Chapter 4!

RosardoZBT – (Destiny eats her twisted glazed donut.) Ya, it was a nice twist. I wish I had another one (Whimpers). It ended to quickly? Well, that must mean you were enjoying it since time flies by when your having fun! Plus, the last chapter had an extra page added to it (not including the Author's note at the beginning/ending or the chapter). I'm glad you are interested. (I got you right where I want you. Muhahah!) One more thing, I didn't really think whether you were a boy or a girl, I was just too lazy to right your whole registered name so I decided to shorten it. I was originally going to put ZBT for your name, but it kind of looked like DBZ to me so I changed it to Rosa. I'm sorry if I offended you, but it was not meant intentionally. It won't be written down again. Well, thanks for the review! It gives me great pleasure to know that my pitiful attempts to please my first/loyal reviewer have worked out spectacularly!

Sabudabu – Yes, they both may be stupid, but… the question is… who is the stupidest? Bum bum buuuum! (Lighting flashes follow by thunder) I personally think Yamcha is. Well, here's your update! Quick enough for ya? (Probably not) Thanks for the review! It fills me with great happiness!

i take people's whits – (Destiny does tug-of-war with whits to get her whits back.) MINE! (whits lets go and destiny falls into a mud pile behind her. Destiny shoves her whits back up her nose.) Ha ha! Success! I wanted Puar to have a bigger role in this story. Most stories don't even have her in it. I also wanted to make Yamcha a little smarter. It's not really fun to beat up an idiot. That's too easy. You get more pleasure on beating somebody who thinks there better then you, eh? Well, that's just me. THANK YOU for the anonymous review! To be honest, I didn't think anybody ever read the author notes that I put down, but it was worth a shot and it worked! Most people just skip that part and go straight to the story, but hey, at least you know that there eager to read the story and just can't wait a few more minutes! (I know, that's just wishful thinking) Thank you so much for taking the time to read my notes and to fulfill my request. I really appreciate it. Now I don't have to worry about it not working anymore. That's a huge loud off my shoulders. Who would have thought that something so simple could make somebody so happy. Thank you for the review! I am ecstatic that I am keeping you entertained with my novice writing. Well, here's that update you wanted. Enjoy… or else! (Shakes fist)

vbchickVLVR – I shall try and tell you what 'Vegeta' looked like thru Bulma's eyes. Bulma was standing behind the couch Vegeta was sitting in. Vegeta's bottom lip was quivering with a few tears streaming down his face and 'sniffing' sounds. Bulma leaned her head next to Vegeta's head and then said what she said in the story. Yada yada yada. (I'm pretty sure you didn't need an explanation, but that's how I pictured it. Well, close enough to it.) Yes, I do try to put some humor into it. To be perfectly honest, I'm not really into romance, none of that mushy crap. It's kind of hard to make a story about how Vegeta and Bulma got together without the romance. Unless you just want to say: 'they were at each other's throats and then the most unexpected thing happened. They leaned into each other and…8 years later… "Trunks! Dinners ready!" "Coming mom!"' That would be just plain boring. So, no matter how annoying the romance is to me, I must right some because most readers these days are into the romance stuff. So if I want reviews, I have to degrade myself to the romance level and try a pitiful attempt at it, just to please you all. Oh yes, there will be plenty of more fights to come! Mark my words they shall come! I shall always be fretting over that anonymous thingy. I think about that every night. Kind of creepy, eh? Yes, I shall continue until my whole story is posted and no, it will not take me years to finish like other stories do. Thanks for the review! It gives me a wonderful feeling, a feeling more pure, more sacred. Dare I name it? Can it be happiness?

