Chapter 5!

vbchickVLVR – Your welcome! Yes, it is sappy. All stories have something like that eventually. I don't think anybody would want to right a chapter about each day, hour, minute, and second of 'the missing 3 years'. God that would take forever! The writer would probably run out of ideas before the first day was over. Well, I know eventually I will be skipping thru time towards the end of this story. Hey, at least it's not at the beginning of the story, that's where all the juicy stuff is. Thank you for taking the time out of your wonderful life to read and review (my favorite part!) my weird little story. No need to apologize (I can't find any reason why you did). Your opinion as well as others gives me knowledge of what reviewers like you enjoy or dislike. That way, if I ever make another story, I'll know what will please my reviewers and what I should not write. I aim to please! Yes, you are a good reviewer. (Pats chick on her head.) That'll do chick, that'll do. If you're reading this, then that means you CAN wait for the next chapter. See? You have more patience then you thought you did, eh? Never underestimate yourself (Or others). For it might be your downfall one of these days. Thanks for the review! It grants me a humongous amount of joy to serve you.

SesshomaruMegumi – (Destiny steps into the light and Megumi laughs at Destiny's deformed face. A tear slides down Destiny's cheek and she returns to the darkness.) Okay, okay. I know I'm ugly. So you can stop laughing. (Megumi's face is all scrunched up while trying to hold in the laughter.) Thank you. Ya, I've read about Yamcha getting beat up way to many times. It's getting to the point where you start to feel sorry for the guy… well… almost. Ahh, who am I kidding? I shall never tire of the Yamcha bashings. Can you actually look backward to a story? Well, if you can look forward…why not backward? (I know, stupid to think about. Hey, we all have are stupid moments… I just happen to have more then others.) I'm a genius? (And I get very few good moments as well… but then there always followed by something twice as bad.) So, if I'm a genius, what does that make you, a super genius? (Bows to Megumi) I am not worthy! I'm not even worthy enough to gaze upon you! (Destiny stabs her eyes repeatedly) Oww, umm… Would the all mighty Megumi like some eyeball soup? Wait…not enough eyeballs…(runs of to stab some random persons eyes out) Will this satisfy thy hunger? Thanks for the review! It's a pleasure doing business with you…even if it is for free! (Destiny's voice fades away and Megumi lets out the contained laughter) I heard that! (Megumi snickers silently) 'sigh'.

bebex2xsweet – Now you can find out what's going to happen next! Please continue with the story! Thanks for the review! I feel happy! Oh so happy! I feel happy, and peppy, and joy!

naruto'sbabygirl – I know prononce you story and wife. You may kiss the bride. (Story does not move) Umm, I guess the bride will have to do that. (naruto kisses the story) Icky mushy stuff. No matter how weird the idea is, if it works, it ain't stupid because it accomplished its goal…but that doesn't mean that something bad wont happen later on… Bum bum buuuum! Ahh, so that's what you think will happen. Well, you'll just have to read the chapter to find out. My questions/statements are: 1. Why would Vegeta kiss 'Bulma'? He doesn't have any feelings for her…yet. 2. Wouldn't that be a public display of emotion? He doesn't like to show emotion. 3. Yamcha doesn't know that Puar had a 'conversation' with Vegeta, so, Puar wouldn't do anything like that unless Yamcha told her too. Plus, if Puar never did have that 'conversation', why would she be trying to kiss 'Bulma'? Puar is a different species and she is the same gender as Bulma. She is also loyal to Yamcha so she would not betray him. 4. Yamcha told Puar to only 'put the moves on her' never to kiss her. Kissing Bulma would only ruin Yamcha's chances of staying with Bulma because Bulma might start to fall for 'Vegeta'. I've got more, but I'm pretty sure I've made my point. This is a 'Fiction' site, so I suppose anything is possible. Well, I'm also pretty sure that you don't have to read the chapter now to know that that is not going to happen. Hey, it was a good guess any way, very creative. Man, I feel like were on some game show. I'm the host asking you, the competitor, some game questions. Well, you were on the right track. Something 'similar' to that happens. Maybe next time you'll get it right. I'm looking forward to your next guess! (If you choose to, that is.) It's like I'm solving a problem or something. (I know, somebody actually enjoys solving problems? Well, if their 'TV show' related, then yes! I do enjoy it!) OHHH THANK YOU! I am honored to be on your favorite list! Truly, I am! Well, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Did I update soon enough for ya? Hope so. Thanks for the review and the guess! I feel tingly inside. That reminds me, I got to take a tinkle! (Runs outside to the portapotty. naruto tackles the portapotty and laughs as she watches the portapotty containing a screaming Destiny roll down a huge hill and land in a ditch.)

i take people's whits – ( whits slightly lifts the lid to Vegeta's present open. Destiny slaps whits's hand away.) Be patience young grasshopper. You will see soon enough. Thanks for the review! Lets all sing the happy happy happy happy song! La la la la la! Here's another great chapter! (I hope.)

