Disclaimer: "Okay so I realized that I wasn't fooling anyone with my foolish disclaimers. I see how childish they are now. Perhaps I shall give credit to the true author, Brandybuckbeak." –J.K. Rowling, press conference yesterday. It has yet to be released but you will all see in the end that I truly do own this blasted series! (Insert maniacal laugh here)

(A/N:) Woohoo! Uh-huh! Swwwiiiiinnggg! I have 71 reviews, this is like oober-fantastic. Yes I did say oober! This is how excited I am. Have I told you lately that I love you. But I will thank you all in the only way I know how, big wet mushy kisses! Hooray for neon lipstick! No but seriously you all are great, fantabulous! I'll thank you, oh SO much!

AngelSerpent91: I am enthralled by your friends, a crack scam? Do tell. Perhaps you should write a fanfiction. I am happy to hear that you have a life on sale, because I most definitely do need one. You see, I'm here on a Saturday night, writing fanfiction? I'm 15 years old god dammit! Excuse me for my language! I'll be moving on now!

Slyswn28: I do believe you are quite correct in assuming that this will be entertaining. I do hope so or else my life is over! ::sobs in the corner::

deep blue quill: Do not worry I do love the fact that your reviews sound overly British, I enjoy them much more. I guess you may be forgiven that you hadn't immediately taken note of my absolute beauty. But as long as you have finally bowed down to the match of her Majesty's swan, I may take your apology into consideration. You may be strange but I like that, and the fact that you love me.. Gosh, I didn't know how to tell you either. I think I love you too. I may be "eager" but, why not, let's get hitched! (Okay so now I think I have scared you as well, I apologize. But my offer stands.)

Cold-eyes-for-you: Larissa, is it. Now I know your name, let's be best friends. (How strange I just proposed in the last review, now this) I do love the fact that you find my comments funny, I do try SO HARD! I'm glad you consider this long because most don't, what can I say! I'm into to those apothegms not those long winded jokes. I am very glad that you enjoy the four boys fighting over Hermione because there will be more! Hooray for updates!

Hops: I'm glad you reviewed twice! I am most definitely not being sarcastic, more reviews for me! I assure you that Draco and Harry will not develop a friendship, at least not for now. I haven't planned this fic, what's the need. Winging it has worked!

Oooo: I will update, or I am updating would be the more correct statement. But I hope your opinion does not change because fantastic is quite the compliment.

Ilovetom88: I am glad myself it seems that I got more reviews as a result. Yes I cannot wait for that boy to go down either (ignore all hormonal implications to that statement, and if you before reading this parenthesis smirked just a tad I am grieved to tell you that could rival the hormonal boys within this story) Just a tad bit of information for you, excuse me while I ramble on...

X g r e e n - e y e s X: You are reviewing! Yeah! I am glad you understand the hilarity of hormones and look forward to your CONTINUOUS reviews. Did you, by any chance, catch any commands in the previous sentences. ::whistles innocently::

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A Story Of The Year: I am very glad that you have recognized my potential as a gorgeous writer and have proposed to me. Unfortunately I already proposed to another reviewer earlier, until polygamy becomes legal we will have to partake in courtly love, my friend. ::Tears sloshing, It was a romantic proposal afterall.:: (Play along with me here, you did propose didn't you?!?")

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hpfan08: Actually I haven't been flamed yet, keep thy finger crossed. Yes they are out of character, but after all I do now own Harry Potter so aren't HER characters OOC?? I will work on my grammar for you my loyal fan...BETTER BE LOYAL!

Sxcting: Are you sure I'm not desperate, I do believe I am! Its only okay when I say it so don't get any ideas! I think we all do enjoy our share of reviews, we do, we do!

Goldilocks31890: No your story is not funny, but that's not supposed to be mean. Its supposed to be serious, silly people reading this that believe I don't like you. I do enjoy your story! It is currently on my favorites list! And I have a lovely surprise for you at the end, don't peak! Really don't peak!

Senya Lady of the Serpents: Yes it is quite ironic that you posted on the first chappie. I almost forgot to put you on the review responses. I'm glad you like it and continue to review, on whichever chapter you like!

Now on to the Meat of the Story, sorry to all of you vegetarians for the blatant carnivorous reference. Blame it on lack of food!

Through the Eyes of a Dragon

Chapter Seven:

WADMAC: Revenge is Sweeter than Cherry Lollipops

Harry and Ron sat nervously at the Gryffindor table, anxiously awaiting the arrival of their female, as they have finally come upon, best friend.

Very few words were spoken between the two boys as their gazes constantly averted to the large oak doors that allowed entrance to the Great Hall. Few would notice that this would be one of the first times that a Weasley, of any generation, neglected a meal. An excellent one at that.

Harry's eyes were transfixed upon the Staff table, awaiting anyone of the teachers to pop up and read him his rights. He was sure they were caught. His eyes moved along the Four House tables until they reached another pair of eyes.

Draco Malfoy kept up the staring contest with Harry Potter, until he realized they were calling attention to themselves.

"Potter looks nervous. The wanker is going to give us up. Why did we collaborate with him in the first place?" Draco whispered to the raven haired boy beside him.

