ISN'T EVEN TALL ENOUGH TO TOUCH THE TOP OF A SPECK OF DIRT YOU JERK!
Winry: -throws wrenches-
Author: okay Winry that's getting old
Winry: -whacks author on the face with guess what...a wrench-
Author: Owww
Winry: That's more like it
Flaming Cow: I'm here to spread the word! New CHIMERA FLAKES are out! They're more then goooooooooood! They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
Al: MMMMM peanut butter
Author: is it just me or is everything being repeated again?
Lust: Gluttony! Gluttony!
Flaming Cow: my bologna's name is... OSCAR
Wrath: Must..not...jump...on...trampoline...
Quent: what am I doing here?
Greed: mmmm Vodka
Quent: GIMME -kills Greed and grabs his vodka- I'm such a drunk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vodka
Author: -backs away from Quent-
Black Hayate: -proffesional looking- This fanfic is retarded
All: we know
Ed: What is Quent doing here?
Flaming cow: I have a pet copying toilet
Winry: -knocks out the cow with...guess what...-
All: Thank you
Ed: Hey why doesn't the cow have to follow the script?
Author: Because she's Hindu -sticks out tongue-
Ed: damn gets angry and goes to sulk in a corner
