Chapter 5. Pointless idiodicy triangled

Anakin walked down "Idiodicy Ave." kicking rocks and barking at oncoming people and dogs. Why, justten minutes before I started this chapter, there was an old lady who was walking 5 dogs. Anakin, being as stupid as possible, barked and roared at the woman and the dogs. The lady AND the dogs, gave him the finger. Anakin turned onto "Wishywashy Blvd." He seen a fire hydrant. walked up to it, lifted up his leg...and thought better of it. "I got to go to the bathroom!" He thought to himself. Anakin ran down "Idiodicy Ave." as fast as his legs would carry him. Anakin burst through the front door. "GET OUT OF MY FING WAY OR ILL SLICE YOU ON THE SPOT! I GOT TO SHIT AND IM NOT WAITING!" (Nobody was in the house.)Anakin ran headlong into the open bathroom door. And you know the rest. But... Heres the catcher... As Anakin got up and tried to push open the door... It wouldent open. "Oh now come on!" Anakin shouted. "Open the Effing door!" Anakin started pushing harder and harder. But the door wouldn't budge. Anakin put down the toilet seat and started to think. "Hmmmm... how am i supposed to go out. someone must have put something on the other end to keep me from getting out... And the window was busted and wont open. And if one of our neighbor's see we have these kinds of weapons, anyone at that fact, we will lose them." Anakin put his elbow on his knee and balled up hand on his chin. "Hmmmmm..." "I know!" ... "WAHHHH! LET ME OUT! I DON'T NEED TO GO ANYMORE!" Anakin cried. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang went bowling. "HEY PADME! YOU'RE UP!" Anakin yelled to her as she was getting a drink for them. Padme rushed over to them, set the drink down, picked up her ball, aimed, and threw, eyes closed. "YOU GOTA STRIKE PADME!" She opened her eyes. "But it was in the other lane..." "AHHH!" Padme groaned. She walked off the lane and sat in her seat.
" HELP ME!" Anakin cried. He stared at the window, sighing. "I can't believe this.. im stuck... in a bathroom... How pitiful"
"Well, lanes are shutting off, better head home" Shmi stated. "OMFG! I ONLY GOT TO BOWL ONE ROUND! IF R2 FING D2 WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM WITH THE BALL! I MIGHT HAVE GOT ANOTHER TURN!" Qui Gon threw his shoes on the counter, put his boots on, and went out the door. They all got on their speeders, and headed off back home.
They all walk in hearing "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Screamed the trapped Anakin. "He's stuck in the bathroom?" They all said, laughing. "Guys! Help me out, i've pushed, pushed and pushed. and the door won't budge!" Padme came up to the door. "Have you tried pulling?" She said trying to hold back a laugh. "Anakin pulled on the door to reveal himself to the world he was shadowed from. "... heh, I tried that too..." Anakin muttered.