"I was wondering the same thing, it doesn't even make sense. I'm not quite sure it made sense then either." Blaise whispered back with a perplexed look upon his handsome face.

They were interrupted from their thoughts by the large wooden doors swinging open. In stepped a beautiful brunette.

"Granger." The Slytherins mumbled in unison, taking no note of each other. After Hermione had made her entrance and the music stopped, and everyone was able to move again (A/N: Think 'Not Another Teen Movie'") she made her way to the table draped in scarlet and gold.

"Hello Harry, Hello Ron!" Hermione exclaimed pleasantly. She sat down on the bench facing th wall and proceeded to butter her roll.

Satisfied that they were on pleasant terms, the two emaciated boys took to shoveling food down their throats. (A/N: I just got a mental image of a vacuum, go with that!)

"We're going out to the pitch, 'mione!" Ron said after he had thankfully cleared his mouth of half-masticated food parcels. His voice was bright and cheery, reflecting the beautiful Saturday morning.

"Care to join us?" Harry asked hopefully, those fabulous emerald eyes of his sparkling with hope. Hermione shook her head and mumbled something about homework and a library. Both boys nodded and with slightly dampened spirits, made their way to the lush grounds of Hogwarts.

Hermione smirked slightly with an uncanny resemblance to another in the hall currently. "So simple, so easy." she mumbled.

Hermione was not a simple girl, she prided herself on knowledge. To let the weird events the past few days proffered would not be in her character. She made the many connections that had seemed just mere coincidences days before quickly. She decided to do something about it, who wouldn't have?

She nodded her head to a few choice occupants within the large Hall and slowly made her ascent up the many twists and turns of the ever changing stairs towards Gryffindor Tower, on the Seventh Floor.

When she arrived she was pleased to see a large group assemble by the Gryffindor hearth. Several had taken seats upon the many cushy couches the Gryffindor Common Room so kindly offered. Hermione made some gestures to the group that any of the boys remaining merely deciphered as 'crazy senile lady speak' (a/n: I have found it works quite well thank you oh so very much!)

The girls however just trudged their way up to the Seventh Year dorm. Hermione waited around for awhile ushering stragglers to the small room at the top of the spiral staircase. When she was satisfied with the number, she too climbed the paved stairway.

When she approached the door she heard a ton of giggling and loud whispers from the many girls. Hermione took a deep breath and steeped through the threshold that was her home. Her presence did little to quiet the loud gossip that now rang in her ears.

She tried clearing her throat, reminiscent to that of a former headmistress, but to no avail.

She yelled, but it brought similar results.

She whistled loudly but the girls just looked at her and started a fresh wave of gossip about 'Hermione Granger and her new bout of schizophrenia.'

Hermione rolled her eyes as a young girl moved towards and told her of the latest dish. The girl than moved back, eyes wide with terror, when she soon realized she had told the object of the hot gossip.

Hermione just alleviated the girl with a nod of her head. The girl immediately quieted down and waited for Hermione to lash out on her. Afterall, she had just heard of Hermione's multiple personalities.

One second she's good old Hermione, who will help you with your homework or anything school related. The next she can become extremely violent and has been known to break out a whip on certain people who got on her nerves. Thirdly, Hermione would become a sexy temptress (explaining why the boys were dropping for her like flies). This side of Hermione was also known to break out a whip. (A/n: I had too!)

Ah, the simple beauty of gossip. Within thirty seconds, Hermione was a walking talking Freak Show! (And according to some, had quite the tendency to break out in random obscenities.)

"Shut up!" She screamed, proving the case of those who had passed the previous rumor on. Those girls looked around smugly.

Nevertheless, the group quieted down. (Probably waiting for Hermione to switch personalities, but were quiet all the same.

"You all probably are not fully aware of why you are here. I'll be happy to clarify this for you. You see–" Hermione began but was interrupted by a rather intruding voice.

"I thought you said Draco Malfoy was going to be here!" A couple of jeers accompanied this comment. But Hermione just looked confused.

"No! No! You silly girl, I said we would be speaking OF Draco Malfoy, you see–" Hermione tried again but was once again interrupted by the girl with the high pitched voice.

"Oh, in that case, he may not be here but I do enjoy speaking of him. He is so incredibly hot!" Murmurs of agreement accompanied this statement.

"No! The reason we are here is to speak of the bad things he has done. He wore an invisibility cloak and snuck into the girl's locker room!" She screamed over the excited whispering.

All in the room went quiet.

"He had accomplices as well! Harry and Ron! Perhaps, Zabini!"

Rude remarks echoed throughout the rooms.

"So this is why I instituted this first meeting of WADMAC. This is not like S.P.E.W!" Hermione added hastily as she heard mumblings.

"What's WADMAC?" A short girl asked, she had been the one who had told Hermione of the rumor about herself.

"Woman Against Draco Malfoy And Company."

(A/N:) Yes I so totally updated. So you should totally review, I promise each review will be treated kindly and fed well!

I also have an announcement. Due to some insane reviewers, not for my story of course, I am here to tell you about a fic that has promise. But is not getting the credit it deserves. I would ask you all to check out Goldilocks31890's story. Too descriptive my behind!

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