MidnightStarz – Kya to you too. Cute? Aww, I was aiming for the blood and guts stuff. 'sigh' oh well, what ever makes you happy I suppose. Well, now you can read what Vegeta is going to make Puar do. Was this chapter updated quick enough for ya? (I hope so) Thanks for the review! At this rate, I'm going to need 'happy management'.

sabudabu – Of cource Vegeta's awesome! Who could ever doubt that?…Well, Yamcha could. Hey Yamcha, Bulma is looking for you and she's horny as hell! "Really?" Ya, she's in her room! (Yamcha was gone in a flash. He took out his condom as he ran to Bulma's room. As he opened the door to her room, he saw a smirking Vegeta on the other side cracking his knuckles.) "Oh crap." (Yamcha turned around to run away but was grabbed by Vegeta and pulled inside. He screamed as he was clawing at the carpet, trying to get away.) "MOMMMMY!" (The door slams shut and Vegeta laughs evilly as he beats the crap out of Yamcha.) Ahh, good times, goooood times. Anyways, here's the next chapter! Thanks for the review! A 'Yamcha bashing' fan, is a friend indeed! Now if you will excuse me, I have a fight to watch. (Destiny grabs some popcorn and enters Bulma's room to watch the so-called fight.) Dinner and a movie! My favorite!

vegetasfanmate – (Story hangs from cliff) NOOOO! (Destiny grabs the story just as it lets go of the cliff) Okay, here's the next chapt- (Sees fanmate bang her head against a wall) …okay. (Just as Destiny is about to see if fanmate is okay, she sees a 'do not disturb for 2 hours' sign on the back of fanmate's head) …whatever. (Destiny taps her foot and looks at her watch for two hours as fanmate stays in her zombie like state with drool coming out of her mouth) Okay, times up. (Smacks the side of fanmate's head to wake her up) "Ah! This is great plz keep it up." ….If you insist. (Destiny continues to smack the side of fanmate's head) Hey, this is pretty fun! Thanks for the review! It makes me want to jump off a cliff and fly away with the power of joy! In fact, I'll do just that! (Destiny jumps off a cliff) WEEEE-AHHHHHHHH! (Destiny does a face planter to the ground) …ow…

As the party continued, everybody was doing the same thing earlier except Goku was talking to Tien and Chiaotzu. Gohan left his mother to go and talk to Piccolo. Chichi was still trying to get Bulma off the subject of the Yamcha and Vegeta incident while Yamcha was leaning against the wall thinking of a new plan to use against Vegeta.

"You're kidding me! Yamcha beat Vegeta up?"

"Yes Goku, but it still puzzles me on how Yamcha can take out Vegeta like that. Vegeta is the second strongest guy here and Yamcha is the weakest of us all. Only Oolong, Puar, Bulma, and Chichi are weaker then Yamcha. Even Master Roshi can beat Yamcha."

As they were talking, a woman with long red hair and green eyes approached Yamcha. Yamcha noticed the women and he started to drool from his mouth while staring at her chest.

"Hey there, handsome."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Did you come here alone?"

"No… I mean YES!"

"Then you wouldn't mind being with me would you? My friends left me alllll by myself."

"S-s-ss-sure."

"It's getting cold in here. Would you mind if I cuddle with you?"

"No problem."

She gets closer to him and after a few minutes, starts to French kiss him. Vegeta enters the room and grins. He walks over to Bulma and clears his throat.

"Huh?"

Vegeta points to Yamcha and Bulma just stood there staring at Yamcha.

"Happy birthday, woman."

Bulma couldn't take it any more. She walked over to Yamcha and pushed the red head off of him.

"Yamcha! It's over!"

"It's not what it loo-"

Bulma smacked Yamcha across the face and he fell to the floor. She picked him back up and grabbed the collar of his shirt pulling him down with their noses centimeters away.

"Get. Out."

