Author's Notes: Sorry…I kind of…got sidetracked. George, the Gnome (who writes for me) ran away to Niwrem's house. Don't worry, though; my updates won't be this far apart again. I don't own any of the superheroes. Bwahahahaha!
Chapter 3A/N: Pointless random thing to think about:
Fasting is not eating. So, how can you have fast food? And how much will I have to eat before I starve to death?
-Dogbert
"Des-y?" Ger called, groggily. "Des-y?" he called, louder; his voice boomed. "DES-Y!" He was frantic now. He was also extremely confused; he was staring into the faces of Wonder Woman and Superman.
"Ger, what's wrong. I'm right here!" I exclaimed, rubbing my eyes before I opened them.
"Des-y?" he asked, almost in a whisper, but it sounded hopeful.
"Oh my—Ger?" I gasped, my voice sounded really…deep and masculine. "Beth?" I turned to face Wonder Woman, who was busy trying to cover her body—the skimpy costume was nowhere near enough clothing.
"Desiree?" (A/N: pronounced "Dez-er-ay") Wonder Woman gaped. "What the bloody hell happened!" She then added, "And why am I dressed like a slut!"
"What's a 'slupt'?" Ger—The Flash—asked.
"Someone like Kayl—" Wonder Woman, started to say, but I interrupted.
"Nothing," I snapped, and shot a glare towards Beth—Wonder Woman.
"Do you know," she laughed, in between fits of laughter, "how funny—it is—to see—Superwoman express actual emotion and thought process!"
"What are you—" I started to ask, but stopped when a red piece of fabric shielded my eyes, thanks to a large gust of wind.
"What the—" and, once again, I stopped in mid-sentence. I saw my reflection in Wonder Woman's shiny belt, but it wasn't my reflection; it was that of—Superwoman! I couldn't believe my eyes. Oh, it must be a dream. That's it. A dream. What else could it be? It is simply inconceivable to even think that I could have been transported into Superwoman's body. I was snapped out of my thoughts, though.
"What the bloody hell is going on?" Wonder Woman—Beth—asked me, frantically. How should I know? It's not like I frequently vacation here or something! I'm so confused. Maybe if I analyze the surroundings, I can determine our general location. Yeah, right, but it is worth a shot…I don't have any other options.
"So, what do we do n—" I asked, stopping suddenly. I could hear a distant whirring sound. I immediately recognized it. After all, I didn't spend years reading hundreds of comic books for nothing.
"What's that?" Beth cried, pointing to 2 small dots, moving rapidly towards us.
"Those," I stated calmly, "are members of the Justice League."
"Cool!" Ger breathed. "I'm going to go say 'hi'."
"No, you're not!" Beth retorted, before I had a chance to open my mouth.
"How are you going to stop me!" he was in mid-step, when Wonder Woman's Lasso wrapped around him and yanked him back to where we were standing.
"Did you see that?" Beth squealed. "I used the Lasso of Truth! Hey! I wonder if I can turn invisible! Oh-I bet I can! This is so neat!"
I started to reply, but she had already vanished. Superman and The Green Lantern replaced her presence almost instantly. "Um, hi…" I began nervously. I mean, what am I supposed to say? Suddenly, I was transported into the body of Superwoman with my little brother who is more trouble than anything, and Beth, the girl that likes to vanish. Wonderful. Brilliant. Just my luck.
"Hello, Superwoman, The Flash," Superman greeted me. "We were wondering where you had gone."
"What happened to Wonder Woman?" The Green Lantern asked.
"She…vanished," I supplied. "Um…yeah."
"Wonder Woman!" The Green Lantern shouted. "Show yourself!"
"I don't know how!" a very nervous voice said from my left. Leave it to Beth…she always jumps into things without thinking.
"Ha ha ha!" Superman laughed. "That's a good one! But, Wonder Woman, we really must be going. We have a meeting at Head Quarters in ten minutes."
"Oh. Ha ha! Okay…"
20 minutes later, we found ourselves in the HQ of The Justice League. I absorbed all of my surroundings and realized that it was all real. I was a member of The Justice League. Superman was blabbering on like he always did in the comic books. I always used to skip over the long talks about this stuff. It was never as entertaining as the showdown between the Bad Guys and the Justice League. Still talking…Ger started to make funny faces as Beth, not so subtly threatened him about getting them thrown out of The Justice League.
"So, does everyone understand the back-story?" Everyone nodded. "Good. We'll meet back here in 2 hours' time. Lex Luthor won't stand a chance!" Oh my god! I'm going to die!
Author's Notes: Yeah, really short, but at least you get something. Please review and I'll make the chapters longer and it will be a fast update.