Disclaimer: I do not own FMA I only own myself and the flaming cow

Ninja Rosette: No I fill my water with 7 packs of sugar before I update so i drink 7 packs of sugar

Blade Assassin: How abou both? ME CRAZY AND HYPER

Alphonse: I'm kinky in a can yes I am sam yes I am Kinky in a can lalala

Winry: STOP SINGING THAT STUPID SONG

Al: or you'll do what? your wrenches cant hurt me hahaha -keeps singing-

Winry: hmm you're right -leaves-

Ed: Hey Al! have you seen the she-demon?

Al: you mean Winry?

Ed: No duh

Al: I think she's sulking because I told her she can't hurt me with her wrenches.

Ed: phew

A shadow looms and Winry stands over it with a spiky hammer

Winry: -cackles evilly and chases after Ed and Al-

Ed: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!

Author: I let Winry have a spiky hammer

Ed and Al: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Winry: Eeeeeeeed come out flea

Ed WHO YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO SMALL THAT A DRAGONFLY WOULD MISTAKE HIM FOR A MOSQUITO

Winry: -raises hammer and chases him-

Ed: -Runs as fast as he can- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flaming Cow: Bubbles remind me of corn!

Wrath: -looks at her strangely- do you do anything but shout out strange things?

Flaming Cow: MY FEET HEAR THINGS

Quent: oh no I have no more vodka

Gluttony: -finds vodka-

Quent: MINE! -shoots Gluttony's tongue off, killing him somehow and takes vodka- I'm sooooooooooooooo drunk! -he butps then faints-

Quent seems to be killing off vodka wanting homunculi one by one huh