Titans meet Springer Part One
Now, I've always wondered what might happen if a love triangle showed up in the Teen Titan series, and they brought it to Jerry. Now I'm writing this to explore just that. Some strange shit is gonna go down in this so it's not much for the fans of TT less you don't mind an out of the ordinary parody. Take that as a warning, if you become offended at any time, my suggestion is to go read something else. If you choose to continue further on into this little story then enjoy my vision of Teen Titans meet Jerry Springer.
"Today on Jerry Springer," the announcer started, "Awkward cartoon love triangles part one."
"To start off our show today, we have Starfire here. She believes that Robin has been cheating on her with another member of the Teen Titans," Springer started, "And just who do you think he's been cheating on you with, Starfire?"
"I do believe that he has been in the bed making Earthen love to Terra instead of me where as I should be doing that wi…" Starfire was cut off by Jerry simply saying that it required only a one name answer.
"Do you feel ready to confront him with your accusation, Starfire?" Jerry asked.
"Yes, I do feel that now is the correct time to do such," Starfire answered in her usual extended dialect.
"Well then, LET'S BRING HIM OUT!" Jerry said as Robin made his way out.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Starfire yelled as she threw an over-sized star bolt at him.
"JESUS STAR RELAX! I know what you're thinking but I swear I didn't," Robin said as he just barely ducked below the star bolt.
"LYING BASTARD!" Star yelled.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" the crowd chanted as Steve tried to keep Starfire from ripping Robin apart.
"Robin, Starfire has accused you of cheating on her with Terra, is that true?" Jerry asked as Robin and Starfire sat down.
"Hell no, pathetically false accusation," Robin returned.
"BULLSHIT! IF YOU WEREN'T THEN WHAT WAS THAT MOANING I HEARD COMING FROM YOUR ROOM LAST WEEK?" Starfire angrily bitched at Robin.
"What the hell are you talking about Star?" Robin asked with true confusion.
"I walked by your room last night and I heard the sensual moaning of a female coming from your room, explain that bird boy!" Starfire firmly stated.
"Which night?" Robin questioned.
"Thursday around the time of ten fifteen pm," Starfire responded.
"Damn it Star, I wasn't even home that night!" Robin fiercely shot at Starfire.
"Oh my god, what have I done?" Starfire asked herself.
"But I have a friend out back that I think you might want to meet," Robin said as Beastboy came out from the back.
"Beastboy? What are you doing here?" Starfire asked.
"You see Star, you were right about him cheating, but," Beastboy said as he pulled a chair close to Robin, "it was with me not Terra."
"Robin, what the fuck was going through your head at the time that you made Earthen love to a male member of our team?" Starfire asked clearly confused.
"Well Star, to put it as simple as your slow mind can compute, you got boring, weren't willing to be active enough for me. That and I've always wanted to try it with a guy, and BB was ready and waiting," Robin told her mockingly.
"But wasn't Beastboy with Terra?" Jerry asked.
"I had been but my true feelings were for Robin this whole time," Beastboy told him.
"So Robin, who is it that you plan to stay with?" Jerry asked.
"Must you even ask that question? BB of course. I don't know what I was thinking when I was with Star. She isn't fun enough," Robin stated clearly as Starfire ran off to the back tears flowing like a waterfall from her eyes.
"We'll be right back after these quick message from our sponsor," the announcer said as the lights were dimmed until they were completely off.