Black Hart – Wow, you're a black hart? I've only seen brown deers before, never a black deer… You must be EXTREAMLY rare! (Destiny gets her tranquilizer gun) The more rare the animal, (Fills the gun up) the more they are worth. (Aims gun at Hart) If you still don't realize what I'm doing, (turns safety off) then that is just sad. (Fires) I'm going to be filthy stinking rich! (Shoves Hart's unconscious body in a bag and throws the bag over her shoulder) Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the black market I go. (Whistles as she walks away) Oh ya, thanks for the review! It fills me with a tremendous amount of joy. (You may be a black hart, but your heart is made of gold!… ya, corny, I know.)

SesshomaruMegumi – That's so true about the Yamcha thingy. It's getting to the point where you can tell what's going to happen with the whole chapter. There have been a few times when I suddenly stopped reading in mid-sentence and have my imagination take over. After a few minutes, I snap out of my trance and continue to read and then the rest of the chapter I read would be almost identical to what I daydreamed about… Creepy, eh? How would anybody feel about that you ask? Well, I wouldn't know. I've never had a relationship with anybody, neither do I want one. I shall be a hermit for the rest of my life and that's the way, uh huh, I like it! Well, you can watch your favorite couple 'bond' for many more chapters, that is, if you want to. Thanks for the review! It gives me great honor to know that I am pleasing my fellow writers, such as yourself. Laterz.

For the next few days, Bulma was getting very frustrated with the different sides of Vegeta. First he would be the sweetest guy in the world wearing work clothes and all of a sudden, he would get very grumpy and he would be back into his usual blue spandex outfit. Bulma was thinking that eventually those nice young men in their clean white coats were going to come and take her away to the funny farm. She was working in her lab all morning and was almost done when the door to her lab was being pounded on.

"Woman! I demand you make me lunch!"

"Vegeta! You can go order your food off the phone, remember?"

"Your infernal communication device is broken, now make me lunch!"

"Fine, just give me a few more minutes and all be right there."

Vegeta grumbled and waited by the door for her to come out. Five minutes later, she appeared with some stains on her lab clothes, face, and hands.

"About time, woman."

"Ya ya, let's just go and see what's wrong with the phone."

They walked into the kitchen and Bulma took off her lab coat. She went to the kitchen sink to wash her hands and face. She picked up the handset of the phone and put it next to her ear. There was no dial tone.

'That's weird; none of the wires are out of place. Maybe some rats chewed thru the wiring outside. Better go check.'

She walked into the living room followed by Vegeta and then…

"SURPRISE! Happy birthday, Bulma!"

The whole gang was there. Goku, Chichi, Gohan, Piccolo, Tien, Chiaotzu, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong, Master Roshi, and Krillin.

'It's my birthday? I totally forgot my own birthday?'

Chichi ran up to Bulma and gave her a huge hug.

"So Bulma, how does it feel to be 27?"

"I feel the same way I was last year and the year before that and so on."

"Bulma, you need more excitement in your life!"

"I know Krillin, but it's hard work to run a multi billion dollar company. You should try running it for awhile and you'll see how much time it eats away at your life."

After the presents were opened and the cake was eaten, the entertainment was going to start. Chichi and Gohan were on the dance floor. Oolong, Krillin, Master Roshi, and Yamcha were playing poker. Puar was helping Yamcha cheat by either turning into a fly to look at the other people's cards or turning into the card Yamcha wanted her to be. Tien and Chiaotzu were chatting and Goku was in the kitchen where the buffet was located. Vegeta, after eating his fill of the buffet, went outside and Piccolo went to a corner of the room to meditate.

"Now's your chance Puar, go to Bulma and work your magic."

"Okay Yamcha."

Puar exited the room and came back in as Vegeta. She walked up to Bulma and gave her some flowers. Bulma was not sure if this was real or if she was seeing things again.

"I hope your enjoying your birthday, Bulma."

'Oh, what the heck. I'll just go along with it for awhile.'

"It's okay, I guess."

Yamcha stopped playing poker and walked to the center of the room.

'So far so good, let's see if Puar remembers what to do.'

"Vegeta!"

Every body stopped what they're doing to look at Yamcha. Puar turned around to face Yamcha.

"Stay away from my girlfriend."

