Disclaimer: I only own The Flaming Cow of Death, not FMA

Winry the Alchemist: thanks for calling my work insanehere have a boomerang wrench.

Assassin: YAY ROY IS GOO SLOTH IS TOO

Koros89: you're right but what can we do.

FullmetalKenshin: whew long name. I am sorry, but I do not know South Park, I know that that poo you're talking about exists because I heard someone talk about it, I wasn't listening. I will add Kimbley though. He's kind of hard to make exaggerated because he is already exaggerated.

Winry: -sobs-

Flaaming Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME HINDU HINDU HINDU!-dances-

Ed: what's wrong Winry?

Winry: -maniacally gets a giant butcher knife out of her pocket-

Author: how exactly did that fit?

Ed: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP -gets chopped in half-

Barry: she's the new me!

Winry: -chops Barry the chopper-

Barry: How ironic

Gluttony: -poke-

Winry: -chops Gluttony-

Al: I'll keep my seal safe!

Winry: -finds Riza-Let's attack the poor guys and make them wish they were never born!

Riza: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GERM SO SMALL THAT HE CAN BE CRUSHED BY A MOLECULE

Riza: I haven't said my line yet

Ed: oh... I've wasted my life.

Al: HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WANT TO FEEL AGAIN!

Ed: O.O

Al: Not like that! My god you have a dirty mind.

seal inAl's stomach: ARF ARF

Ed: my god looks like a lightbulb

Al: um... Ed that was a lightbulb

Winry: -chops everything in her way. Finds Ed and Al. Evil grin-

Ed andAl: uh oh

Al's stomach: ARF

Winry: -chops them all-

Kimbley: HIYA!

Gluttony: -dies-

Kimbley: -blows up Gluttony and Ed and Greed-

Lust: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS GLUTTONY! HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM OF INDIGESTION

Quent: Hey! He ATE me!

Lust: YOU KILLED GLUTTONY! -impales Quent-

Quent: okay... How many times have I died now?

Winry: who cares? -chops Quent-

HAHAHAHAHA I AM A FREAK YES I AM SUCH A FREAK HAHAHA -blows up Wrath and Sloth-

Wrath: you are a freak what are you doing here?

Pride: PRIDE

Kimbley: I don't care! I BLOW YOU! -blows up Pride-

Winry: -chops Kimbley-

Gluttony: -poke-