PHANTOM OF THE OPERA OUTTAKES
Scene; Ballroom scene; Masqarade
Take ONE
(Enter Phantom. Music slows.)
"Why so silent, Good Monsuiers? Did you think I had left you for good? Have you missed me-Agh!"
Phantom slips on the silky red cape and tumbles down the stairs, landing right on his ass, right in front of Christine.
"Oh my." Christine starts giggling. Erik thrums his fingers on the marble.
"Hardly the entrance I was hoping for, Hollilia." He states wryly, a couple camramen helping him up.
"Sorry, Can we shorten the cape please?" Hollilia asks, coming out with a 'I'm the director now' shirt on.
"Right away miss!"
Scene;Ballroom; Masque.
Take TWO.
(PHANTOM APPEARS. MUSIC SLOWS.)
"Why so silent good Monsueirs? Did you think that I had left you for good? Have you missed me, good monsueirs? I have written you an Opera! Here I bring the finished score...DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT! A few instructions, just before rehersal starts. Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal 'trick' of struting around the stage. Our Don Juan must loose some weight, its not healthy in a man of Piangi's age." The Phantom turns around and the rapier accidently cuts a piece of Meg's costume. The entire outfits falls off, revealing naughty black corset and 'I LOVE THE PHANTOM' sewn into the front.
All is silent.
AHEM Meg calmly picks up her outfit, holds it acrossed her chest, turns... before running away as fast as possible.
"COSTUME EMERGENCY!" Hollilia calls after her, several seamstresses hustling to keep up. Christine's mouth is still open wide, Raoul watching appreciativly, and the Phantom with his eyebrow raised.
"Lets try this again shall we?" Hollilia asks, giving a forced smile.
Scene; Ballroom; Masque
Take THREE
"-in a man of Piangi's age." Phanton turns, pulling the rapier along with him and cutting off Piangi's trousers, which fall.
Revealing 'I LOVE THE PHANTOM' Sewn acrossed his boxers. He waggles his eyebrows at Erik.
"Oh good god!" Erik turns away as everyone stifles giggles and gags of disgust. Christine's mouth drops, Raoul gags, and Erik turns to Hollilia.
"Its not my fault. Piangi! Get to costumes!" Hollilia rubs her temples.She grabs him before he can leave completly and off to the side-"Where do you get those?"
"Homade...wanna pair?"
"Love some...could you also make a couple thongs?" Hollia asked. Piangi nodded happily. Hollilia turns back to her cast, some of which who are rather green.
"Lets try another scene, shall we?"
Scene;Top of the roof; Declaring Love scene.
Take ONE;
"Christine...Christine..." Raoul says softly. Christine waits for the Phantom's voice. Her que is when he whispers her name...
...but nothing happens. Raouls frowns, but tries again.
"Christine...Christine..."
"OH! Erik!"
"Meg!" Christine looks around a horse statue to see Meg pressed against the stone, the Phantom of the Opera kissing, caressing, and fondling any piece of flesh closest to him. Meg thrashes beneath him... until she notices thier audience. The entire cast and crew watch avidly, Hollilia popping pieces of popcorn in her mouth occasionally.
"This isn't in the script!" Christine says wildly, turning an interesting shade of green.
"It could be..." Hollilia offered.
"I'll be in my trailer!" Christin shrills, marching off. Meg pushes her avid lover off.
"That means we'll be on break until you can convince her to come out?" Erik asks idly, sliding a hand up Megs arm. Hollilia nods sadly. "Good."
The two dissappear down the secret passage, Meg giggling all the way.
"CUT!"
Scene; Graveyard; Erik and Raoul fighting.
Take ONE;
The swords clash, cape flies, as the two lean handsome men twirl around each other, fighting for the love of their life. At one particular moment, when both are close, the swords crossed, Raoul leans closer. Erik's lip curls up, waiting for the verbal sparring match. Hollilia said they could insult one another if they needed too.
"You make me so hot!" Raoul gasps before launching himself ontop of the Phantom. Erik finds himself lip-locked with his enemy, said enemy's hands roaming where they most definatly shouldn't.
Hollilia, Meg and Christine watching with open mouths, Piangi taping it. Erik wildly tries to get away from his armorous suitor, but that only inspires Raoul to greater hieghts of passion, rubbing himself all over the Phantom. Erik finally rips himself free, stands, gasping, and stalks toward Hollilia (Closest Female)
"Excuse me." He says, his voice husky. Then he grabs the director, dips her, and melds his mouth with hers. Hollilia responds, of course, by wrapping her arms around his neck. Erik slids his hands down to her hips, pulling her flush against him. He then pulls away, slicks back his hair and straightens his clothes.
"Wha-wha-wh-" Hollilia stutters, her breath taken away.
"Nasty taste in my mouth. Yours is much sweeter." Erik gives her a slow once over, then walks away, calling behind him- "Call me when we're ready."
Hollilia fans herself with her hand, Meg swallows, and Christine turns an unflattering shade of green. Raoul is still on the ground gasping.
"Piangi, I want a copy of that." Hollilia says to the man.
"Me too." Meg gasps, smoothing her flushed cheeks.
"Me three." Raoul pants, watching the handsome man enter his coach.
SECRET CAMRA!
"Past the point of no return...la da da da da! Either way you choose...LA da da da!" Erik sings from inside the shower. Hollilia and Meg sneak up, each holding a portable video camra. Hollilia sets hers right on the table, hidin under a towel, still able to see and sneaks into the closet, Meg quickly following.
"What the-" A hand clamps over her mouth. Piangi and Raoul are also staking out to see a piece of perfection. Hollilia is pushed up against Raoul, whose hands find thier way to her hips to keep them all steady and silent. Erik climbs out of the shower, every inch an Adonis, from his dark hair (Wow, he ever wears the Mask while showering) to his chiseled chest, to his tapered hips, to his-
WOW!
"OW!" Hollilia screeches, and slaps Raoul. His hands had pinched her butt! Erik stalks over and opens the door, all four of them tumbling out onto him. Hollilia ends up wedged beneath Raoul, Meg ontop of them weighting Raoul uncomfortably onto Hollilia. Piangi, to his delight, landed on the Erik.
"Can't a man take a BLOODY SHOWER!"
"Hi." Raoul said softly, inches from Hollilia's face.
"Hi." She answers back, for the first time noticing how adorable Raoul really is.
"Oh no you don't!" Erik lifts Raoul up and off Hollilia, waggin a finger at him. "Not until I get a piece!"
"Your cheating on Christine!" Raoul gasps.
"Oh yea, like your a paragan of virtue Leech-Lips." Meg scoffs, standing
"I had Christine. Too clingy. I had Meg. And several stage hands. Hell, I had YOU! The directors simply the next one in line." Erik reasoned.
"Can't fault his reasoning." Hollilia said happily.
"Okay, CUT!" Raoul shouts. Hollilia frowns.
"Hey thats my line!"
REASONING FOR THIS: Feeling a little wacky, and whenever I see PotO I always see little outtakes. In this its like I'm the Director and all the cast are really the charectors, just lining up to show the world their story. This isn't supposed to be serious, possibly some Phantom action in a next chapter it I continue it. I mean come on, who doesn't wanna see Bad boy on Good boy action!