"Or what?"

"Or else I'm going to have to teach you a lesson."

"I'd like to see you try."

Puar started to walk towards Yamcha when Bulma spoke up.

"Yamcha, stop it."

"Stay out of this Bulma. This is between the midget and me."

Puar continued to walk until she was face to face with Yamcha. Yamcha grinned and smacked Puar across the room. Puar got back up and stood in a fighting stance. Yamcha went flying at Puar and punched and kicked her all over. Everybody was just staring in shock at the fight. Never in a million years did any of them think they would see the day Yamcha would kick Vegeta's ass instead of the other way around. Puar was beaten to a bloody pulp and Yamcha was holding Puar by the throat.

"If I ever see you even look at Bulma again, I will make sure you will never see the light of day again! Okay?"

Puar whimpered and Yamcha shook her.

"Okay!"

"Okay, okay! Please Yamcha, show mercy!"

"Good."

Yamcha threw Puar's body at the wall. Puar limped her way outside and Yamcha left the room. Bulma was about to go after Vegeta when Chichi stopped her.

"Bulma, leave him alone. He got what was coming to him. I always knew he was going to get beaten up, but who would of thought that Yamcha would be the one to do it? Besides, he's probably miles away from here by now."

"Fine, I'll talk to him later. I'm also going to give Yamcha a piece of my mind as soon as he gets back!"

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Vegeta was sitting on a branch of a tree near his GR on the other side of the house when he saw Yamcha come by and lean against the tree. As he was about to yell at him to go away, he saw another figure limping its way toward the tree. What he saw shocked him. It was an identical version of him, except the clothes and facial expression was different and he had bruises all over him.

"Did I do a good job, Yamcha?"

"Are you kidding me? You did a great job!"

Puar turned back into her cat-like form.

'It's that stupid cat companion of his. Well, that explains the ridiculous stories the woman was explaining to me. Guess she's not going crazy after all.'

"Try not to hit me so hard next time, okay?"

"Sorry Puar. When I was fighting you in front of everybody, I just got this weird feeling and just seeing you as Vegeta got my blood boiling. At least the point got thru to everybody at the party that nobody messes with Yamcha and gets away with it! Did you see their faces? It was hilarious, but I think the pleading for mercy thing was a nice touch, Puar."

"It was nothing."

'That's why the cat is covered in bruises. I should of known the weakling would do such a thing. Well, two can play at this game. Nobody makes the Prince of all Sayains look like a fool and gets away with it! I guess the woman will be getting a birthday gift from me after all.'

Vegeta let out an evil grin as his plan ran thru his mind.

"Okay Puar, I'm going to return to the party so they don't start to suspect anything."

"I'll be there in a minute, I just need to catch my breath."

"Okay, bye!"

"Bye…"

As Puar leaned against the tree, Vegeta jumped from his spot on the tree and landed right in front of Puar. Puar was about to scream, but Vegeta covered his hand over her mouth.

"Well, well, well, look whom we have here."

Puar was shaking uncontrollably under his grip.

"If you want to live for what you have done to me, I suggest you do as I say. Understand?"

Puar nodded her head.

"Good, now here's what you're going to do."

Chapter 4 done! An itty bit shorter then what I usually do, but I putted an extra page on the last chapter so that makes up for it. Like I said in the first chapter, each chapter will be around 4 pages long. So some will be a little lower and some will be a little higher, but that's not to bad, since I update every other day, just like I promised. I always keep my word. (Well, at least I try to.) So if you have been following the pattern of when each of these chapters have been updated, then you should know what day the next chapter will come. I hope I satisfied your hungry minds with this chapter and I also hope to satisfy them in the not to distant future with other chapters. If not, then you can review on how unsatisfying it was and how it was the most repulsive thing that has ever been your misfortune to read. A review is a review. No more, no less. Your choice to right it down and there's nothing I can do to stop you; neither do I want to stop you. Freedom of speech. Well, in this case, writing.

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