I still don't own DBZ or Coach Z of (Check it out though- Awesome site). All I own is this little shiny penny! (Penny falls into sewer drain that pops out of nowhere) No! My precious!

Vegeta: Ha Ha! You're broke!

Meleeman777: Goku, get him!

Goku: Yes, sir (pauses) Um…My fee?

Meleeman777: Oh yeah. (Hands him an egg roll covered in cheese) Here.

Goku: Okay! (Starts to eat it, but stops as Meleeman777 glares at him) Oh right!

(Punches Vegeta, who tries to sneak away.)

Goku: Cheesy goodness!

Meleeman777: We better start the story now.

Vegeta: ……

Goku: Ficcy goodness!

Meleeman777(raises an eyebrow): Yeah…what he said.

"We announce with great distress that everyone's favorite rodent-related program, 'Peanut the Hampster and his Happy Friends Eat Nuts,' has been cancelled and in it's place we present to you 'The Adventures of The Great Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy!'" was heard on the t.v. at Goku's house.

"What? How dare they cancel my pal Peanut's show! That was a classic!" Goku yelled at the t.v. set.

"Goku! What are you yelling about?" Chi-Chi said, covering her ears. Then she perked up and called Goten down.

"Goten! Your brother's show is on! Come down!" She shouted. It was Goku's turn to cover his ears.

"Coming!" Goten yelled, as he unceremoniously plopped on his father's lap.

"Gohan's show? What about Peanut?" Goku pouted.

"Quiet!" Chi-Chi said. "It's starting."

"Humpf!" Goku said, crossing his arms.

Meanwhile, at the studio.

"I'm not coming out in this ridiculous outfit!" Vegeta said. "There is nothing on the entire planet that can make me."

Vegeta sat in his dressing room, still in his trademark blue spandex with his arms crossed across his chest. Gohan and Krillin stood outside his door, both pacing.

"Great! Now he won't come out." Gohan said. "What are we going do, Krillin?"

"Don't worry about a thing." Krillin said. "I have an idea. Just stay behind the door."

Krillin left and came back with a large supreme pizza with extra-extra cheese and egg roll sauce. Gohan looked at him like he was certifiably insane, but did as Krillin said. Sure enough, after Krillin put the pizza down, Vegeta poked his head out.

"What? Where did this pizza come from? Well, it's mine now! Muhahahha." He said.

Just then, Gohan jumped him and Krillin grabbed the Royal Monkey Boy outfit. A ruckus was heard and once the dust settled Vegeta was covered in cheese and egg roll sauce, but more importantly he was wearing the suit.

The suit consisted of fuzzy monkey paw slippers, a red leotard with a blue RMB across the front, black tights, ear muffs decorated in a fashion that made them look like monkey ears, a fake monkey tail and a blue cape. Vegeta wore a matching scowl that would scare a mountain lion.

"Come on, Vegeta." Gohan said. "It's not that… pbthhahhaha!"

Gohan never finished his sentence. He and Krillin were too busy rolling on the ground and laughing their asses orf (A/N When did Coach Z come into this story? Geesh…). Then, they saw Vegeta's face and stopped.

"Humpf! Look who's talking- Nerd ranger and Dr. Cueball," Vegeta retorted, with a smug smirk on his face.

"Dr. Cueball? Hey Gohan, that could be my villian's name!" Krillin said.

"Yeah it could! Let's do the show!" Gohan said, morphing into The Great Saiyaman and doing a stupid pose.

Krillin, attired in a black pin-striped suit, tin-foil-covered shoes, and a spiffy monocle (A/N: Just like Mr. Peanut! Goku: Peanut's cancelled! Me: Get over it!), followed suit. Vegeta eventually followed as well, grumbling about people who just didn't know how to be properly insulted.

On with the show…

Announcer: Somewhere in Empire City, evil lurks in the shadows…er, in some random abandoned warehouse!

Dr. Cueball aka Krillin: Muhahahahaha! The people of Empire City will cower in fear when they discover my plans to turn all of the city's milk into … cheeeseee.

Goku at his house: Mmm…Cheese. This show's not so bad!

Chi-Chi: …

A loud thud is heard, and low and behold it's the Great Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy!

Saiyaman aka Gohan: Dr. Cueball, your reign of terror on the dairy products of the world is over, for Royal Monkey Boy and I shall defeat you!

Royal Monkey Boy aka Vegeta: (without emotion) Great Jumping Llamas, Saiyaman! This guy looks tough! How shall we ever beat him! (Mumbled: Please kill me now)

Dr. Cueball: I'll be glad to grant your request, Royal Monkey Boy. I hope you like the afterlife!insert maniacal laughter here Behold my dairy fury!

Just then Dr. Cueball produced a giant egg from his pants and threw it with all his might at the furry-tailed do-gooder.

Saiyaman: I'll save you, Royal Monkey Boy. Justice kick!

Saiyaman kicks the egg, which then explodes, activating the Cheesinator.

Dr. Cueball: Yes! My evil plan has come to fruition.

Royal Monkey Boy: (flatly) Not on my watch!

Royal Monkey Boy dives under the Cheesinator and dropkicks it at Dr. Cueball.

Dr. Cueball: No! My plans have been thwarted! I'll get you Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy. Someday!

With that, Dr. Cueball escaped threw a window on his magic pogo stick.

Announcer: The day has been saved thanks to The Great Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy! And now for the lessons of the day.

Saiyaman: Remember kids never fight unless it cannot be avoided. Now Royal Monkey Boy, what important lesson do you have for the kids?

Royal Monkey Boy: Never sign a contract without reading the fine print. (punches Saiyaman) (sarcastically) I guess this fight couldn't be avoided!

Saiyaman: I guess you're right, Royal Monkey Boy. (kicks Vegeta in the stomach)

The camera fades out as Vegeta and Gohan continue to beat the crap out of each other in the background.

Goku: That was the greatest show ever! (starts to cry tears of happiness)

Chi-Chi: Some lessons! Gohan should know better. Kids are watching!

Goten: Mom, can I be on the next show?

Chi-Chi: No!

At the Kame House…

Master Roshi (very drunk): Hey! Where's my aerobics?

18: Magic pogo stick?

Marron: Yay! Daddy was on t.v.!

Turtle: I miss Peanut…(

At Capsule Corp…

Piccolo: That was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

Dende: Oh God.

Bulma: (too hysterical to speak)

Trunks (sarcastically): Oh boy, I can't wait to train with him tomorrow!

So that's the first episode of "The Adventures of the Great Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy." Tell me what you think- read and review! And if any of you have spare change, please mail it to me! As you know, my penny is now in the next dimension.

Vegeta: Damn Funimation! It's Hell!

Meleeman777 and Goku: But, Vegeta, that's only where all the BAD pennies go!

Vegeta: You people are hopeless!

(Feather drops through air)

Vegeta: So you ran out of anvils, did you?

(Feather turns into anvil and crushes him)

Meleeman777: Nope!

Goku: Fooled ya!