Hey. Due to SLIGHT writer's blockage, Chapter 4 is cut short. Susan will be introduced (note introduced, not firstappearing)in Chapter 5. I'm just as mad about this as you are, since Susan is the best character I have ever invented.

Anyway...

Green Phantom Queen: -bangs head on table- Grr... I'll get on it...

Velvet Panther: Huh? What drift? Oh, that? Where'd that come from? My sister typed that, I swear! Curse you, Anna! (coughgoodjobcough)
I just saw the Spongebob movie. I am watching it as I type this. It ROCKS. And has a GREAT soundtrack. (singing) It's the best day ever...
And I agree. Parents can ruin cartoon watching time.Thought they do like some...my dad likes Cosmo from FOP.

Favorite character? Either GIR or Gaz from IZ.

cakreut12: Okay!

WindWiz3: 1. I know you're kind of new to the octology (that's my new word) but can't you figure it out? 2. Perhaps.

Purple Ghost Sausage: Oh...heh.

Disclaimer: ssalc s'nahPratS ni yob a thgirypoc si enil 'ti nhad, ho' eht. PSBS ro, NJ, POF, PD nwo t'nod I.

Chapter 4: The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab
Two and a half minutes ago

"La la LA la la, la la LA la la..."

Spongebob hopped happily across the tiny room he spent 12 hours of every day in, occasionally making that special patty for that special customer. He loved that tiny room, that spce had a spot in his heart. Ever since he was about 14, he had worked in that beautiful place, the Krusty Krab. Now, he was around the age of 20, still couldn't drive, and had a few enemies, but he kept a smile on, no matter what. And he was happiest here, at the grill.

Now, his window had a paper on it, and he was ready. Six Krabby Patties (one with no patty), a Triple Patty with no condiments, a coral shake, six waters (?), two orders of Coral Bits, and chocolate ice cream. Strange order, but he took it. 8 patties on the grill, then to the friers for the Bits, then the ice cream and shake, oops, gotta flip the patties! Go get the buns, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mayo, mustard, pickle, onion, salt, secret sauce, and, of course, love. Ooh, patty done! Put condiments on, oops, nothing on the triple, no patty for the sixth. Aaand...the order was ready.

"Here you go, sir!" Spongebob piped up cheerfully, handing the five trays out the window. As he was about to start singing again, he noticed that Squidward looked kind of shaken. "Hey Squidward," he said, "You look all white! Have you been working out?"

Squidward didn't respond.

"Squidward?"

"That was the ugliest fish I have ever seen," the octopus-squid mumbled.

"What?"

"I SAID-" He didn't have to finish. Spongebob saw. Right by the register, a large group of wierd-looking fish that looked oddly familliar were dividing up the strange order he had just prepared. They looked a bit like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, except that they were much younger and they weren't wearing an odd assortment of spandex.

Spongebob looked a little closer. The one with the solid looking red hair (again, he later learned it was a hat) was chowing down the triple, while a green-haired one was smearing his Coral Bits all over the place. A pink-haired one didn't look too happy with him.

However, a certain two, one in a mostly white shirt and one with a ridiculous hairdo, weren't eating. The whire-shirted one was staring at the celing and mumbling to himself. "This is wierd...this is really wierd..." The other was looking at his watch and tapping his foot. He looked impatient.

He couldn't wonder for very long however. He had to get back to making the food! Forgetting the odd fish- for the moment- Spongebob flipped the patties, shook the friers, and sang shrilly.

Life was good.

"Sam, can I eat now?"

"No! I think I saw something!"

Danny sat at a table with Sam, Tucker, and Jimmy. Timmy and the fairies were at the next table over. Tucker was wolfing down his burger like crazy (Somehow, Jimmy had figured out their ideal orders). Jimmy, who was finished, was tapping his foot impatiently. Sam had also finished, and, out od concern, was checking over Danny's food for signs of foriegn stuff.

"That's an onion," he said tiredly.

"Or maybe that's what it wants me to think!" She held the onion up to her face. "Reveal your secrets!"

The onion said nothing. Everyone in the resturaunt looked at Sam, their eyes twitching.

"Oh, so that's how you wanna do it!" she screeched, the crazy tone from Book 3 leaking back into her voice. "Well I'll have you know-"

"Sam, I deeply respect that you're trying to protect me from any more attacks," Danny said, "but this is a bit...you know...much. I'm okay."

"Yes, he actually is," Jimmy said, not looking at them. "I did a scan of all the food. It's clean."

"Well...you can't always trust science!" she groaned, slamming her head on the table. Jimmy rolled his eyes.

"Oh, come on," Danny said. "She's just concerned. Concern is okay... it's just... ah, forget it." He stared at the celing. "This is wierd...it's like the whole world is on guard...this is really, really wierd..."

Suddenly, Danny jerked his head towards the food pickup window. Something yellow and square was looking around. Its bright blue eyes snapped towards him. They made eye contact.

Not knowing what else to do, Danny waved. The square ducked away. Oh, dahn it you, you scared it away! He slapped his forehead hard.

Meanwhile, in the corner of the resturaunt, a red-haired human was playing on a regularGameboy Advance, smirking at the group. There they are, she thought. I told her that I could do it. Now to get them to notice I'm here. That shouldn't be too hard. I mean, what are the chances of another human here?

She pressedan extra button on her GBA. The device stopped displaying Pokemon Leaf Green, and instead displayed a screen with a rotating S on it. The GBA itself projected a hologram of the average QWERTYUIOP keyboard you should have in front of you right now. She began typing as though it were an average keyboard, talking as she typed.

"The objective has been achieved. Team J in sight. They made it. I made it. See? I can do it! Take that, you overbaring bossy know-it-all! Oh yeah, oh yeah..."

"Uhh..." A pink fish stared at her.

"Oh, eheheh..." She blushed and sat down. She pressed 'send', clearing the screen.

"It has begun."

Byeh! -SP