Blackie: So sue me -sigh- I didn't work on Yang Yin Chaos, but I'm currently stuck on that
Kai: . -smacks-
Blackie: Ow! Okay okay, but I am almost done with One Night Stand Forever, but I'm currently on writer's block on the last part.
Rei: . -smacks-
Blackie: ooooow But I will say this, I do have a current plot that Might work as long as I don't distract myself too much.
Both: -about to smack her again-
Blackie: Okay okay! I don't own Beyblade but this fic is a yaoi! So if you don't like it don't read it!
Both: -put their hands down-
Blackie: Phew x.x
Both: -bonk her in the head with inflatable hammers-
Blackie: -anime tears- meanie heads
Introduction----
Okay, let's face it, when you're a demon, a lot of higher superiours are always at your tail, especially if your name is Kai Hiwatari. Well Kai gets one chance to clear off his list of being bugged if he did one small thing: Be a gaurdian for a human on earth? Simple? Easier said than done as they always say!
Kai has to watch a cute naiive little Max Mizuhara, who has a humngo crush on the popular guy in school, Rei Kon. After a while of getting to know Max, will Kai do more than just clear his name from the criminal charts? Possibly find himself in a love struck atmosphere? I present to you: Guardian Demon
Dedications
To my lovely koi-chan, Kara, since she loves pairings like this and because I love her n.n Plus this will be her early birthday present
To my sistas, Ja-Ja, Kuu and Sa since they've been ever so helpful with my fics and has been a great support during my yaoi writing carrer.
To my best buddehs, Taryn, Starkiss, Freed Kyes and Chibi Drigger who have been very supportive during my yaoi writings.
And to everyone that knows me for being supportive, again, to my yaoi writing years, supportive despite my writer's block and supportive after my father's death.
I'm starting to sound like a person getting a grammy -sweatdrop- let's get on with it.
"He's going to be late again."
"Well, do you want to wake him up? He sleeps like a complete log."
"A log with horns, demon wings and blue hair."
"True. But you'll have to wake him up, Tala, because I have other things to do."
"Well ex-cuse me."
"Don't give me that, he's going to be late for his trial and it's going to be our fault."
"I didn't mean to, Bryan, so what should we do?"
"...I have an idea."
"What?"
"You got ten bucks?"
"I got twenty..."
"Okay, twenty bucks says Kai is guilty on his charges."
"Oh, I say not guilty."
"Why's that?"
"If he's guilty and goes to one level lower in hell, I won't be able to molest him!"
"...Horny bastard."
"You got that right."
"...Just wake him up already."
"Alright, alright."
(Yes I decided to add Tala and Bry into this facade, why? Because I can. So sue me . )----
"Hey Kai-Kai, wake up!"
What the hell is he so cheery about? There's something different about today and I don't like it. Could be I'm not being woken up by a certain redhead's wandering hands... and tongue...
"Hey, I said wake up!"
That was a bit annoyed there, but he always gets annoyed, plus he bugs me everyday with copping a feel every five minutes. So why should I listen to him when I can still sleep?
"Go 'way..."
"Hey, you need to get up." I felt the blankets being yanked off me, but I didn't care, so I turned over to tune out Tala's voice a little...
...I don't think it worked.
"I know you're awake, you just don't want to" Tala whined, shaking me, "Kai, wake up already!"
"No, God said patience is a virtue. So I'm working on that by sleeping so be patient." I heard the groaning of the mattress from the extra stress caused by Tala who decided it was a good idea to straddle me. I could feel my right eye twitch, but continued to ignore him – which is hard when said person is basically sitting on your ass. I know he's getting ideas from this, but he'll get an idea from my fist in a couple seconds if he doesn't get off me right now. He better have one good reason why he wants me to get up at 12 in the afternoon – and if it involves cross-dressing again, I'm killing him. (-sweatdrop- You do notice I'm making Kai a slacker, but there's reasons for that, he's a demon for crying out loud, he's sexy yaoi man either way!)
"You're a demon, damn it! Now wake up or else you're going to be late for that damn trial!"
... (all hail the mighty dots)
...Oh shit.
I opened my eyes and glared at him, shoving him off, "You dumbass! Why didn't you wake me up sooner?"
"I tried."
"Oh, fuck that." I scowled, grabbing my shirt and scarf before trying to exit the room, but I got caught up in a certain redhead's arms. "Damn it, Tala, get off me right now!"
