when there was nothing to do

by skanarchist129

heh.. well, its about the star wars gang. at home. when they had nothing else to do. they meet some weird friends to join their cause. lol, i havent the slightest what their cause is yet cuz im only to chapter 6 lol, i just thought id put it up for review

1. pointless idiodicy

anakin: mamas boy.
obi wan: stuck up.
padme: ms. perfect.
c3po: cant find his glasses.
qui gon: anger problems.
shmi: worry wart.
yoda:gangster.
mace:lazy.
palpatine:retarded.
r2d2: smartest (person) on earth.
clones: always optimistic, yet suicidal.
luke: trying out for ballet.
leia: lukes instructor.
Dart: master of ice, and keeper of Tundra, and Inuyashomaru
Abby: master of fire, and keeper of Firehead, Sky, and Chime.
Tobi: master of earth, and keeper of Joey, and Meh
Ruka: master of air, and keeper of Eli, and Jess

chapter 1. pointless idiodicy

"Hey obi wan, get me a soda!" Anakin yelled. "Get your own soda you lazy buffoon!" Obi Wan yelled back. "MOMMY!" Anakin cried. Shmi walked into the room. "Soda pop is not good for you, your beautiful teeth will start decaying." "But i want one!" Anakin dropped to his knees, looked up at his mothers eyes with a puppy pout. "Please?" he begged. "Did you hurt your knees? You fell pretty hard. Is everything okay? Are you hurt?" She tried to change the subject. "Please mommy! I'll love you forever!" He tried again. "You had better love me forever even if you don't get the pop!" Obi wan peeped up. "Yeah Ani, you had better love her!" Qui Gon came in. "SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET THEM TALK YOUNG PADAWAN! I MUST TEACH YOU RESPECT SOME TIME! GOD!" Qui Gon threw a pencil at his apprentice. Shmi raised her voice. "You do love me don't you Ani?" Her voice dropped really low. "Yes, i do mother." Anakin got to his feet, hugged, then kissed his mother on the cheek. "That's a good boy" She said. "AWWWW!" Obi Wan laughed. "I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP DAMMIT!" Qui Gon took off his shoe and whipped it at Obi Wan's head. "Oh my! where on earth did i put my glasses?" C3PO walked through the room. "AHAHAHA! you said glasses! HAHAHA!" Palpatine fell into the room. "OH! Are you okay Senator?" Shmi rushed over to him. "Uh! Yes! I be fine. I want to play with the choo choos!" Said the Senator. Shmi took Senator Palpatine away to the play den. "That guy's hysterical!" Anakin laughed. "DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM! WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE RETARDED!" Qui Gon screamed. Luke fluttered into the room in a too-too. "I have to train THAT when im old?" Obi Wan got scared. "YOU WILL TRAIN HIM AND LIKE IT!" Qui Gon screamed. (what else can he do?) "Look at me, im a beautiful little butterfly! Watch me soar through the air so gracefully!" Luke chanted. Leia followed Luke. "You're doing great lukie, you ARE that butterfly, you ARE graceful!" leia encouraged. "Yes Luke, you look very beautiful." Anakin said sarcasticly. "DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM! HE'S DOING WHAT HE LOVES TO DO! SO LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE!" Qui Gon screamed. Anakin yelled. "MOMMY!" "Don't yell at my Ani!" Shmi yelled at Qui Gon. "YOU'RE ANI? HE'S NOBODY'S ANI! HE'S A FREE MAN! YA HEAR! FREE I TELL YA! FREE!" Qui Gon yelled back. "He may be free! But he still lives with me, and until that ends, I own him!" Shmi countered. "Did our yelling hurt your ears honey? Should I take you to a doctor?" Anakin had his hands over his ears and his eyes shut. "No mother, im fine." Anakin pleaded. Two clones walk through the room, one holding a cup of grape juice. "Today will be the best day ever! But tomorrow doesn't look so good... But it's going to be fun! I hate my life. I want to die. Shoot! i spilled my drink! Now its only half full!" Said one of the clones. They dissappeared into another room. They all look at eachother strangly. "PADME!" Anakin yelled. "could you bring me a blanket sweetheart?" "Yes Anakin love. Let me clean the kitchen first, its almost spotless! OH SHIT! A big speck of dust! SHIT? Did i say shit?" DAMNIT! whoops.. Did i swear again? SHIT! IM SHITTING UP... ER... SHUTTING UP NOW! BACK TO CLEANING!" Padme cried.