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Hi! I still feel guilty about my Being Syndrome version one, sorry about that...
This is Mr. Krop's
oneshot, hope you like it!
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Being Bernie
That stupid idiot! Crazy lunatic! #$&! Now, now, Bernie, let's put that into SOPHISTICATED, G rated terms...
My Private Report on That Stupid Idio-I mean, Dashiell Robert Parr
Dash is a splendid boy, and an absolute DEE-light to teach! It is absolutely marvelous to see such a wonderful young boy grow. I sincerely hope to have him in my class next year. HE WISHES!
Dash is an arrogant, stupid, straight F student who thinks he's all that. He's crazy, mentally insane, and an arrogant snob! He puts thumbtacks on my stool! So I haven't seen him, SO WHAT! I know it's him! You can see it on his smug little face I don't care if the principal is too stupid to figure it out! Seriously! No thumbtack on stool. Boy moves. Thumbtack on stool. Coincidence? I think NOT! (Stares intently at the little bowl of goldfish on his desk.) And don't Bernie me! He's guilty I say, guilty, guilty, guilty...
(Gets up and starts shaking the chair.)
Principal: (sticks head in) Er, is everything all right here?
Oops.
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So...was it okay? Ya, I know it was pretty short. Sorry. I just wanted to know something thought...Which one is your favorite so far? Which one do you want me to do next?
Plz say in your review!
Thnx!
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