Meleeman777: Okay, now can we do this like adults?
Goku: Yep!
Vegeta:…
Meleeman777: Vegeta?
Vegeta: (crosses arms) Fine.
Meleeman777: No rock, paper, scissors?
Vegeta: I said fine. Get a damn hearing aid!
Meleeman777: I'm going to ignore that.
Goku: (poking Meleeman777 on the shoulder) Hey, where's the note card?
Meleeman777: Don't tell me you need that. That was just a prop!
Goku: Yes, of course it was a prop! (puts hand behind neck and laughs nervously) But seriously about the note card…
Vegeta: Like father, like son.
Goku: You want to take me on?
Vegeta: Any day, Kakarot.
Meleeman777: That's it! (pulls out cell phone) Hello? Bulma, is Trunks there?
Vegeta and Goku look over. Goku snatches the phone.
Goku: Not this time!
Meleeman777: Hey! Give it back!
Vegeta: Over here, Kakarot.
Goku: Sure thing!
Goku and Vegeta run around tossing the cell phone back and forth, while Meleeman777 chases them.
Goku: Meleeman777 doesn't own Dragonball Z or any of its characters or any references made to Homestar Runner or the Power Rangers.
Vegeta: Meleeman777 doesn't even own this phone! Not anymore, anyway!
Meleeman777: You leave me no choice.
Meleeman777 pulls rope that pops out of nowhere. Nothing happens, except a parachute drops with a note that says "No more anvils, huh?" Vegeta crosses his chest, smirking, while Goku is giving a victory sign.
Meleeman777: NO! That's what you think (evil grin) Make my monster grow!
Gigantic Akira Toriyama appears with a giant pencil.
Toriyama: My editor says you guys need to be redesigned. (Both saiyans back away) Come back it'll only hurt a little…okay, a lot.
Toriyama chases them, cursing himself for making them so powerful and fast. Meleeman777 gets lawn chair and lemonade, as before.
Meleeman777: This never gets old! Now on with the chapter.
Back to the show…
"Ready, Goten?" Trunks asked.
"Let's do it!" Goten replied.
The boys, or more accurately Pokerman, stepped out of the dressing room. 'Phew, the coast is clear.' Trunks thought. 'Ah, crap.'
"Ah, there you are!" Gohan said. "The show's about to start."
He looked at "George" strangely.
"Didn't you have a moustache?" Gohan asked.
"I, uh, shaved it. It was too, um, itchy." Trunks said.
"Yeah, sure..." Gohan said, with raised eyebrows. "Anyway, let's join Vegeta and Krillin."
In the audience…
Goku yelled, "It's about to start!"
"Calm down, Goku!" Bulma said, covering her ears. "You're louder than the kids in the audience."
Richard interjected, "People, the show is starting."
Chi-Chi said, "Correction- this guy is louder than the kids in the audience."
On with the live show:
Announcer: It was a sunny day in Empire City. That was until something horrible happened. The ruthless Dr. Cueball and his henchman Pokerman had appeared in a neighborhood fitness center with a massive magnet!
Dr. Cueball: Muahahahahaha! No one will be able to escape my magnetic fury!
Trunks and Goten aka Pokerman: Ha ha, with this giant magnet we will steal all the exercise equipment in the world and no one will ever be able to exercise again!
Dr. Cueball: No one will be strong enough to stop us,- not even the Great Saiyaman!
Saiyaman: Did someone say my name? Your plan is foiled, Dr. Cueball. Royal Monkey Boy and I will stop you!
Royal Monkey Boy: (sarcastic voice) Leaping lizards, Saiyaman. We must thwart their evil ambitions and reform them- with brute force of course!
Saiyaman: Of course…Prepare to feel my homogenized wrath! (grabs a bottle of milk from his utility belt) I feel stronger already! Here Royal Monkey Boy- have some.
Royal Monkey Boy: Oh boy! (drinks milk) I can feel the strength coursing through my veins. I will destroy you both!
Saiyaman: I think Royal Monkey Boy forgot to take a chill pill today. (mumbled: Stick to the script!) But we shall destroy your plan.
