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Rin: "I'm just warning you readers, Kuwabara will be naked...And no one wants to know that...Not even my mom."
Hiei: "No shit, Sherlock."
Rin: "...Anyways, please read and review. And if you have any ideas for the story, please mention it in a review. Well thanks for your time, enjoy." .
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Chapter 5
Baka Ningen
They all arrived at the mall right at their busiest hour. There were litterally thousands of people there.
Kuwabara: O.O "M-maybe we should do this at a different time, y'know."
Yusuke: "There's no way you're getting out of this now, you should've just refused the dare while you had the chance."
Hiei: "I think I'm going to be sick." Hiei ran off to the restroom.
Rin: "I think I'm going to be sick as well." Rin ran to the girl's restroom.
Kuwabara: "Oh come on guys! I don't look that bad." With that said, everyone in the mall said "HA!"
Kurama: "Heh, who knew?"
Yusuke: "Kurama, you really shouldn't speak. I mean, you were the one that dared him to do this."
Kurama: "Well let's get this dare over with." Kurama grabbed Kuwabara by the arm and dragged him to the dressing room. Once Kuwabara came out he was...dreadfully naked. Kurama ran to the restroom with Yusuke following close behind.
Kuwabara: "What?" the baka said in that stupid tone. He walked around the mall, and everyone there either fainted, ran to the restroom, or closed their eyes hoping they wouldn't be sick.
After a while of walking around, Kuwabara saw someone who made him scream like a girl. "YUKINA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!" he ran around screaming like a little girl as Yukina stared.
Yukina: "Kazuma? Kazuma is that you? Oh my...I-I...I'm shocked."
Shizuru: "What's all the screaming about?" O.O "Holy shit..."
Kuwabara: "SHIZURU? OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Shizuru: "Yukina, Botan, Keiko and I decided to go on a shopping spree. What are you doing here...naked?"
Kuwabara: "BOTAN AND KEIKO ARE HERE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH! It was a dare! I swear!"
Yukina: "Kazuma, how long is this dare going to last?" Yukina nearly fainted.
Kuwabara: "I have no clue. Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Rin ran into the restrooms."
Yukina: "Who's Rin?"
Kuwabara: "Oh that's right, you haven't met her yet...Well let me get dressed then I could tell you about her."
Botan: "OMG! Kuwabara? Why in the name of everything that's good in you, are you naked?" She shouted.
Kuwabara: "It was a dare, and I'm going to die of embarressment."
Keiko: "Good lord, get some clothes on!" Keiko turned around and closed her eyes.
Kuwabara: "Oh come on! I can't look that bad!" At that, everyone in the mall said this once more, "HA!" Kuwabara just growled and ran to the dressing room.
After about 30 minutes Kuwabara came back fully dressed
Kuwabara: "Ok, you guys want to know about Rin?" Everyone just nodded. "Ok, she has short, black hair. She has big green eyes. And uh...She's almost as tall Kurama. She likes Kurama and Hiei. Uuuuuh..."
Rin: "Hey! What makes you so sure I like Kurama and Hiei?" she snapped.
Kuwabara: O.O "I thought...Weren't you just...How did you get here so quick?"
Rin: "Hey, I only heard you say I like Kurama and Hiei." Yukina, Shizuru, Keiko, and Botan giggled.
Kuwabara: "Hmph." Kuwabara walked away.
Hiei: "So baka finally got dressed?" Hiei snuck up on Kuwabara and he screamed bloody-murder.
Kuwabara: "You guys are so mean to me. I just want to go home now."
Kurama: "We can arrange that." Kuwabara screamed again.
Yusuke: "Yeah, let's go home." Kuwabara ran out of the mall screaming.
Kurama: "Good bye ladies. We'll return to the mall at a later time...I hope." Kurama walked out of the mall with Hiei, Yusuke, and Rin following close behind. As they walked out, they waved to Shizuru, Yukina, Botan and Keiko. But right as Yusuke was at the entrance, he ran back, hugged Keiko, and ran back outside.
Keiko: "Eheh" Keiko blushed a lot as the four headed towards the clothing section.
Back With The Guys...And Rin
Rin: "I hope you learned a lesson."
Kuwabara: "What type of funky lesson could I learn from this?"
