Things the Phantom is no longer allowed to do

A/N I decided not to do any more outtakes. reason? I can't think of any more funny ones. In anycase, this was inspired by a Things Harry Potter is no longer allowed to do, by a brilliant author whose name escapes me... i'll remember sometime. In any case. Here it is

1) Must not pour extra red wax onto the Manager's head. either of them.

2) Must not sneak into Christine's dressing room.

3) Must not sneak into the Ballet rats dressing room.

4) Must not demand monthly virgin sacrafice to fee your 'monsterous sexual appetite'.

5) Must not seduce young woman into your lair through song.

6) Must not seduce young women into your lair through interpretive dance.

7) Must not seduce young women into your lair thorugh sincronized swimming.

8) Must refrain from giggling madly when Piangi reveals less-than-spectacular... parts.

9) Must not send miscalanious props on Carlotta's head to shut her up.

10) Must no send miscelanious props on MY head to stop me from writing bad things about you Jackass

11) Must no steal Meg's red 'Satans's whore' Dress to crash a Masque and claim unfaithful supranos.

12) Must no ever. EVER write dirty fanfiction about tying Raoul to your bed with Gummy worms and leave it on MY bed ever AGAIN!

13)Must not take over innocent fanfiction writers and turn them into obsessive compulsive twitching writhing masses dependent on your every whim, hypnotized to do everything you say when you sing, then browbeat them to write more, faster, better and nakeder Erik fictions where you 'Get some'.

14)Must not slip into innocent Cough cough authors deams and seduce and/or sexually excite them with deep, mezmerizing voice, then wake them before they can have an orgasm.

15) Must never, EVER EVER mention again about tattooing 'Whose your daddy' on your ass even if Christine thinks its a good idea

16) Never do anything Christine thinks is a good idea.

17) Must never sing 'Music of the night' in Hollilia's head during school and/or sleeping hours again. Its very distracting and arousing.

18) Must never pinch Madam Giry's ass, even if her 'dimpled little tush was begging for it'.

19) Not even if she asks.

20) Especially if she asks.

21) Must try to refrain from forcing Naive girls Cough CHRISTINE cough from singing suggestive innuendos they dont understand, on stage with their fiance in the audience.

22) Must never , ever, ever use the words 'Madam Giry' 'Transsexual' 'intercourse' and 'Oranges' in the same sentence again. EVER!