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Chapter Four: One Hell of a Night

After Dib's embarrassing moment, he ran out of the house and went to the only person who would know about this, Zim.

"He did this I know it!" Dib yelled as he turned a corner. "It has to be, last night I heard him so it has to be him!" Dib turned another corner until he was able to see the little green house that belonged to Zim.

Meanwhile...

As Gir was rolling around the floor, Zim came up from the toilet and was poorly disguised as a human. His green skin looked extremely pale and felt like crap.

"What happened last night?" Zim asked, hoping that Gir had a logic answer. But as usual, Gir just squealed was he ran around the house.

"Master didn't come back 'til the sun rose!" Gir squealed again, "Master was covered in blood!"

"What!" Zim yelled as he checked himself again. Sure enough his face was covered in human blood. "But how? I must have killed the Dib! Praise the almighty ZIM!" But before Zim could celebrate anymore there came a knock on the door. He whipped the blood off his face and ran to the door. When Zim went to answer it, it was none other than Dib.

"Zim!" Dib yelled at his enemy's face.

"Dib!" Zim shrieked, " But I thought I killed you?"

"I was right! You are the one responsible for this!" Before Zim could question Dib showed him the marks on his neck.

"Why of Irk would I attack you on the neck?" Zim asked confused as ever, "If I were to kill you I would have done it by shooting you or something less primitive than that!"

"Well how did you escape from the school, Zim?" Dib asked not letting his guard down for a second.

"What are you talking about?" Zim asked. "All I can remember is going inside the school and getting..." Zim stopped himself and realized what he was saying. He quickly turned to his PAK and sure enough the apple that Zim took was still there. Zim grinned at his success. "And I got the apple off Ms. Bitters's desk." He then presented the apple to Dib who was suddenly pale faced.

"No! That can't be?" Dib yelled looking at the apple in fear.

"I believe, if I'm correct, I win the bet," Zim smiled evilly and looked at Dib. "You have no choice but to surrender Earth to me." Dib was too paralyzed with fear he didn't know what to do. 'There has to be a loop hole!' Zim was waiting for Dib's response.

"But you were suppose to bring it out of the school and show me and you never did!" Dib yelled in triumph.

"Yes, but either ways Dib, you left the school before I could even show you," Zim smiled evilly. Dib froze in midair, "You didn't think I saw you scurry away after..." Zim stopped. 'What had happened to him in that room?' Zim thought to himself. No matter how hard he tried he could not think of what happened after he saw Dib run off.

"Zim? Are you ok?" Dib asked, as he broke Zim's concentration. Zim stared at Dib before continuing.

"But this little game has ended," Zim replied, "As you can see I have no need of conquering this world anymore."

"What!" Both Dib and Gir yelled at Zim, who was completely calm about the situation.

"Master not feeling well?" Gir asked in confusion.

"Yea Zim, why did you decide to not conquer the world?" Dib asked, a little concerned about the invader.

"Since I realized that my Tallest had banished me here as my prison," Zim replied.

"You were banished here?" Dib asked, now feeling a little sorry for him.

"Yes it seems that whatever happened to me in that classroom made me realize about what was really going on." Zim answered before turning away from Dib.

"But what about my neck, Zim?" Dib yelled, "If you knew that you were banished, then why did you attack me? I heard your voice in my room!"

"Whatever I did, I can't remember Dib!" Zim yelled, turning around to meet Dib's gaze. They stared at each other for a long time before Dib started to feel dizzy. Whatever happened to him, last night, had affected his system to stay awake. In fact when Dib left the house his eyes were burning from the light. Dib was starting to hold his head now. 'Why do I feel like my head's splitting into two?' Dib thought to himself now feeling like he was going to puke.

"Are you feeling alright Dib? You look like you're going to pass out," Zim's voice spoke to him like a calm sensation that washed over his headache. Dib looked at him and saw what he hoped not to see. Zim's two canine teeth looked like vampire teeth. It all made sense now.

"You're a vampire Zim!" dib screamed as he jumped back away from Zim.

"A what?" Zim asked, not knowing what a vampire is.

"A vampire! A blood drinking fiend who sucks the life of people!" Dib continued to yell, "I don't know how you became one but all the signs point to one place, the school!"

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Zim asked annoyed of Dib's yelling.

"Don't move Zim I'll be back!" Dib yelled and ran back to his house. Zim was now curious as to what this vampire was and went down into his lair.

"Computer, identify vampire," Zim commanded as the computer started to analyze the information.

"Information found," the computer's monotone spoke, "Vampire is an undead creature who craves for blood every night and turn other people into vampire slaves, if victim's blood is drained enough." Zim thought this over and it hit him like a ton of bricks.

"Vampire slaves, hun? If I am this vampire that these humans revere so much then..." Zim continue to think until... Zim smiled evilly. "If I can't conquer this planet for Irk then I can conquer it for my needs."

A/N: Un-no! What is Zim's evil plan for mankind and where is Dib going? Can he find a way to reverse Zim's change before Zim starts his plan? Stay tuned and find out! >)