"Why fuck that when I can fuck you?" Tala purred, his breath brushing against the back of my neck – one of my weak spots. I repressed the purr that was dying to slip from my lips and grabbed the nearest thing, which was a thick book and smacked him across the head, muttering 'pervert' before storming off, struggling to get my shirt on as I went.
That horn town bicycle (1), how many times does he have to try to get in my pants? Is it too much to ask him not to get on my case every single fucking time he sets his eyes on me like a hawk on its prey? I'd like just one week – no, that's asking too much – just one day for him not to try to throw me on a bed and ravish me wholly. What do I look like? The downtown whore? (A very nice and expensive looking whore. -Gets glares from Kai- Hey! I'm complimenting you!)
I immediately get into the trial room, noticing that I barged in at the wrong time since I felt all eyes on me, except the judge who was filing her nails with a bear claw(Note the sarcasm when I write, okay?) ...where the hell did she get that?
"You do notice you're an hour late for your trial, right?" She asked, not even looking up. I winced, but tried to keep it unnoticeable. It would do no good for people to find out I have my weak points. I hated her voice, though. It's like a thousand plus pigeons crashing into a chalk board, beak first. Too high pitched, and no matter who you are, you have to sit and stare at the wreckage it caused. But she had her better qualities, though. She is the woman on every lesbian's minds, maybe a couple straight guys as well, but that's because they haven't gotten any in two years. I have to admit she's good looking, but... a bit too pink for my tastes (Take a wild guess who --U)
"Well, if you get on time for your trial, you would've explained why you graffiti Satan's hallways." She muttered, shaking her head in disappointment. Oh, so that's the reason I'm in trial. I guess he didn't like the pretty drawing of him with a dildo up his ass, now did he? I'd say it was one of my better works. Guess he can't appreciate good art.
"But isn't this hell already? Aren't we supposed to do bad things here?" I asked innocently, as I was already scheming my next prank.
"I think you got a bit carried away there, Kai." She said, snapping her fingers and a book appeared in front of me, flipping pages and stopping at the middle of the book, "Read passage 144232."
I stared at it, and... then I stared some more... and once more I took the time to stare... and then I looked at her. "What is there to read? It's a porn book. Yaoi, in fact."
She paused, taking a glance at the book to make sure I was telling the truth, and then laughed uneasily at the superiors that were glaring at her before switching the books with a couple claps from her hands. I rolled my eyes then read the passage, "Passage 144232 states that all who are sent here to Hell are supposed to obey Satan's worship and always abide by the rules? ...What the hell Mariah?"
"Don't 'what the hell' me, Kai."
"But it's a dumb rule!"
"I didn't write it, so it's not my fault. Besides, it's already been decided of what your punishment is." She said smugly, as I could see the glee in her eye for having to sentence me to this punishment of mine.
"What! But I wasn't even in the trial room!" I growled out, my wings snapping out menacingly, while I felt the fire around me surge in obedience.
"That's what you get for being late." Mariah said, not in the least bit affected by my temper and tossed me a red envelope, "That's your punishment written up by the jury superiors."
I scowled, calming down slightly. The old geezers were probably told to give the worst punishment ever by my grandfather since he's one of those superiors. Superiors my ass, they can all go to hell... oh wait, they're already in hell, damn.
"Come back to the main office around 6, and don't be late." Mariah said, then slamming her little hammer (You know what I'm talking about, he's just being sarcastic) on the platform, "Recess."
End Chapter One---
Thanks to Kuu she gave it a little bit more pizzaz here and there, and it's pretty the way it is now, so I'm not going to change it Thanks Kuu.
Oh about the horn town bicycle thing? It's the same thing as the normal bicycle people consider, except with horns..hehe, get it?...ah, forget it. That was a really corny joke there .
So anyway, I hope you enjoyed this first chapter, I'm working on the second one right now. But I'll type it up faster if you send me some pretteh reviews, got it? -nudges reviewers-
Ohhh and Yang Yin Chaos, if anyone...hey, I mean A-N-Y-O-N-E...ANYONE, has an idea for that, and that it can be considerably good for me to continue a couple more chapters, it would be greatly appriciated, hell, I'll even put up a nice Rei/Kai lemon (On of course, already hates me for putting two script fics in here) in ONSF if people cooperate . I'm almost done with the third chapter of One Night Stand Forever, I'm just slacking off -sweatdrop- but I'll get to it...eventually.
Alright enough of my blabbering, click on the pretty button riiiiiiiight
V there . Now...before I send Kai at you to graffiti your house.