"Has anybody seen R2?" Anakin asked. "Do I look like I care? He's just a stupid, dumb droid." "I beg to differ!"R2D2 "walked" into the room. "R2!" Anakin yelled, throwing his hands in the air. "I have an I.Q. of four hundred and sixty eight. And you have an I.Q. of seventy eight. What ever you say, i can say it exactally six times smarter than you." R2 beeped. "Oh yeah? Well, say "ogularblathargh" six times smarter." Obi Wan smirked."A baby could say that six times smarter." R2 responded. Obi Wans smirked left his face. He took out his light saber and wound up to slash R2, but thought better of it. "You're a wise man Obi Wan, not killing me. As you remember, countless times,I saved you." R2 exclaimed."Countless times you did nothing at all as well." Obi wan turned around. "I hate droids..." R2 turned around. "I hate humans" Anakin turned around. "I hate broccoli."
"Lukie? Are you ready for your lesson?" Leia knocked on the door. "Lukie?" She knocked harder.Leia opened Luke Skywalkers door to find him... Knitting. "DON'T COME IN HERE! GET OUT! GET OUT!" Luke yelled, hiding his knitting tools. "But Lukie honey, we have to practice today, it's thursday." Leia said, trying not to laugh. "RESCHEDUAL FOR TOMORROW! NOW GET OUT!" Luke yelled, pointed to the door. Leia left. what's his problem? it's only knitting... maybe hes starting to realize he's really a man and not what I wanted him to be... "Dad, go talk to Luke, he's in need of a father-son moment." Leia said, walking up to Anakin."I've been meaning to do that for a long time..." Anakin smirked.
"Luke? Let's talk." Anakin said through the door. "Come on in." Luke put away his knitting tools, and smiled as his father walked in. He laid sideways on the bed. "Well Luke... He paused. I think it's time for you to train to be a jedi so you can kill me someday. "WHAT?" Luke's eyes lit up and enlarged to size of plums. "Uh... I mean, be as powerful as me someday." Lukes eyes shrunk back to their normal size. "You think im man enough?" Luke beamed at his father. "HELL NO! ummm...I mean. Yes, you are ready." Luke hugged his dad. "Should i drop ballet?" Anakin got up, opened the door and left. He opened the door again. "YES!"
next day
"QUESTION EVERYBODY!" Leia yelled.Everyone ran into the room, except Palpatine, He ran into the wall. "Okay, raise your hand if you like...GRAPE JUICE OVER APPLE JUICE? Anakin, Padme, Mace, Yoda, Luke, Leia, and one of the clones raised their hands.(theres two.) "Okay, seven. Now. Who likes APPLE JUICE OVER GRAPE JUICE.?" Obi Wan, Qui Gon, Shmi, the other clone, c3po, and R2D2. Raised their hands. (R2 lit up, not lifted up an arm.) "Okay, six.But that leaves one person. Senator, which do you like more? Apple or grape juice?" "I like birdies!" He responded. "No, Apple or Grape juice!" Leia screamed. "I like airplanes!"'OMFG! ANSWER HER DAMNIT!" Qui Gon Screamed. "I LIKE CHOO CHOO TRAINS!" "BUT DO YOU LIKE APPLE OR GRAPE JUICE!" Padme yelled. "ME SAID! I'S LIKES BUBBLE BATHS!" Palpatine smiled, then fell over. OMFG! DO YOU LIKE THIS? OR THESE?" Qui Gon held up an apple in his left hand, and grapes in his right. Palpatine grabbed the grapes and ate them. "I LOVE GRAPES, ESPECIALLY THE JUICE! YUMMY!" "Oh my god...I give up on him." Padme hung her head.