Kiya: >(

Gir: Awww what's wrong Kiya?

Kiya: Invader Johnny is going away and won't be able to read my story >(

Zim: OH! For a minute there I thought you were dying! >)

Kiya: MUST...KILL...ZIM!

Zim: 0.0 Uh... just kidding?

Kiya: After this chapter you will know what torture is!

Dib: I thought torture was being here with you?

Kiya: Invader Johnny, wherever you are, this is for you!(turns to Dib with a giant moose)

Dib: Noooo! Not the moose! AHHHHHH!

Kiya: As I torture Dib, here's the next chapter! >)


Chapter Two: Truths?

After Gene had vanished from the screen, Zim and Tak stood there with blank faces looking at each other. Finding out that your enemy is your older or younger sibling is pretty hard o swallow.

"Ok Zim," Tak ordered, "We're just going to work together until Tallest...I mean Dad gets here to destroy this planet!"

"First off," Zim replied, "I'm the oldest so I should give the commands not you! Second, I agree with you about this "working together" thing. As soon as this is over we're back to the way things were. Agreed?"

"Agreed," Tak answered, she too didn't want to work with the idiot that destroyed her dreams of becoming a invader. "So then what should we do?"

"I just you're going to go to school, correct?" Zim asked.

"Yes," Tak answered, "Why?"

"Erase all the filthy stink-children, in the school, memories so that they don't recognize you. Then just, I don't know, say that you're my sister or something?"

"I guess, since with that incident last time, I rather not be known as the Weenier King's daughter." Tak answered, knowing that the guy smelled like weeniers.

"Excellent," Zim replied evilly, "But before we could relax, we must that care of the Dib first."

"Yes, that big headed kid right?" Tak asked, "You and him ruined my plans here on Earth and can withstand my memory erase scan."

"Don't worry about that," Zim replied, "None of the kids believes in Dib so if you have a problem with erasing his memories it's not a problem."

"I know that the kids don't believe him stupid," Tak gave a smudged look toward Zim, "I was there at that school, remember?"

"Silence!" Zim yelled, "I'll ignore that remark, Tak, as your commander I-"

"My commander?" Tak laughed, "You maybe my older brother, but never my commander in this mission."

"If you're going to insult my brilliant plans, then get out of my base!" Zim yelled, not taking anymore of Tak's insults.

"I wish I could but when Mimi and I came down, we used the last of our fuel tanks and the escape pod is completely destroyed."

"Very well then," Zim said coldly, "You will have to stay with me in my base."

"What!" Tak screeched, "With you! That's a laugh."

"If what you say is true then Dib must have seen your ship and if you would to wonder then the Dib would find you and gut you out!" With that said Tak knew that, that was to keep her here and would in fact happened if she left.

"And the other reason?" Tak asked, thinking that there had to be more than one reason.

"It's raining and you don't have the mechanism do defend yourself against it." Zim replied with a smirk of victory. Looking at the rain and back at Zim, she was beat against her words. Without even doing or saying anything else, Zim knew this as well.

"Very well then," Tak replied back coldly, "Mimi!" In an instant Mimi was done dancing with Gir and ran toward her master with red eyes.

"Yes sir!" Mimi replied.

"We are staying her with Zim and his sir unit until this mission is complete, understood?"

"YEAH!" Mimi replied and her eyes went back to green again. She and Gir were at least the only things in this house that were happy about this. While Zim and Tak gave each other dirty looks.


Kiya: Isn't that beautiful?

Zim: No that's just annoyance

Dib: Yeah what's so good having a sister.

Kiya: 0,0 you know I really don't know. I should ask my brother.

Zim: 0.0

Dib: 0.0

Kiya: What?

Zim: You have a brother?

Kiya: Yes.

Dib: (gave an uneasy look)

Kiya: Ok... please read and review my moose, I mean, story. >)

Dib: Ahhh! The moose! The moose!