Rin: "Never take a dare that has to do with nudity. Trust me, no one wants to see that."
Yusuke: "By the way, Kurama, why in the name of everything that's good in you, would you make Kuwabara go around in the mall naked?" Yusuke said with a tint of bitterness.
Hiei: "Yeah, why?"
Kurama: "Earlier today Yukina called, asking if we wanted to go to the mall with them today. But then I heard some complaining in the backround, so I told them we would if it didn't bother the others. And it did bother them, so that's why we didn't go--" Kurama was interupted by Rin.
Rin: "Wait just a second. What does this have to do with the damn dare?" she retorted.
Kurama: "If you'd let me finish, you would know exactly why I'm telling you this. However, I guess I should skip to the point. I came up with dare because I knew Shizuru, Keiko, Botan and Yukina would be at the mall today."
Kuwabara: "If I would've known that, I would've never taken the dare!"
Yusuke: "By the way, why did you take the dare?" Yusuke had an evil grin on his face.
Kuwabara: "I wanted to...to..."
Hiei: "Get on with the damn reason already."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, shorty! Anyways...I wanted to sh-show..." Everyone was signaling him to continue. "I WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY BODY!"
Everyone except Kuwabara: O.O;;
Hiei: "I think I'm going to be sick..."
Yusuke/Rin/Kurama: "Me too." The four ran into their own bathrooms.
Kuwabara: "I hate you guys so much."
Hiei from his bathroom: "We hate you too!"
Kuwabara: "Shut up!"
Midnight
Kuwabara and Yusuke were already asleep.
Rin: "So anyone want a milkshake?"
Kurama: "Sure."
Hiei: "Heh. Whatever."
Rin: "K." Rin ran to the fridge and took out the milk. "You guys are going to love my milkshakes. They aren't anything like the milkshakes you find at restraunts." Rin got out three glasses. She poured milk in all of the glasses.
Kurama: "That's different." Kurama whispered to Hiei.
Hiei: "I dread trying it."
Rin put her hand on the top of a glass. "This is the most fun part of making it." She said cheerfully. She turned the glass upside down (and because she had her hand on the top, only a little milk spilled out) and she started shaking the glass wildly.
Kurama/Hiei: O.O;; "Uuuuh..."
Rin: "Don't worry." Milk was everywhere. She turned the glass up and handed it to Kurama: "Enjoy your milkshake."
Kurama: O.O;; "Um...Ok..." Kurama took a sip and made a face as if he just put 10 WarHeads in his mouth.
Rin: "What's wrong? Don't you like it?" She had huge puppy eyes.
Hiei: "See what you did, Kurama?"
Kurama: . "I like it...B-but...The bubbles gave me a little supprise I guess." Kurama lied.
Rin: "Ok. I'm going to make Hiei's now." Rin skipped to the counter and poured some milk in the glass.
Kurama: "Be prepared." He whispered. "Be right back." Kurama went to the bathroom and poured his "milkshake" into the sink. He then turned on the sink and started running the water over the milk.
Rin: "What is he doing in there?"
Hiei: "Well when you got to go, you got to go."
Rin: "Hehe. Here, try your milkshake." She handed Hiei the glass full of bubbly milk.
Hiei: "Heheh. Um...Cheers?" Rin quickly fixed hers, and they knocked their glasses together. "Down the hatch." Hiei whispered to himself as he took a drink.
Rin: "So what do you think?" Rin took a sip of hers.
Hiei: O.O;; "It's...Uh...Good." Hiei tried not to gag.
Rin: "Great. You know what? I think there should be a little more flavored than this."
Kurama walked in there right as she said that. "No, that's quite ok. I finished mine and I don't think I could drink another bit."
Rin: "Oh? Well I'm going to add some flavor to mine. I got the perfect idea!" She reached her hand into her pocket and pulled out a pack of mints. She unwrapped the top and plopped a mint in the milk.
Kurama/Hiei: O.O;; "Ugh." They both turned around and started gaging.
Rin: "Something wrong? Oh, I bet you want some mints in your milkshakes as well. Here." Rin plopped a mint into Hiei's "milkshake".
Kurama and Hiei passed out.
Rin: "What?"
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Rin: "Hope you guys enjoyed that chapter. Please read on and review. See you next chapter."