What's up? How come no one's reading? Well, I need reviews, people, reviews! Not flames! Reviews!

As those of you who have read noticed, none of the stories are told in 1st person. I did it that way purposely. I'm not sure why, though.

Anyway, please read and review (not flame!) my stories.

Miroku's Story

As he looked at her, he sensed a calm, yet alarming presence in her. He turned away from Inuyasha and walked toward her, not hearing Inuyasha calling, "Wait, Miroku, come back here!"

When Miroku stopped, he was staring the girl right in the face. She looked a little nervous. Then he asked her, "Hello, miss. Is there a problem?"

She looked back and said, "Well, actually, there is. Do you think you could help me out?"

Miroku thought, 'Oh, yeah, I'm in business now!' and then said to her, "Of course I'll help you. So tell me, miss, what's your name?"

"Ayame" was the girl's answer.

"Ayame," repeated Miroku, "what a beautiful name."

Ayame replied, "Well, thanks…I think."

"So what seems to be the problem, Ayame?" asked Miroku as kindly as possible.

She began, "Well, I was supposed to be meeting my boyfriend…"

'(twitch) BOYFRIEND? (twitch)'

"…but then as I was walking I heard someone call to me so I went to go see who it was and even though he stood mostly in shadow he scared me and I don't like to be scared so I almost ran but then he said that he needed me to do him a favor so I asked him what and he said I had to…GASP!" she stopped talking as she looked up in surprise.

Miroku was confused. "Did you say he told you to gasp!"

"No it's not that it's…it's…" but it was too late. Miroku was on the ground by the time he realized what had just happened.

"Hey Monk, whaddaya think yer doin' talkin to my Ayame?" came the voice. It belonged to Kouga.

Miroku stood and said, "My friend, clearly you have the wrong idea. I was only…"

"Don't be getting' fresh with me, Monk. I saw you. You asked her to bear your child, didn't you?"

"I did not! I wasn't even there yet" was Miroku's response. Then he realized what he'd just said. Kouga was enraged.

"Why you filthy little lecher! I'm gonna kill you!"

Back in the present…

The principal was silent. After a long couple minutes, he spoke, "so that's when the fight started?" he asked.

"Well, actually…" began Miroku, but he was interrupted by the secretary.

"Oh yes, the fight. Fights are bad you know. They're the worst things in this cruel world. You know, I remember this one time when I was…"

"SHUUUUUTUUUUP!" replied the principal angrily at the secretary. "Erhhermhum. Now then, continue," he said to Miroku.

Miroku started to speak, but then he stopped. Finally he said, "I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought," he cracked a half smile and chuckled.

"GRAG!" grunted the principal. "Oh well, who's next?"

"Oh, oh, pick me, pick me!" came the chirpy voice of Jakotsu.

The secretary said, "Oh, yes, let's hear Jakotsu! He's such a sweet boy, isn't he?"

"…no…" said Inuyasha under his breath (it was barely audible; only Miroku and Kouga heard him.

"Alright! Fine! Jakotsu, tell your story" said the principal agitated.

"YAY!" Jakotsu and the secretary chirped together in a singsong way. So, he began to tell his side of the story.

End chapter 2

I was requested to add some info on the principal and the secretary, so here it is. I know y'alls is a bunch of anime fans (as am I; I have Naruto on my desktop right now and a playlist full of Anime/J-pop songs) but if you've ever seen the movie "Ferris Buler's Day Off", then you'd know that I based the principal and the secretary off of the principal and secretary in the movie. I only did it because I was thinking about it at the time and it was fun.

And that's all the explanation I have to offer at the moment!

(I only have one more week of school! Yay!)

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