Well, first thing first. Sorry it took so long. My parents thought that me, a shovel, and a pile of dirt would go well together. It took forever! Now, reviews…

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It never hit her.

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EveningMoon: Good boy.

There was nothing. Nothing at all. Peace and quiet. Tranquility. Raven took a sip of tea and sighed. Not for long…

"Hey, Raven! Morning! Wanna hear a joke?" Beast Boy yelled in her face. He continued without waiting for her answer. "What is flat and green all over!"

SPLAT! "The wall." Raven replied. Beast Boy, having been zapped into the wall squeaked.

"I was gonna say Star's cooking, but that works too." Beast Boy fell off the wall just as Cyborg walked in, a floating Starfire next too him.

"Let us have a break of the fast and then go to the mall of shopping where Raven and I can go get some magazines!" Starfire squealed. "I shall cook!"

"No, Star I got it, really!" Cyborg yelled jumping in front of the stove protectively. "Uh…why don't you go talk to Raven?" Meanwhile Beast Boy crawled slowly to the kitchen. Just as he got in front of the hallway, Crow stepped out and landed on him with a crunch.

"Oh, sorry, uh, was it Beast Boy? I didn't see you there." Crow said in an I'm-not-sorry-at-all-voice.

"Why me?" Beast Boy groaned. He saw Cyborg with a package of bacon and ran there in a flash. "DUDE! That was a living breathing thing! How would you feel if that was you!"

"Well, its better then that white wiggly stuff you eat!" Cyborg yelled back.

"Well we're having tofu to eat!"

"Meat!"

"Tofu!"

"Realfu!"

"Are they always like this?" Crow asked Raven. Raven cracked open one eye.

"Yes, and that reminds me…" She stood up and faced Beast Boy and Cyborg.

"Tofu!"

"Bacon!"

"Its food!" Raven snapped. "Beast Boy, you eat what you eat, and Cyborg eats what he eats. The end." Raven finished in a no-argument tone of voice.

"Dude, she's scary." Beast Boy whispered to Crow.

"I know," He whispered back. "Try living with her."

"Uh, hello! I do!" Beast Boy said, waving his arms around.

"Whatever." Crow said as Robin and Dove walked in.

"So you do martial arts?" Dove asked in an awed voice. She was looking up to him like a god. When Robin nodded, she got excited and asked, "Can you teach me? Please? I'll behave for a month, I swear!"

"Dove, Robin can teach you, but only if you behave and don't worship him." Raven stated. "I'm not saying you shouldn't respect him, because you should, but I think what you've done is over doing it."

"What did she do?" Robin asked curiously.

"She made a Robin shrine." Raven said with a straight face. Robin gagged and Starfire was at his side in an instant, grabbing his arm in a possessive way.

BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!

"Dove, Crow, before you protest, you're coming with us." Raven said.

"It's Slade!" Robin said while typing rapidly on the computer.

Raven blinked. "On second thought, you can stay here."

"Whhhhhy?" Dove whined. Raven gave her a look and Dove remembered she'd promised to behave. "I mean, why can't we come too?"

"Because," Raven began but Beast Boy interrupted.

"Slade came back from the dead, and we were all like 'Dudes!' and Raven was like 'Oh no' so he's been after Raven because of this whole Trigon thingy-ma-jig. So yeah." Raven slapped him. "OW!"

"Oh." Both Dove and Crow seemed to droop.

"Well, TITANS, GO!" Everyone ran out the door.

"That was a good workout." Beast Boy said perkily.

"Not really." Cyborg said.

"You're right," Beast Boy said, acting as if he was reconsidering it. "Maybe it's because Raven went berserk and brutally murdered him."

"Cut it out." Raven snapped. "I did it before."

"Yeah!" Beast Boy yelled, waving his arms in the air. "But this time you did it faster!"

"Yeah." Robin added. "Maybe it's because he provoked her." He gave Beast Boy a hard look.

"Friends Dove and Crow!" Starfire called out. "We are back from the butt-whooping of Slade!"

They walked into the main room to find Dove and Crow playing cards. Dove looked up. Crow followed suit. They sat on the couch. Everyone else joined them. It was quiet for a moment.

"So why is Raven the chosen when she's the middle child?" Cyborg asked. "It doesn't make sense."

Dove and Crow looked at Raven. "Well…" Crow began, but Raven cut him off.

"It's because I'm the middle child that I'm the chosen. You see, Dove is more pure, so she's on one end of the scale. She'd be hard to tip to the dark side." Raven said. Dove shivered. "Crow, while on the dark end of the scale, would be even harder to tip, seeing as how he's wise to their tricks and wouldn't fall for anything now that he's chosen our side." Raven then winced. "I, however, am on a delicate balance. One push and I fall to either side. Either I'm purified…or I'm not."

"What are you trying to say?" Robin asked.

"I'm the chosen…because I'm half human. Because I'd be easier to convert." Raven added.

There were collective sighs all around the room. "Uh…" Beast Boy started. All eyes flicked to him. "Could you…run that by me again?"

Raven gave him the finger and Crow slapped his hands over Dove's eyes while Robin covered Starfire's. Robin blushed as he removed his hands.

"Well…" Cyborg said. "Not that this isn't interesting, right Boy Wonder?" Robin went a deeper shade of red. "But I'm gonna turn in for the night. Night ya'll."

"Good night Cyborg! Good night everybody! Do not let the Yarvlicks bite!" Starfire called in a perky voice. Starfire, Beast Boy and Cyborg left.

"Crow. Dove. Go to bed." Raven ordered. "It's late."

"But…" Crow began to whine.

"Go now!" Raven shouted.

"Okay." Crow shrank and made a beeline for the door. Dove followed him.

"Is there something you want to talk about?" Robin asked.

"No. I'm just crabby." Raven said as she headed for the hallway door. "Oh, and Robin?"

"Yes?"

"The chances of Starfire showing up at your door due to a nightmare are pretty high." Robin's blush changed to the shade of his shirt.

"If that's your way of saying good night, then good night."

"Heh."

Well, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm getting sentimental. Good thing my kitty's here to comfort me.

Reviews are needed if you want another chapter up soon. What do you think should happen next?

Raven is forced to be the portal because her sibling's aura messes up her control.

Slade finds another way to bring Trigon to Jump City.

Or C, he just gets there.

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