Dr Cueball: No! Milk builds strong bones! Why don't I read cereal boxes!
Pokerman: Who cares about cereal? It's time to steal the exercise equipment, Dr. Screwball…er, Cueball. No one shall ever exercise with this equipment again.
Gohan: (thinks) Damn it! Why can't anyone stick to the script?
Richard Simmons had heard enough of this and decided to take matters into his own hands. He walked up to the stage.
Gohan: (thinks) Now what!
Richard Simmons: Don't you people know? You don't those fancy-pants exercise machines to be fit. You just need to drink lots of milk and move!
Vegeta and company stared at him as if he was insane and with their mouths open. And to Gohan's dismay, it got worse.
Goku: (now on stage) He's right! Eat a balanced diet and exercise your body without machines! They're bad and will destroy the future!
Simmons: C'mon people, get on your feet! I want to see you sweat!
Saiyaman: (smacks forehead) I give up! (starts copying Richards Simmons and his father)
Dr. Cueball: Oh well. It beats being a pizza guy! I feel the burn!
Royal Monkey Boy: You're going to feel the pain if you don't shut up.
Dr. Cueball: …
Goku: C'mon Vegeta! It's fun! Everybody's doing it!
Royal Monkey Boy: (looks at the audience, including Bulma, who have inexplicably copied Richard Simmons) You're all insane!
Simmons: (puts his hand on Vegeta's shoulder) Someone's not moving! Oh I just love your leotard!
Royal Monkey Boy: (eye twitching) Touch me again and you'll be moving far, far away from here- to hell!
Simmons: Someone's in a grumpy mood! Cue the music!
"Dancing in the Street" comes on. Vegeta shakes his head, but joins in because he remembered the fine print and because a guy with a stun gun was six inches away from him.
Pokerman: "To the right, not to the left!" "I am going to the right." "Then why am I about to fall over?" "Bad balance?" "Just do it." "I am!" "Damn!"
All of a sudden, Trunks lost his balance, fell out of the costume and onto Vegeta, who looks even more pissed than usual.
Royal Monkey Boy: What the ...TRUNKS! You are dead, boy!
Goten: Uh-Oh. Now we're in trouble.
Trunks: I said to the right!
Goten: I'm sorry!
Trunks: You'll be really sorry if my dad catches us! Run!
Saiyaman: (watching Vegeta and the boys running and addresses audience) Thanks for watching…aerobics with this guy, er the Great Saiyaman. See ya next time! The lesson for today- Milk builds strong bones, but Royal Monkey Boy breaks them… if he catches you!
Epilogue
And so the live show was a big hit- except the producers liked Richard Simmons so much that they decided to cancel "The Adventures of the Great Saiyaman and Royal Monkey Boy." They gave Richard his own show and hired Goku and Krillin as his assistants because for him it beat…you know. Vegeta no longer was required to be on the show and Gohan went back to his "normal" life. Everyone lived happily ever after…except for Goten and Trunks, who were really feeling the burn. They had to wear smaller replicas of the Royal Monkey Boy outfit and do chores around Capsule Corp, especially after Bulma found a hole in the trunk of her car. Then everyone died … somehow. Just kidding…what?
That was the final chapter of my story. Read and review! Tell me how you like it! Thanks to everyone who reviewed and read.
Goku: That was great! I get to be on Richard's show, too.
Vegeta: Everyone died? That's the best ending you could come up with?
Meleeman777: I said just kidding.
Akira Toriyama (normal size): Be nice. It was a funny ending.
Meleeman777: Really? - because I have some great ideas for…
Akira Toriyama: Don't push it.
Vegeta: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Trunks: Meleeman777…
Meleeman777: Yes?
Trunks: Why do we have to wash your car? You only wrote that we had to do chores around my house.
Meleeman777: I lied. Now finish your community service. Put some elbow grease into that scrubbing!
Goten and Trunks:…
Goku: Yeah! All you have to do is move! (Starts dancing)
All:…(back away).
Goku: Guys? Hey, come back!