She had lightning flashing in her eyes and Yamcha started to shiver with goose bumps appearing all over his body. His legs gave out and the only thing keeping him standing was Bulma holding his shirt. She let go of his collar and once again he fell to the floor. He crawled his way to the door and ran out of the house.

"Feline, your work here is done, you may leave now."

The red headed woman poofed into the cat-like creature Puar and flew out of the house without a word. Everyone in the room finally figured out why Vegeta was not being as mean as usual and how he got beat up so easily by Yamcha. It was Puar the whole time. Everybody was staring at Bulma who was shaking with anger. Vegeta let out a chuckle.

"Guess I won't be seeing the weakling for a long while."

Bulma slowly turned her head to face Vegeta.

"You."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow in a questioning manner. Bulma slowly walked towards Vegeta until she was inches away from his face.

"Well, I hope you're pleased with yourself. You've managed to break the only relationship I had with a person that was not using me for my brains. His intensions may not be great, but he was always somebody I could talk too. Everybody else only comes to visit when they need me to fix or upgrade something for them, especially you. Woman, fix me food. Woman, fix my GR. I do all that you ask and more and yet I don't even get a thank you from you. Not the slightest respect at all and this is how you repay me for all my kind unselfish loving deeds, huh? You threaten me on a daily basis and the hours that I put into your needs are never good enough for you. Well, for your information, I already knew Yamcha was cheating on me, I just never wanted to find the proof because I would end up being alone. I have already experienced loneliness and I can't bear to go thru it again. I almost committed suicide from that long depression. I don't want to die. Some times I wish I were never born. I want to destroy this life style of mine. It's tearing me apart. I want to break free, oh how I want to break free. To live my life the way I want, to say and do whatever I please. I can't believe you would do such a thing. You have lost any trust or respect that I may have had for you. If what you truly desired was to destroy my life, then congratulations. You have accomplished your mission. I just have one question for you. Was it really worth it?"

Before Vegeta could even answer, Bulma ran up stairs to her room. Everybody was staring at Vegeta until the front door burst open.

"Happy birthday muffin cake!"

Bulma's parents stood at the door with wide smiles on their faces. Vegeta scowled and stormed off to the GR.

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For the next few days, nobody had seen Bulma come out of her room. The only way to tell if she was still alive was by the sobs that would appear from her room every once in awhile. Other then the sobs the room was always silent. No movement was ever heard up there. Her parents on many occasions tried to coax her out, but she never answered them. Vegeta was training in the GR more often then usual.

'What is wrong with that woman? I can't sleep because of her. She feels sorry for herself and keeps on crying. AHHHH! I must keep the wench out of my head. Must train harder.'

Vegeta started to speed up on his punches.

'It's not working! The woman is still in my head!'

Suddenly, an image of Bulma stood before him and Vegeta stopped his fist right before it hit her head.

"Wh-"

The image disappeared just as fast as it came.

'I'm losing my mind! How do I get her out of my head?'

Vegeta turned off the GR and started to pace around the room, but the same solution kept on popping in his head.

'No! I'm not going to apologize to the woman, but there's no other way. Maybe I should just go talk to her and if that doesn't work then I'll just have to go with plan B, apologize.'

Vegeta walked out of the GR and headed to Bulma's room. When he reached her door, he stopped to hear if she was doing anything. Nothing. So he knocked on the door, but there was no reply.

"Woman, I demand you to open this door right now!"

Silence was all that could be heard. He banged on the door again and there was still no response. He growled and ripped the door of its hinges and walked inside. It was dark, but with his Sayain abilities, he was able to see in the dark as clear as daylight. She was under the covers of her bed. He removed the blanket and was stunned at what he saw. Bulma was nothing but skin and bones. Her ribcage could be seen with ease just like the rest of her skeletal structure as well. He turned her over to face him. Her skin was very pale. He checked for a pulse. It was there, but it was very weak. He gently picked her up and carried her to the medical wing. He laid her down on a bed and attached a feeding tube to her arm. He didn't know if there was any senzu beans in the house and was just about to leave and ask one of her parents, but then he remembered that they left a few hours ago. He grabbed a chair and set it against a wall next to Bulma's resting body and sat down, arms crossed, and closed his eyes to rest them. His last thoughts were of Bulma before sleep consumed him.

Chapter 5 done! Hazaa! Okay, next chapter will be longer, I promise. (Have I even broken any of promises to you guys at all? I think not!) 'I like reviews and I cannot lie! Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!' (I hate that song)

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