What my mind comes up with after 7 sugar packets

by quit forever

BEWARE OF WINRY I'm not sure what other summary to use the title says it all rated for insanitymore in later chapters probably and some language it's torture for FMA characters particularly Ed by my flaming cow and Winry

7. Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I only own The Flaming Cow of Death, not FMA or IT'S Kissin' Winry Rockbell! or Quent

okay guys this is the last chapter thank you to all my loyal reviewers you will never be forgotten -dramatic fall-

Crazycreator33: If I eat 9 packs of sugar I get tired actually... thank you anyway

Vlkodlas: I never heard of a chain of restaurants with a sign like that... funny coincedance eh? lol

Winry the Alchemist: YAY YOU REVIEWED AGAIN! I am writing another story. YAY YOU'RE USING MY BOOMERANG WRENCH!

Claylover66: Nice name I love clay. thank you and no it's not over until this chapter. There was a hidden message in the name, 7 packs. 7 chapters.

All but Winry: pick up chainsaws

All but Winry: WE SHALL GET OUR REVENGE

with the help of all his friends and enemies Edward Elric becomes... THE FULLMETAL MOOSEKING TYPE THING...

FMMKTT: NO ONE TORMENTS US AND GETS AWAY NOT EVEN A GIRL!

Lust, Winry, Psiren, Flaming Cow, Riza,Dante, Sloth,Maria Ross, and about every other female character in FMA: -whack Ed with wrenches for the sexist comment-

Ed: oooooooooowwwwwwwww...

Winry and Ed: -fight but then end up kissing. Not long after, Winry knocks him out and chops him-

Flaming Cow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S Kissin' Winry Rockbell!

Winry: -reverting back to boomerang wrenches- DIE EVERYBODY!

Author: HEY EVERYONE CALM DOWN -gets hit by a boomerang wrench-

Kimbley: -giggles like a little girl-

Winry: ooookkkaayy -gets chopped by Wrath-

Winry:WHAT I DIED? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

Author: That's how the story goes

Winry: WHAT STORY!

Author: this one

Winry: THIS IS NOT A STORY YOU DAMN AUTHOR

Wrath: oooo-oooooooo-oo Winry said a bad woo-oord.

Winry: NO! -knocks out Wrath and Author-

Ed: Oh no Winry's back

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH -run-

Flaming cow: food?

Gluttony: food good

Flaming Cow: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ahem- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Food

Gluttony: I love

Flaming Cow: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Gluttony: -hugs cow-

Flaming Cow: -kisses Gluttony-

Author: This wasn't meant to be GluttonyXOC!

Gluttony and cow: We're tired of this! Where's the love?

Author: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayy I think we'll leave it at that.

-curtains close-

Riza: HEY GUYS SORRY I'M LATE... oops is it over?