chapter 2! pointless idiodicy squared!

"Master Windu! We have trouble outside!" Anakin yelled from outside his locked door. Mace Windu has been locked up in his room ever since he inhabited it. He only unlocks his door for food, and drink. Sad enough, he has a toilet in his closet. "Have Obi Wan take care of it! I'm tired!" Mace shouted. Anakin walked to Obi Wans room. Anakin smiled and shouted. "OBI WAN! OBI WAN! WE GOT TOUBLE OUTSIDE! COME QUICKLY!" Anakin stood aside. The door burst open, Obi Wan running out. Obi Wan opened the door leading outside. There stood... the pizza dude. "You still own a dollar fifty six." Obi Wan reached into his pocket and pulled out two dollars. "Out of two, fourty four cents is your change. Thank you, have a nice day and enjoy your pizza." the pizza dude hopped in his car, started the engine. if you could call it one, it sounded like two chickens screaming... anyway, and drove off. "ANAKIN!" Obi Wan yelled. "I'm sorry Obi wan! Really, i was just hungry and..." He broke off. "ANAKIN! YOU ORDERED A PIZZA... AND DIDNT GET MOUNTAIN DEW?" Anakin laughed slightly.. Im deeply sorry master. "Take your speeder and go to Meijers. Get two 2 liters of Mountain Dew." Obi Wan ordered. "YES SIR!" Anakin gleefully said. Anakin hopped on his speeder, and took off toward Meijers. "Quick, everybody, eat the pizza!" Obi wan said, grabbing a slice. "Mountain Dew... Mountain Dew... Where are you?" "Your looking for Mountain Dew?" Said a woman behind him. "Yes, i am." He replied. "Its right in front of you.. See the sign?" A big sign, blinking on and off stating "Mountain Dew! Look at me! Mountain Dew!" with an arrow pointing down towards the 2 liters. "Oh... thanks..." Anakin smiled slightly, yet embarrassed. Anakin grabbed two, checked out, jumped on his speeder, and took off for home. Anakin pushed open the door to see the empty pizza box on the ground, and everyone on the couch, hands on their belly, all saying. "Hey Ani. You missed some GOOD pizza!" "OBI WAN!" Anakin yelled. "Don't worry young padawan, we saved you two slices." The pieces of pizza were covered in hair, flies, and a big spider. "THAT'S IT! I CANT LIVE WITH YOU PEOPLE ANY LONGER!" Anakin screamed. His voice cracked. "Go through puberty much?" Luke said, smirking. "GO TRY ON A NEW TOO TOO PRETTY BOY!" Anakin yelled, and stormed out of the house. About 5 seconds later, Anakin comes back in. "I have no where else to go..." and sat on the couch and curled up next to his mom."Word dawg, if i be you, i would pop a cap in Obi Wan's ass yo. Ya hear? I'd Knock him up so bad. Know what im saying? Me and my homies here could help ya out holms." "No, thats fine, thanks Yoda." Anakin declined. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT WERE WATCHING?" Qui Gon yelled. "Yeah! Change it Padme!" Shmi snarled. "BUT!...BUT! It's the best part!." Padme argued. "Day's Of Our Lives Is the best show in the world! How can you say differently?" Padme screamed.