Kiya: Sorry it took long, Zim was messing with my computer and he learned his lesson, didn't ya Zim? >)

Zim: Mumph!

Kiya: Zim's kinda tied up for a while (literately, he's tied down to a chair and his mouth is gaged with a dirty sock). Anyways onward to the story!

Chapter 1: Dude, Where's Gene?

It's been two months since Zim found out about his father and that horrible day when Dib and Gaz launched his father in deep space, after being sucked in the game again. Zim had already started to miss his father's, torturing the humans, lessons. But now Zim had to deal with Gir, who just forgot who Gene was.

"There has to be a way to find Gene and destroy Dib at the same time, but how?" Zim pondered to himself. He remembered adding an escape button to the game but couldn't get there in time to stop the game from going into space. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.(A/N: They have a doorbell?) As if to answer Zim's questions he ran up to the door, after putting on his disguise, and answered the door. Zim half expected it was Dib, trying to spy on him as usual, but to his horror the person standing there wasn't Dib.

"TAK!" Zim yelled. Yes, the purple invader that tried to destroy him and the Earth, was standing there with Mimi.

"Mimi!" Gir screamed as he saw his buddy with her master. Mimi ran up to Gir and started to dance. Tak was as confused as Zim as to why Mimi started to dance.

"Zim," Tak yelled, not as happy as he was, "I'm here be-"

"You've come back for my robot bee, haven't you!" Zim yelled as he was hugging his said robot. He remembered what happened to his bee the last time she was here and was well prepared for her return. He pulled out his gun and targeted it to Tak's head. "Any last words, before I blow your brains out?"

"Yes many," Tak replied annoyed that he did that, "First off, I'm here because I was ordered here by our "new" Tallest."

"New?" Zim asked, confused as Tak when she received words about it.

"Yes," Tak answered, "So can you put your stupid gun away so I can explain?" Zim did what she asked, now curious as to what happened to their Tallness. "My mission from him was to come to Earth and receive further instructions to "our" mission." Just saying the word 'our' made her squegallyspouch turn.

"So what is... Wait a minute, OURS?" Zim yelled as if he didn't here correctly.

"Yes 'ours' and I don't know what the mission is," Tak answered, "All I know is that he was going to contact us as soon as I came to Earth to meet you."

"To the base!" Zim yelled. "Wait a minute, how do I know that this isn't a trap to destroy my base?"

"Zim, if I wanted to destroy your base I would have done it already," Tak replied, getting annoyed with Zim and the SIRS dancing, "Besides, I need your base to get in contact with our Tallest." So without anymore questions Zim and Tak had decent down into Zim's base.

"This is your base?" Tak asked looking at the small base that belonged to Zim, "This is pathetic!"

"Silence!" Zim yelled at Tak, "And don't touch anything!" With that said and done, Zim started to get connected to the Masses's ship to see what Tak said was true. Sure enough on the screen stood only one Irken. Before Tak could speak she was cut off.

"DADDY!" Zim screamed.(A/N: I know Zim would NEVER say that, but I wanted this scene to be funny, ok?)

"ZIM!" Tak screamed, "That's our new Tallest! How dare you insult him you-"

"It's ok Tak," Gene replied, "Zim is my son. That's why I didn't want you to destroy him."

"WHAT!" Tak screamed, freaked and confused, "But how?"

"Well let me explain..." Gene said.

Transmission Cut Off...

Kiya: Ok for all those who read my first story knows how Zim and Gene are related. I advise to all viewers who didn't read the beginning sequel to please read it and come back to is story afterwards

Gene: Yes, I don't have time and really need to get back to the story before my time in this chapter is cut off!

Kiya: Ok I don't want to be rude but he and I aren't going to explain this in this story, so for Gene's background please look at "Like Invader Father, Like Invader Son" Thank You >)

Transmission Back Online...

"And that's what happened." Gene finished as Tak was taken aback by all this.

"So does this mean I'm royalty?" Zim asked anxious for the result to be yes.

"I'm afraid that when Red and Purple banished you to this place that they made a rule that, if you were still alive, that no future Tallest could bring you back to Irk." Gene replied sadly.

"What?" Zim asked, hurt to what his father had just informed him, "But how-"

"Don't worry, Zim because we're coming to you!" Gene informed happy as he could.

"WHAT?" Both Tak and Zim asked.

"That's right, can't just leave my kids on that planet without support from me!" Gene replied.

"Wait a minute," Tak stopped, "Your kids? But I thought that Zim was your only son?"

"Yes and you're my only daughter as well." Gene answered.

"WHAT!" Zim's turn to yelled in confusion, "But how's that-"

"Well I've already explained it Zim," Gene replied, "Man, don't you listen?"

"Well, this means I'll have to watch my "little" brother here on Earth while you head your way here, right?"

"Wrong, it's the other away around, Zim's your older brother." Gene corrected Tak.

"WHAT!" They both screamed again.

"This I can explain," Gene said, "After Zim was born you were born 9.5 seconds later and you also bore my DNA so you are my youngest daughter."

"Well you'll have to obey me now, Tak." Zim smirked at Tak, who was now ashamed to not only be defeated by him but had to be related to him as well.

"So your mission is to stay put until the Armada arrives to destroy Earth, bye now!" Gene finished and disconnected from Zim and Tak who only stared at the monitor with pale blank faces.

Kiya: Well there's the chapter in a nutshell

Zim: That must have been a pretty big shell to fit all that in?

Kiya: I know, this must have been one of my longest chapters ever! >)

Dib: So the surprise guest was Gene?

Kiya: NO! He was there to explain that part of the chapter for the viewers. The REAL surprise guest will come in unsuspectedly.

Dib: Isn't that why they're called "surprise" guests?

Kiya: (Death glares at Dib)

Dib: 0.0 Not that it matters (shakes nervously with fear)

Kiya: Anyways please review. >) Oh yes, the being tied down and stuffed with a dirty sock, is based on a true event that happened to me a LONG time ago (Dang, pulled a Dib again! When will I stop?)

Dib: Hey I thought I said- (Kiya gives death glare again) 0.0 please continue!

Kiya: >)