Zelda Epic of the Ages
A boy in the woods
comes across a sword
goes to hyrule
all is peaceful
eats mad cow infected beef
goes insane
people go to evil jar (because of some unfortunate stabbing accidents)
boy goes to the castle
says to princess in new york like voice KISSSS MEEEEE
she says no and he shots a laser bolt out of his sword
now hyrule is gone and link dies of a VD from zelda's corpse
----------Credits----------
Directed by DarthTader
Written by DarthTader
Llama train by Mooseman
produced by Swordsman21