Disclaimer: I do not own FMA I only own myself and the flaming cow

Ninja Rosette: Is it a muffin or Ed torture?

Koros89: I update whenever I get sugarhigh so I will after I eat sugar. OOOh my stomach hurts. Of course you can use lines from chapter 1

Vlkodlas: YEP! Quent's an alchoholic so I wanted to make fun of him and poke him -poke poke-

Roy: AAAAHHHHHHH RUN ED

Ed: Why is Winry here? -Shudders-

Roy: SHE AND RIZA TEAMED UP AND ARE NOW ATTACKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES IN SIGHT!

Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Winry and Riza: -Dramatically walking over, salsa music starts playing-

Ed: why salsa music?

Author: Because the cow likes salsa music!

Roy: I AM GOO

Ed: ookay

Flaming Cow: FLUFFY SNAIL

Ed: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Riza: -shoots at Ed-

Ed: -backs up and bumps into Winry-

Winry: -evil grin- Hi Ed! -knocks Ed out-

Riza and Winry: WE CAPTURED THEM!

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Ed: I'll turn you into a fish

Winry and Riza: -giggle-

Quent: -is drunk- I ish shooo WASTED hey pshretty ladish

Riza: -shoots Quent-

Quent: ooh dansheroush ladith

Flaming Cow: I'm a cow can't you see?

All: yes we know you're a retarded cow

Ed: god this story is getting lame

Author: I guess I didn't have enough sugar

Wrath: Trampoline? -jumps on fainted Quent-

Lust: -poke-

Riza: -shoots Roy-

Barry: Where is your blood seal?

Lust:-poke-

Winry: I need some coffee

Lust: -poke-

Al: right here -points to a purebredseal-

Roy: eep

Lust: -poke-

Seal: ARF ARF

Lust: -poke-

Riza: -nods-

Gluttony: -poke-

Envy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm muffins

Quent: YOU'RE A WOLF!

Envy: Um... no I'm a gomunculus

Author: Gomunculus what's that?

Envy: ME

Gluttony: -pokes quent with a stick-

Quent: Well whatever you are I want to shoot you

Gluttony: -poke-

Envy: erm...Freak

Wrath: of course he's a freak but he's also my trampoline

Quent: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK WOLF? -kills Envy and Wrath-

Gluttony: -poke-

Quent: stop it

Gluttony: -poke-

Quent: I SAID STOP!

Gluttony: -Eats Quent-

Flaming Cow: Hagatell Millon SHARSSMF

Author: Kitty!

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Al: You call thata kitty?